tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[Katamari]

 

 

 

[Rush]

8 minutes ago, Katamari said:

shawn is trying so hard to get a snowflake

He kinda gagged the Marks' a bit though 

Edited November 14 by Rush

[Rush]

Shawn in those shorts 

[Katamari]

Sai had a maxicut at one point?  

 

 

[CityPop]

I'm liking the new girls: K, Stacey and Jassi but it feels like something is missing without Candiace.
I want her cryangles and reads back but Gizelle will probably do anything to keep her off the show.

 

[stjosephprey4us]

Shawn, Lisa's husband, and possibly Seth Marks depending on the day can triple penetrate me 

[Rush]

6 minutes ago, stjosephprey4us said:

Shawn, Lisa's husband, and possibly Seth Marks depending on the day can triple penetrate me 

I was shocked at how good he looked when they were playing volleyball 

[stjosephprey4us]

20 minutes ago, Rush said:

I was shocked at how good he looked when they were playing volleyball 

Plus the racecar driver 

[TryMe]

6 hours ago, Rush said:

I was shocked at how good he looked when they were playing volleyball 

But when he opens his mouth - I'm so turned off. 

 

He seems like he doesn't have much of a backbone. 

[Katamari]

https://www.biglots.com/corporate/about-us/our-leadership/svp-extreme-value-sourcing#:~:text=Seth Marks&text=With nearly three decades of,%2C wholesalers%2C and liquidation firms

 

 

 

[Chemist]

RHOSLC is truly reaching peak RHONY (aka the best housewife seasons ever) like i get a 50 minute endorphins high watching these women.

 

Even the husbands are giving. It's not normal

[CroNich]

How did Lisa Barlow go from being one of the best housewives of all time to completely insufferable. Her, Meredith and Heather are giving like the Lisa Rinna, Kyle and Erika alliance from BH, its pathetic.

 

Also I'm not sure I get all the SLC praise. The season has definitely picked up but the drama still feels so fake and forced, like there's nothing real about what is going on except maybe the reaction from the ladies in the moment. 

[Lille]

Um, Mary girl...you need to send your son to rehab like, immediately.

[slw84]

Bronwyn's husband...a mess.

Whitney trying to reshape the group with an alliance with the greek lady is her name Alexa??? is so transparent. 

Oh Mary...at least she admits she spoiled that child. It seems that girl has influenced him when usually it's the other way around.

 

RHOP is great but Keirna is so up Karen's butt. Like, relax. She's getting played.

I love Gizelle not being the pot stirrer and just having a good season.

[Bethenny Frankel]

5 hours ago, CroNich said:

How did Lisa Barlow go from being one of the best housewives of all time to completely insufferable. Her, Meredith and Heather are giving like the Lisa Rinna, Kyle and Erika alliance from BH, its pathetic.

 

Also I'm not sure I get all the SLC praise. The season has definitely picked up but the drama still feels so fake and forced, like there's nothing real about what is going on except maybe the reaction from the ladies in the moment. 

Lisa is literally THE perfect housewife, she's tone deaf and every second she's on our screen she's entertaining. You obviously have no idea what makes good housewives if you think this season is bad???

[Rush]

I despise Lisa but she's necessary for the show to be good

[CroNich]

28 minutes ago, Bethenny Frankel said:

Lisa is literally THE perfect housewife, she's tone deaf and every second she's on our screen she's entertaining. You obviously have no idea what makes good housewives if you think this season is bad???

I don't think it's bad. I just think everything feels so forced and reductive, at least the first several episodes. It's definitely picked up in the last couple. But that's an issue I have for housewives as a whole, it's become too meta and too self-aware. The girls are so focused on trying to follow the general blueprint for housewives storyline's and producing their own narratives and drama, it makes it feel less authentic and I think the SLC girls (particularly the original 4) are especially guilty of that.

 

and I also never said Lisa was a bad housewife, I still think she is a top tier housewife, it's just strange how her delusions and self-absorbedness went from being really endearing to quite painful at points.

Edited November 15 by CroNich

[Breathe On Moi]

Im so team Lisa this season  she's accepted being the villain finally! I was so confused as to why ppl were fawning over Bronwyn,  super fakey vibes and the controlling weird husband is a wrap for me.

 

3 hours ago, Lille said:

Um, Mary girl...you need to send your son to rehab like, immediately.

is this what it is?? Andy said on the after show that it'll be shocking what we find out about her son, I wonder. 

 

[crf13]

1 hour ago, Bethenny Frankel said:

Lisa is literally THE perfect housewife, she's tone deaf and every second she's on our screen she's entertaining. You obviously have no idea what makes good housewives if you think this season is bad???

 

1 hour ago, Breathe On Moi said:

Im so team Lisa this season  she's accepted being the villain finally! I was so confused as to why ppl were fawning over Bronwyn,  super fakey vibes and the controlling weird husband is a wrap for me.

 

is this what it is?? Andy said on the after show that it'll be shocking what we find out about her son, I wonder. 

 

Thank God there are still people out there who haven't completely lost touch with what these shows about. I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone watching twitter cry over Lisa acting exactly the way a real housewife is supposed to act. Lisa Barlow would be a canonized housewife at this point if RHOSLC debuted around the time Jersey/NYC were debuting. She's what you would get if you created the perfect real housewife in a lab. It's nauseating seeing subsets of viewers try to ruin these shows by overdoing it with their hatred towards the women who work the hardest (this does not apply to Tamra I won't ever let the mouse go Judge). That's how we ended up with PHONY.  

[Rush]

[Chemist]

I don't think Lisa Barlow is a good person but she is an essential housewife and the show would be NOTHING without her

[TryMe]

Dorit  ''I can smell your breath'' Kemsley is activated

 

Also the reason why she is activated. She is about to be homeless, not tootheless:

 

 

[4Walls]

Does anybody wanna talk about how HIGH Meredith and Seth look during this episode? Like it's actually insane how pilled out they look. When he called Whitney a beyotch (for like no reason?) he literally looked like his eyeballs were about to fall out. And the way everybody kinda ignored those 10 seconds makes me think it's a hidden secret that they all know he took too much xans or whatever that day. Like it's so obvious 

 

Also wtf was he wearing? Truly serves high school drugged out white boy while Meredith is his Cookie Monster pajama-pants sidekick gf. 

Edited November 15 by 4Walls

[stjosephprey4us]

2 hours ago, 4Walls said:

Does anybody wanna talk about how HIGH Meredith and Seth look during this episode? Like it's actually insane how pilled out they look. When he called Whitney a beyotch (for like no reason?) he literally looked like his eyeballs were about to fall out. And the way everybody kinda ignored those 10 seconds makes me think it's a hidden secret that they all know he took too much xans or whatever that day. Like it's so obvious 

 

Also wtf was he wearing? Truly serves high school drugged out white boy while Meredith is his Cookie Monster pajama-pants sidekick gf. 

So basically you're calling them the older version of Mary's son and his "wife"? 
 

also everyone in here defending / coming for Lisa, when the real person we need to talk about who needs to leave the show is Meredith 

[slik]

Dorit about to be homeless but not toothless!