tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[BlackJesus]

I wish the episodes weren’t censored. Why are the reunions uncensored and the episodes not?

[BlackJesus]

Lisa Barlow is so ******* dumb she’s a piece of ****. 

[slw84]

3 hours ago, LVP said:

Some of you saying that Mary could be a bridge between OGs and Monica next season when she hates these women so much 

The girls (not the cast) are scrambling...

 

Why rewrite history?

 

Last season suffered and people wanted Mary back. Meredith helped her come back. She came back and was a let down.

 

The quirk that was fun turned bitter/vile/nasty. Monica UPSTAGED her and has more leverage than Mary.

 

Monica could benefit having Mary as an ally but Mary NEEDS Monica as an ally now. 

 

If Monica is ousted, they won't need Mary and she has herself to blame. Meredith can only do but so much. I see she is trying to align with Angie too.

 

Mary needs Monica after overplaying her hand and it's a shame because it should be the other way around.

 

This is why she's gone on press junket's AFTER the reunion aired saying let's pray for Monica...she needs Monica to get back and and snatch her snowflake.

 

Production had no problem making Mary look bad after begrudgingly having her return and there's no way her son's shenanigans won't be addressed if we just saw a scene of Mary talking about her son and his "wife" in the bedroom.

 

Mary better pray Monica returns. 

 

 

[Chemist]

19 hours ago, suburbannature said:

Please google “RHOSLC”  

A true cultural reset

[slw84]

Reunion part 2 take:

Heather remains the GOAT. 

 

Lisa always gives her all, and I like her more and more each season. She's made for TV and she does confront things so I can respect her.

 

Monica didn't do as well as part 1. Production still called her out on her BS even though this was the sympathy tour episode for her. If she didn't do the deceitful stuff she'd actually get a sympathy edit. At best, she's getting she's just like her mom and it explains but does not justify her toxicity.

 

Meredith barely spoke and looked 10 years older than she is. WTF

 

Angie was the MVP. She has proven she can handle this game. I wish her an ounce of luck.

 

Whitney tries so hard. Something is not all the way there with her but she's not unlikeable, just annoying.

 

Mary Mary Mary...

You look amazing. That lipstick on your teeth at the start was a kii. She talks about how she tells it to people's faces like it's a heroic feat. She's doing it to women who wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight. Mary at least has Meredith, Monica and possibly Angie but she's put herself in a corner because the cast doesn't need her, Monica could benefit but if they fire Monica then where does that leave Mary (FOH to Meredith and Angie and they don't even like each other). 

 

Calling Whitney racist was harsh when it was just a feeling and not based on events. Now, I don't use Whitney but I don't think she is racist. I don't think Lisa is either BUT I could see her being around them and not batting an eyelash.

 

That said, SLC is THE SHOW. Oh wow. Both reunions delivered.

 

[worldwide angel]

lisa wants to be her own PR agency so bad and she just needs to relax, learn from others and move on....she acts like every slight towards her is some form of intense demonization and it never really gave that

 

whitney climbing her way back into my top 3  

 

i still don't see it for monica: horrible liar, can't read, creepy stan of the show, and the fact that she acts like jen,  no thanks. bravo might not have any standards but i do. with that being said, she deserves real life love and a maternal figure that actually cares about her. 

 

angie's growing on me too

 

queen marks said nothing but two sentences and still became the topic of multiple conversations 

 

heather and the recording

 

and mary..... mary was right to bring up the race dynamics on the show but her **** stinks also and while i did laugh, her calling heather inbred was nasty. she's just as nauseating (and slightly less nasty) as jen and i don't need that.

 

 

 

in other news, essence finally calling out pisstomac  

[Breathe On Moi]

my takeaway from part 2 is that Monica is not someone anyone should ever “stan”  

 

her explanations and AUTOMATIC victimization of oneself using her past as some kind of reason for what she is, while obviously continuously lying, makes me question any and everything she says. Mary lost so many points with me for riding that train, and I’d be ok with her gone next season. 
 

also, Whitney is truly one of those pretty girls that doesn’t know how to dress herself at all.

[Mornings]

I AM DEADDDD

i know Ramona is trash but she makes me laugh so much

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8gXoerW/

 

 

the more I watch it I’m not convinced it’s actually Ramona but either way I kind of miss her

Edited January 18 by Mornings

[Breathe On Moi]

2 hours ago, slw84 said:

a scene of Mary talking about her son and his "wife" in the bedroom.

 

 

and I’ve never been more uncomfortable/weirded out at a real housewife scene than this, in a really long time…………

[ZIVERT]

Mary wouldn't take her foot off Whitney's neck, I was screaming  she's relentless and evil, but wow that was a kii

[Rush]

Annemarie saying Crystal resents her for not being able to go to med school

 

[Katamari]

5 hours ago, BlackJesus said:

Lisa Barlow is so ******* dumb she’s a piece of ****. 

Miss Lisa 

[Katamari]

1 hour ago, ZIVERT said:

Mary wouldn't take her foot off Whitney's neck, I was screaming  she's relentless and evil, but wow that was a kii

The way she always drag that little girl   so messy 

[Katamari]

dnsjshbdbbf Mary believes bobblehead is racist   

[Katamari]

Lisa doing damage control djsjfhfhsj 

 

Andy clocking Mary  

 

 

why is Lisa in it 

[Katamari]

Part three

 

heathers Emmy campaign still going strong 

Edited January 18 by Katamari

[Rush]

She ate her up 

[HASHTAGPOW]

I am a board-certified nurse anesthetist

[Lille]

As someone that just finished my anesthesiology clinical rotation pretty recently...Annamarie is giving proudly incorrect anesthetist that has been banished to the local beauty spa because she has pissed off every attending.

[Chemist]

Yeah i was 50/50 with Monica returning for season 5 but i am getting tired of her. Either she does a 180 and becomes the nicest or she needs to go. The lies are annoying af

[slw84]

9 hours ago, Breathe On Moi said:

and I’ve never been more uncomfortable/weirded out at a real housewife scene than this, in a really long time…………

And she kept going. Mary is one of a kind but not if she would Have played ball instead of playing into being the savior for the franchise then she wouldn’t have to rely on Monica fate to help determine her own.

 

 

[slw84]

1 hour ago, Chemist said:

Yeah i was 50/50 with Monica returning for season 5 but i am getting tired of her. Either she does a 180 and becomes the nicest or she needs to go. The lies are annoying af

She’s not going to be able to be anything but messy…look at her mom.

if she kisses everyone’s butt her stans will be letdown. If she leans more into her villain role she will RHONj Danielle season 2 herself.

Monica is in a lose lose situation as she has Mary as her ally and flaky Whitney possibly.

She will never be able to live down the scandal and will have it thrown in her face so that she is miserable and cornered with limitations incapable of being at her best and let’s not start on the damage her mom can do in retaliation and jealousy. Whew.

 

Tenesha releasing the voice notes further incriminating Monica isn’t helping either. 

 

9 hours ago, Breathe On Moi said:

my takeaway from part 2 is that Monica is not someone anyone should ever “stan”  

 

her explanations and AUTOMATIC victimization of oneself using her past as some kind of reason for what she is, while obviously continuously lying, makes me question any and everything she says. Mary lost so many points with me for riding that train, and I’d be ok with her gone next season. 
 

also, Whitney is truly one of those pretty girls that doesn’t know how to dress herself at all.

Yes, luv. Say that sht louder. I get she is entertaining but a REAL btch would have  used the opportunity for bonding after her birthday celebration to confess and let them know she came into the season with misinformation from Jen and even blame Jen or tenesha ir whomever and downplay her part as she did AFTER getting exposed and would have controlled the narrative. She just proved have LIKES to lie and be deceitful…just like her mother. 
 

lol Whitney is just…she’s missing a lot of tools. She made herself look 10 lbs heavier than she is.I think her heart is good but she just doesn’t have all the puzzle pieces to put together. Poor thing.

[LVP]

Get rid of Monica and hire her toxic mom for one season

[darkfantasy]

3 hours ago, slw84 said:

She’s not going to be able to be anything but messy…look at her mom.

if she kisses everyone’s butt her stans will be letdown. If she leans more into her villain role she will RHONj Danielle season 2 herself.

Monica is in a lose lose situation as she has Mary as her ally and flaky Whitney possibly.

She will never be able to live down the scandal and will have it thrown in her face so that she is miserable and cornered with limitations incapable of being at her best and let’s not start on the damage her mom can do in retaliation and jealousy. Whew.

 

Tenesha releasing the voice notes further incriminating Monica isn’t helping either. 

 

Yes, luv. Say that sht louder. I get she is entertaining but a REAL btch would have  used the opportunity for bonding after her birthday celebration to confess and let them know she came into the season with misinformation from Jen and even blame Jen or tenesha ir whomever and downplay her part as she did AFTER getting exposed and would have controlled the narrative. She just proved have LIKES to lie and be deceitful…just like her mother. 
 

lol Whitney is just…she’s missing a lot of tools. She made herself look 10 lbs heavier than she is.I think her heart is good but she just doesn’t have all the puzzle pieces to put together. Poor thing.

Yep

[insomniac]

13 hours ago, Mornings said:

I AM DEADDDD

i know Ramona is trash but she makes me laugh so much

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8gXoerW/

 

 

the more I watch it I’m not convinced it’s actually Ramona but either way I kind of miss her

Yeah, that’s not Ramona, although the outfit is very Ramona. Also, the dancing is more like how Sonjarita would move