tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[*Tim]

Larsa even made her announcement of Guerdy's cancer diagnosis about herself "like I didn't know what to say to her". Stfu devil child, REPENT DEMON

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Sutton clarifying that the 300k a month she gets is after taxes… damn let me find a rich man 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzsWCZMLh5N/

 

 

 

Edited November 17, 2023 by G.U.Y. Gaga

[Chemist]

Sutton is a ******* mess . I was crying tears at that convo with Kyle  also she was obviously intoxicated

[Katamari]

What does dorit see in PK fire

[Katamari]

Erika sitting back and watching the chaos she brewed

 

what a ***** as dorit would say 

[Spicy_TyTy]

What a treat to have Miami, Beverly Hills and Salt Lake on air at the same time.

 

I was team Sutton and Garcelle during the Fox Five era but Sutton's outburst during Magic Mike was an absolute joke. Kyle had every right to lash her for it and she's not taking any c**p this season. Also really enjoying reactivated Erika and Dorit, having Lisa off the show has given it a fresh energy in that there isn't somebody trying to recreate their earlier iconic moments and just failing every time. 

 

I like Larsa but unfortunately, she's just not one to own up to her mistakes without defending herself. She's going to get lashed by Guerdy during the reunion and rightfully so.

 

And without Monica, I don't feel like Salt Lake would've rebounded from the mess that was season three. The casting was genius with the Jen ties and then her trying to hide the lawsuit, only for it to be exposed on camera. Genius!! I cannot wait for the meltdown.

[Chemist]

The thirst is real

[slw84]

Ooh Sutton might just get the first seat. 

 

I don't do Sutton but she's Brandi ing up the game.

 

That said, Sutton is just a weak azz btch.

 

My guess for the reunion:

 

the new lady, Garcelle, Sutton Andy Kyle, Erika, Dorit, and of course always at the end Crystal.

[AcidPrince]

On 11/17/2023 at 3:00 AM, HASHTAGPOW said:

Name um 

My new mantra 

[drivers license]

the Don't come for my sound bath episode is one for the books

[drivers license]

On 11/9/2023 at 11:39 PM, BlackJesus said:

Sutton needs to come down off her high horse. Like for **** sake you’re at the strippers what the **** do you think is going to happen. 

i find myself being on her side of her feud most of the time but it feels like the fan love is getting through her head, and you can see it through her scenes. the fact that people who hate on kyle are on her side says a lot  sutton has always been so kooky, which is great for TV, but these meltdowns are not cute. it's just giving karen.

 

On 11/16/2023 at 1:27 AM, Chemist said:

nnn it is likely that Monica will be one and done so we have to enjoy the mess that she is creating

she might serve an Aviva, which is sad

[UnderratedVocalist]

6 hours ago, Chemist said:

The thirst is real

Yep, she just confirmed this on Bethenny's podcast. It was actually very good and insightful.

[Chemist]

46 minutes ago, drivers license said:

i find myself being on her side of her feud most of the time but it feels like the fan love is getting through her head, and you can see it through her scenes. the fact that people who hate on kyle are on her side says a lot  sutton has always been so kooky, which is great for TV, but these meltdowns are not cute. it's just giving karen.

Yeah the meltdown during Magic Mike was very karen but that sit down with Kyle is literally the reason why Sutton is top tier. Hilarious all the way

[Apolonio ₃₄]

 

Oop it’s starting.  

[slw84]

54 minutes ago, Rogue said:

 

Oop it’s starting.  

The RHOA world is healing. Andy referenced a tweak, and this is terrific news. There's no way a disrespectful reboot a la NY would work. Bravo and NBCU had the chance to learn from their past mistakes. Sadly, Drew went in a bit in her last season, so she did earn her keep, but her marriage is ruined thanks to the exposure. Bravo got what they wanted out of her, and they are moving forward. Sanya is just not RHOA material. She is NBC sportscaster material. HGTV material but not RHOA material.

 

They need to trim the fat and give the OGs the proper send-off.

 

Season SWEET 16:

Cast Kandi, Kenya, Sheree, and possibly Porsha and allow them to close out their final season, bringing back the light, petty, but fun drama of season 1.

Kandi can expand her business and Broadway play ventures.

Kenya can continue to be a supermom while showcasing her new hair salon.

Sheree can continue to be Sheree.

Porsha can show her pampered life that she was pretending to have under that controlling ex, except she has the life now, so that needs to be shown.

 

We should start the season with the OGs and slowly introduce the new girls (let's say six new girls). I noted above only four girls because I believe we should get the core four girls in the transition and then two or three more can be added on traditionally in season 17.

 

And then I wake up...

Episodes 1-6 OGs wrapping up their storylines. Sheree, do what you can...Episodes 4-5 are the OG cast trip.

Episodes 7-9: One of the four ladies must introduce the first two NEW girls.

Episodes 10-12: One of the four ladies needs to introduce one more NEW girl.

Episodes 13-15: One of the four ladies needs to introduce one more NEW girl. Episode 15 can start with the final cast trip with OG+ new girls.

Episodes 16-18: Episode 16 can wrap up the cast trip, and then the last two episodes fully transition out the OGs, and the final scene has the new girls embarking on the reset.

Two-part reunion Episodes 19-20

Season 17: New Girls Reboot is filming, and the OGs take a break and then begin filming the UGT RHOA Legacy edition: Kandi, Kenya, Sheree, Porsha, Cynthia, Claudia, Eva, Marlo, Lisa Wu, Deshawn, Kim Z...and for the UGT I would like Nene there, but it's just not realistic sadly. But pick about 8 (6 in bold are the got to haves) to go to a high-end place since they love to short-change RHOA on cast trips (let's go with Monaco, Maldives, Fiji, or something like that). 

 

UGT will take less time to film so that Bravo can get that squared away, set up a 4-6 episode trip, and then transition into Season 17. 

[Rush]

Hope they got rid of Marlo too 

[Chemist]

They need to fire Kandi too. Her massive paycheck is the reason they don't have any budget left to do ****

[305]

Larsa is the most heinous person ever. I do not enjoy watching her ever.

 

Dr. Nicole is so ******* RICH

[*Tim]

2 hours ago, Chemist said:

They need to fire Kandi too. Her massive paycheck is the reason they don't have any budget left to do ****

Literally. And she needs someone to be activated and even then it's mild at best

[boys]

Firing just Sanya & Drew is not gonna do anything to save RHOA especially when Drew was one of the few talking points they had. Kandi brings nothing to this show anymore, Sheree has been fired several times for a reason and Kenya honestly is quite a bore who doesn't even engage with the cast as if shes above it which is the same thing she criticized others for.

[Million]

Name em!

 

Sutton just can’t help serving iconic moments. 

[UnderratedVocalist]

If they really want to capitalize on this Kandi VS Sheree beef, they should have Sheree re-introduce Phaedra as a surprise to an event that Kandi is at. Sort of how Kandi brought Kenya to Cynthia's event. This would serve as the mid season cliff hanger and Phaedra would be joining in as the new peach holder for the rest of the season.

 

Main peaches: Kandi Kenya Sheree Marlo Porsha and Phaedra joining mid season
Friends: Eva, Shamea, Courtney and Cynthia

 

 

 

 

 

[WEEKND]

OMG I'm late cuz I been working a lot but I'm watching the M2M premiere and ugh I miss Mariah so much 😩😩😩  but this season is promising 

 

I'm halfway thru the episode and I like that Sweet Tea girl she's what Toya used to be like before Eugene and speaking of, Eugene remains the best hubby.

 

I'm guessing its going to be Heavenly, Phaedra vs Simone/Toya this season with Jackie doing the fake neutral but low-key team Hevenly BS 

 

imma watch RHOB after.

[RihRihGirrrl]

Why would they let Drew go?...the fall out of her divorce with Ralph would have provided an organic storyline....RHOA has been soarly lacking that in the last couple of seasons

[SimpleKindofLife]

Wendy is so unlikable, such an arrogant prick. At least Candiace has wit to make up for her cockiness. I’m thinking Mia and Wendy can both go next season.