tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[slw84]

5 hours ago, Mornings said:

Gizelle fell all the way off on UGT. she ruined that entire mini season.

She really doesn't do much except lie and look constipated when shes called out on her BS. 

I will give her that her daughters are complete Stars! Adore Angel and Grace are her only redeeming quality 

Not constipated....I mean she does have a signature look so there's a nugget of truth in that.

[Stepfon]

These first two episodes of RHOP have served NOTHING. 

[KanMap]

14 hours ago, crf13 said:

The choir scene… Monica lacks a level of camp needed for these shows. There’s a way to go about pulling a Dorinda/Luann cabaret scene. Foaming at the mouth over Lisa’s extremely unserious performance of a song that gave her a viral moment last year doesn’t make you look like the winner, especially on tv show where camp is encouraged. Her entire energy is not real housewives. She’s meant to be on Bad Girls Club, TLC, or WETV.

She wouldn’t survive in BGC tho 

[KanMap]

13 hours ago, Stepfon said:

These first two episodes of RHOP have served NOTHING. 

This.
And Beverly Hills surprisingly delivered 

[monologueNacafe]

Heavenly's lives with Carlos King are a mess 

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

4 hours ago, monologueNacafe said:

Heavenly's lives with Carlos King are a mess 

It’s not that well organized but you should watch her old reviews  

[KanMap]

SLC always delivered 
That "Emily Post" line  I love Lisa.

[crf13]

Whitney: “what the **** happened?” 
 

Whitney not even 5 minutes later: “please don’t swear in my home”

 

 

Girl… 

[RihRihGirrrl]

I turned on the TV at this exact moment 

 

RHOSLC Preview:

 

Heather: Do you think I look inbred?

 

Mary: I do 

 

 

 

[Rush]

Not Luann doing music festivals 

[crf13]

Monica’s mom pulling up on a scheduled shoot day and being mic’d 

People believing her mom really walked home  

 

Angie not having told Lisa that she and Monica got together and worked it out explains a lot, but… she’s gotta realize that even if Lisa gets worked up, it’s still ok to defend your feelings. It doesn’t mean Lisa’s going to hate you just because you have an argument or a slight disagreement… or even a miscommunication, which is what this really is. It’s HWs. It’s ok to say things with your whole chest. And we still haven’t addressed how Monica lied on Lisa when denying that she talked about how the “boyfriends were bragging about how good the sex was.” 
 

Meredith’s solo scenes are such a bore… 

 

More Mary and Heather content please 

[SimpleKindofLife]

I just know the SLC reunion will be one for the books

[every1blinks]

I have to believe that Lisa is playing a character  she is too muchhhh

[305]

“Do you have anything without Vida”

Monica is so ******* funny

[UnderratedVocalist]

Lisa Barlow was literally made for TV

[UnderratedVocalist]

Also, M2M is already fantastic By far the strongest and most cohesive group of women on Bravo.

 

I feel bad for Sweet Tea. She looks very innocent and she's very genuine so far and these women will eat her up. It's already happening and we're just 3 episodes in.

The transition and addition of Phaedra felt so organic and it just worked. This honestly looks like it could be a top tier season.

[qurl]

i really don’t think Gizelle is as integral to potomac as people think she is, granted i am OGH but like ….. the cast would still be shady but the air would be so much LIGHTER without her there. and i agree that Robyn could/would actually perform better without her there

 

shes the Lisa Rinna of Potomac. she needs a reality check or she needs a full on takedown season. as much as i haven’t enjoyed Candiace in the past, as long as her and Karen are there Potomac would be fine regardless of who the other housewives are

[UnderratedVocalist]

I'm fine with Potomac so far. It's kept my interest and I'm intrigued by the whole Wendy-Osu story. The new girl seems like a good fit.

[Katamari]

22 hours ago, crf13 said:

Whitney: “what the **** happened?” 
 

Whitney not even 5 minutes later: “please don’t swear in my home”

 

 

Girl… 

Ngl her whole meltdown during that scene   Reminded me that  camera operator  in that bottoms in tired acrylics fighting over a man video who Kept saying she’s not supposed to have this car and what not

[Chemist]

nnn it is likely that Monica will be one and done so we have to enjoy the mess that she is creating

[qurl]

22 minutes ago, Chemist said:

nnn it is likely that Monica will be one and done so we have to enjoy the mess that she is creating

which is fine tbh. there seems to be no shortage of messy ass women in SLC so there’s probably another Monica somewhere out there. she has made this season very entertaining but as much as she was great casting / necessary foil for Lisa there also appears to be a lot she’s not being honest about and she seems like a total mess behind the scenes and from what she’s presenting to us. God willing SLC lasts that long they should bring her back for Jen’s getting-out-of-prison season. THAT would be fabulous television.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

 

 

1 day ratings for these shows don’t even make sense anymore tbh 

 

especially with peacock 

 

 

[Diet Pepsi]

Dorit’s foot staying planted in Erica’s neck this season

[Mornings]

Erika is so corny for that bull riding confessional about Sutton. She has no sense of humor. 

I think I like Brunette Dorit 

Im loving Crystal this year. Shes really full on snobby rich girl vibes in the best way possible 

[Katamari]

do monica and her mother live in the same neighborhood because....