tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[BILLIONAIRE✘BOY]

[Chemist]

The gizelle one includes the names of her daughters. That's actually really cute. She won I fear

 

Karen's tagline is CAMP

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

 

[every1blinks]

Not Garcelle’s silliest son completely laying into her in the most respectful way  however allegedly little she raised them, she raised them right 

[slw84]

Diametrical Divorcee Duchess Diva Dorit is coming BACK for that center diamond.

 

YES MA'AM

 

Doricio LIVES to see another day.

[Bethenny Frankel]

candiace ate with that tagline i'm sorry

[TryMe]

I was ready to hate the new girl in town but I liked her tagline the most. 

None of them served. RHOBH has way better taglines. 

[LVP]

Dorit surprisingly delivered!

Kyle planned her storyline from the very beginning 

New girl might be right saying she made Crystal relevant cause she was kinda MIA this episode 

Sutton was Sutton and I love her for that

Garcelles segment with her sons was really good

And Erika needs to practice her acting, cause these tears were on Rinnas level

Edited October 26, 2023 by LVP

[TryMe]

Omg it was a good premier. I would say 8/10. 

 

I love this Dorit. She was funny, vunerable and CHIC. 

 

I feel like Kyle planned all of this however I don't think they planned it truly going south. It's like you are joking with a friend and then one of you go a bit too far.. 

 

Can't believe she threw her sister one last time under the bus hahahahaha

 

Where the F was Crystal? 

[crf13]

Watching the first 7 minutes of Miami versus the entire episode of Beverly Hills… the difference is insane. 
 

That being said, welcome back, Dorit! We missed this version of you! 
 

Kyle, nobody’s buying this mapped out storyline, and why even talk about Kathy when she isn’t even on the show anymore? 
 

Erika needing her therapist to explain the concept of empathy to her and still not getting it is… sociopathic 

 

Garcelle, please, I say this as a fan - hire a new stylist! Beyond that, her opening up with her kids was very vulnerable. 
 

Sutton, you just keep being Sutton.
 

Crystal, your screen time was about the equivalent of Xtina in Moves Like Jagger.  

[Katamari]

Kim omg

 

was that Teddi?

[Katamari]

not hormones

 

erika was right about dorit and pk tho :thing: 

[Million]

Definitely noticed Rinna missing in the premiere. Particularly with them talking about the reunion and Kathy.
 

It would have been interesting to see the fall out from it and how it affected Rinna and Kyle’s relationship.
 

I would kind be here for a full Erika villain era. 

 

And where was Crystal at? She was barely in the premiere and not sight of her in the preview for next week.

[Katamari]

Idk what a Miami housewives are but I’m enjoying it so far! 

[Dolce Vita]

love garcelle DOWN but her style is so…interesting sometimes

 

 

[bjorn]

The way Erika admitted not knowing how to feel empathy…

 

Sociopath 

[305]

I haven’t watched BH since season 9, can I watch the new season without catching up?

[slw84]

RHOP taglines are out.

Karen played herself.

Gizelle's is cute.

Robyn's is cute and a mess.

Candice's is tryhard and won't get her to sell another album

Wendy's is corny and played out

Mia's is basic

New girl is basic.

 

Robyn is center flute: WE WON. Robyn just might snatch that first seat from Gizelle after all. I guess Gizelle won't break the 8 consecutive 1st chair holder stat and will simply tie Nene.

@stophittingmedad

[Mornings]

41 minutes ago, 305 said:

I haven’t watched BH since season 9, can I watch the new season without catching up?

yeah they basically show you flashbacks of last seasons reunion to explain where the relationships are.

Last season was exhausting. 

this episode is actually fresh, and the tone is very different without Lisa Rinna 

[PrettyHurts]

I’ve got basically no notes on RHOBH premiere. Such a solid cast 

[PrettyHurts]

3 hours ago, Dolce Vita said:

love garcelle DOWN but her style is so…interesting sometimes

 

 

She has awful taste. But I love her 

[madonnas]

I love most of the Potomac taglines.  Candiace, Karen, and Robyn (!!) all kinda hit that crazy stupid but cunty spot for me.  

[aayAlex]

RHOBH her ratings wow

 

Still the top franchise

[Rush]

 

[qurl]

dorit deserves center diamond for her erika read. lemme pull out my stan card