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55 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

telling a woman she has a dwindling uterus is acceptable now :dies:

 

also weren’t we talking about Robyn for not bringing up issues on the actual show hihi. 

Candice is emotionally immature. She also talked about Gizelle's kids too.

 

Gizelle is supposed to talk to Candice about her feeling uncomfortable with her husband in a room...at an album release party instead of doing it on camera when they are paid to discuss issues on camera:rip:

 

So I guess she wants things off camera but OH WAIT she feels "betrayed" by Robyn for not discussing that 2020 incident in 2022/3:zzz:

 

GO STREAM Candice and get her a charting entry on the bb hot 100 and bb 200 so that she can't brag about her flop album debuting at #24 on the top 25 R&B albums not the top billboard 200 charts. The top r&b albums charts where you don't even have to "sell" a measly 2k to chart...and it was for one week

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4 hours ago, mokitsu said:

Did Karen say anything this episode :rip:

that's ya''lls queen.

 

Serving first seat but contributing nothing but an overproduced rehearsed yawn as soon as Robyn spoke about her marriage.:zzz:

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She is my new fave :smitten:

 

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Mia should stay though 

 

the way nothing makes sense about her life :ahh:

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2 hours ago, Chemist said:

She is my new fave :smitten:

 

Mother :smitten: 

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Candiace was the star of this first episode of the reunion. 

 

Gizelle always taking L's at the reunions. She never learns...

 

Mia... everything about her life is so weird. :rip:

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Gizelle mouth is very messy though 

 

cause why did she insinuate Mia was embezzling money :deadbanana2: 

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hi hi havent seen the ep yet but heard robyn is focus. cant wait to watch!

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The massive disclaimer about Robyn at the beginning of the episode :deadbanana2:Bravo is dragging her HARD

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Gizelle and Robyn both being losers and that being on full display and still having stans sends me truly

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13 hours ago, Chemist said:

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This is so messy :rip: people say that RHOBH and RHOP are toxic but there is nothing more toxic than RHONJ's eternal family drama

 

She cleared Gorga and it's so sad to see her uncle be such a heaux for the cameras to make up for his 3 foot 11 framed insecurities.

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2 hours ago, rooby.booby said:

Candiace was the star of this first episode of the reunion. 

 

Gizelle always taking L's at the reunions. She never learns...

 

Mia... everything about her life is so weird. :rip:

True Candice was the star of part 1.

Gizelle taking L's at the reunions is a part of her schtick

 

The point is the girls get their nonpaid interns to surf social media take note of youthful childish "reads" and then gives them to her to memorize like a script to her d list films.

 

Candice unleashes with precision.

Unlike most people who take the bait due to ego, Gizelle dismisses the try hard attempts and then takes break to chuckle with Andy like they are both production leads/execs having fun with their mission accomplished goals to drive the storyline for ratings. Ka-ching.

 

Gizelle is the only one who gets targeted and doesn't put up a true defense because she is doing what she is supposed to do and the execs and production love it...and they love that she continues to dress tacky and not let social media change her and she is so polarizing that people watch/hatewatch/comment mainly on her thus securing her importance on the show. 

 

Now Robyn proved herself too but this whole stunt at the end with the paywall thing is two steps back. I could see her being targeted but I could EASILY see a demotion and not likely but anything is possible about a firing.

 

She didn't give Bravo a fulfilled storyline so unless she and Juan work on daughter that Juan wants (not Robyn) as a storyline I am not sure what will happen but I'm sure at most a demotion at worst.

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Andy does sound mad at Robyn though  :rip:

 

 

 

 

What :ahh: 

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7 hours ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

Mia should stay though 

 

the way nothing makes sense about her life :ahh:

Yeah she’s a kii

 

mess at her friend coming on tho :deadbanana2:

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Chile the way Mia ATE herself up and chewed her own bag was comical, but very entertaining. She's delusional to the point of endearment. But I hope she was smart enough to see Gizelle evil ass turned on her and put the word EMBEZZLEMENT behind her name, Brand and put her entire business ordeal, which was messy enough as it is, now be looked at sideways and who knows if the team behind Jen's wig snatch will now turn their sights to Mia's company's books :biblio:

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6 hours ago, boys said:

Gizelle and Robyn both being losers and that being on full display and still having stans sends me truly

Losers need love too :laugh:

 

I do like Gizelle and have always had a soft spot for her, she is unapologetically messy and a gossip queen. She's beautiful and is absolutely the bone collector of Potomac along with Ashley. She has a lot of personality. 

 

Her moments with her daughters are my favorite, but I'd like to see more of her with her family as well as friends outside of the cast circle. She does not show enough of her personal life and that has to change. She's selling herself and the audience short IMO. 

 

I for one don't want to see her go after any husband's next season, in the words of Keke Palmer "the story line has run stale"!

 

 

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19 hours ago, mokitsu said:

whenever i hear Mia explaining things it feels like that clip of Tokyo toni saying she's bisexual :bibliahh:

same energy :bibliahh:

the show needs her. she's the token liar 

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help :deadbanana2:

 

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A “drunk” Dorinda Medley was escorted out of Luann de Lesseps’ cabaret show over the weekend after allegedly being rude to staffers, Page Six has learned.

“She was asked to leave and she’s now been permanently banned from the club by management, never to step foot in there again,” a source close to de Lesseps, 57, tells us.

She made several staffers actually cry, she was really drunk and kept yelling, ‘I don’t get paid to be here!'”

 

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Apparently she stormed out and later came back... according to someone on Reddit anyway

 

 

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I do enjoy Mia. She is delusional as *** but doesn't take herself too seriously even when her life is falling apart in front of her eyes :rip:

 

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12 hours ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

Andy does sound mad at Robyn though  :rip:

 

 

 

 

What :ahh: 

Eminem is a mess but it's likely just his lawyers

Shady existed before him and only his stans think of him with the term Shady. Most people think of him as Eminem.

 

But get that international coverage GEB the girls can't stand you now wait until this becomes the next storyline.

10 hours ago, Lexiel said:

Chile the way Mia ATE herself up and chewed her own bag was comical, but very entertaining. She's delusional to the point of endearment. But I hope she was smart enough to see Gizelle evil ass turned on her and put the word EMBEZZLEMENT behind her name, Brand and put her entire business ordeal, which was messy enough as it is, now be looked at sideways and who knows if the team behind Jen's wig snatch will now turn their sights to Mia's company's books :biblio:

I think she kinda secured her spot for next season.

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4 hours ago, Alfred said:

 

 

help :deadbanana2:

 

I wouldn't believe this UNTIL the made staffers cry part.

Dorinda drunk and slurry is the epitome of ornery.

 

2 hours ago, Chemist said:

I do enjoy Mia. She is delusional as *** but doesn't take herself too seriously even when her life is falling apart in front of her eyes :rip:

 

Mia's tricks have worked. Self-deprecation makes people like you more. All she needs to do is get her money once they sell their portion and invest into real estate and/or some new venture and she'll be ok.

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While Mia was explaining her situation, this was all I could hear in my head. :rip:

 

 

"Look at the CEO" is so underrated. 

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Mia and Jacqueline is why i can’t fall out with friends cause the messy videos we’d expose each other with lmao 

 

also I can’t watch NJ cause that family dynamic makes me uncomfortable for some reason  lol 

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Louie continuing to make Joe Gorga look like an unhinged fool :ahh:

 

 

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On 2/15/2023 at 6:48 PM, geddymonster said:

I know this isn’t technically the right thread, but I would absolutely HATE to work for Captain Sandy. The way she came to replace Captain Lee and sent everything into shambles. :rip:

We could really use a Bravo super-thread to discuss Bravo beyond housewives 

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3 hours ago, ZIVERT said:

Louie continuing to make Joe Gorga look like an unhinged fool :ahh:

 

 

Joe Gorga’s small dick energy is hilarious to me. So glad someone is calling him out. A takedown season is looong overdue

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