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10 minutes ago, SRIRACHA said:

I've been repeating this for weeks but NO ONE comes close to Miami right now...they're having a LEGENDARY season. Today's episode was ICONIQUE!!

 

Season 5 is gonna be remembered as a CLASSIC must watch for any franchise and I'm so happy these girls FINALLY are getting their praises.

 

The dinner was pure CHAOS and COMEDY...an all time classic hw scene. Top moments:

 

1. Kiki being exorcised.

2. Lisa calmly stating that it's "very difficult for her to scream on the beach, you know?"

3. The wheelchair sound effects mixed with Adriana's look and demeanor.

4. Adriana's death monologue.

5. Adriana not understanding why people doesn't have compassion for her "disability".

6. Editor's showing Larsa's instigation.

7. Kiki and Guerdy falling in slow motion "breaking" Adriana's foot.

8. But my all time fave moment: the BARRACUDA exchange:

 

Julia (speaking to Alexia): ...with your Barracuda look.

Alexia: What is a Barracuda?

Marysol (whispering to Alexia): a fish...

Alexia (screaming): I KNOW WHAT A BARRACUDA IS!!!

Nicole and Lisa on the background searching for a Barracuda picture because they don't know what it is while laughing their asses off.

The editors:

 

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I expect multiple Emmy nominations this year. If you're not watching, you're missing out on one of the BEST SEASONS EVER.

 

I second all of this.

 

Adriana is just too much omg like give me a break. Her mentioning Frankie would also make me go into immediate attack mode like girl are you out of your mind?!?!

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Posted
21 hours ago, Lexiel said:

So I just started watching RHOM, Started with S4 and this is such an exciting, dynamic, fabulous ******* cast.

 

Larsa is such a flawless mix of a villain and delusional comedic relief, she's such a fake contrived Kim-K wannabe narcissist but in the end that's what makes her such a good foil to all the fiery personalities in the rest of the cast. I'm a Larsonist for SURE. 

 

Alexia was such a magnetic FORCE in S4, her personal struggles and the way she relinquished her personal life to the cameras made her such an iconic star, someone to root for amidst all her quirks and flaws, same thing that's happening with Lisa this season, she has landed one of the biggest storylines, unfortunately I hadnt' seen such scum as Lenny since the likes of Brooks or David Beador. His hot mic moment made my jaw DROP. 

 

Marysol is such a flawless friend, always delivers, attends every event, has her own personal feuds and is comedic relief. Kiki should learn, so far in S5 she is even less relevant than last season.

 

Guerdy is serving contrived flop, so far giving me nothing but funny face reactions and messy antics for the sake of mess, and she's not even loud enough of a personality to have her lack of personal storyline drive her to actually engage with the cast and take reign of conflict instead of dipping her toes in mess. 

 

Nicole is THE perfect housewife, smart, beautiful, rich, messy, confrontational and has a personal storyline to back it up. Something about her relationship gives me the creeps though, can't pinpoint it...

 

Adriana is a loud irrelevant buffoon, at least she makes the mess enjoyable, unlike Guerdy. Honestly her asking Larsa to join her on her BBL journey was camp. And Julia has a lopsided amazing personal storyline and engaging personality but she doesn't mesh with the cast. At all, she needs to go,

 

THE best RH franchise at the moment. No one even comes close. Potomac and SLC's latest seasons are such embarrassments in comparison, I feel ashamed to have spent hours of my life watching NOTHING. Honestly same with latest OC, Jersey and Atlanta. Only BH remains and losing Rinna means the show will undoubtedly enter a new Nanny Kay level of trash season.

Just watched Episode 5 and I hate Lenny with a burning passion, what a pitiful little man. 

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Not Adriana making me side with Alexia. She is a dumbass

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Adriana is so ******* insane :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh:  omg i can't, this episode has me in tears again

 

 

i can't believe we're close to the end of the season and every episode has been stellar :rip:

Posted
2 hours ago, mokitsu said:

Adriana is so ******* insane :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh:  omg i can't, this episode has me in tears again

 

 

i can't believe we're close to the end of the season and every episode has been stellar :rip:

Same! Is there anyone in here who HAS seen this season of Miami and thinks there is a current superior series?

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Adriana sis :rip: 

 

Not her comparing her fake ankle break to Frankie's real accident...I was prepared for that moment to be an analogy and take her side, but...no

 

that being said, from the previews it looks like she immediately apologizes and i'm sure alexia won't accept.  

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Finally up to Season 4 of RHOM on first-watch. And I’m really loving the feel. Finally a rich b*tch lifestyle that equally competes with BH. The cast has a great dynamic, though I don’t have any favourites yet (Marysol is an amazing Friend Of I have to say).
 

on episode 2 now, Alexia’s older son is a complete POS :priceless:  The interiors of Nicole’s house, I wanna have ALL of it :clap3:

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Brandi REMAINS gutterbutt.

 

She's gonna find the RIGHT one soon and they are going to go to town on dat azz.

 

That sh is not cute in your 50s...Brandi, you got teenage sons. Is THIS the example you want to set?

 

I want Diametrical Duchess Diva Dorit to gather Brandi in just one scene...British, French, Jamaican, Turkish and her Connecticut accents and all.

 

I want Brandi to think she has an easy win and for Dorit to wrap that azz up and embarrass her.

 

She's disgraceful.:psyduck:

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Ay dios mio, Adriana can't come back from that :redface:

 

Honestly what a legendary season for Miami, for Housewives in general,

I don't want the episode to end every time I'm watching it :jonny5:

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I really hope they do all-Asian cast RH franchise eventually. I’m not from America and was curious which city would most likely do this? 

 

 :wanda:

Edited by kweenofxanax
Posted
15 minutes ago, kweenofxanax said:

I really hope they do all-Asian cast RH franchise eventually. I’m not from America and was curious which city would most likely do this? 

 

 :wanda:

Maybe San Francisco? Honolulu?

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She’s so bitter she was demoted :dies:

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Barracude face :ahh: julia sis :ahh:

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Is Dubai filming again? Caroline Brooks is suddenly hanging out with Lesa after shading her for the last 6 months on social media :skull: 

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Happy Jen shah going to prison day!!!

Posted
3 hours ago, ZIVERT said:

Is Dubai filming again? Caroline Brooks is suddenly hanging out with Lesa after shading her for the last 6 months on social media :skull: 

They started filming last week I think 

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I'm looking out for Jen's house auction soon, I want to buy some of her collectables that she didn't steal.

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I can't believe Jen Shah is going to prison on my bday...I don't know if I should celebrate or be offended :fan:.

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Apparently Brandi was disinvited to the Traitors reunion

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Happy with this! i think she deserves a second chance bc they cut her scenes and didn’t give her a true shot.  If true she joins a very short list of friends returning

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Yeah keeping Danna is smart especially since Salt Lake seems to not have a very deep casting pool. She seems levelheaded but not afraid to speak up and she didn't seem so exhaustingly desperate for a snowflake in the way the two Angies clearly were. She was a little timid and nervous at times, especially in the reunion but hopefully that's just first year jitters. 

 

Miami should serve as proof not to discount people too early because who would have guessed after Season 4 that Nicole would evolve into being one of the strongest HWs on the cast. 

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I found Danna to be thoroughly “meh.” She went for the low-hanging fruit by attacking Jen when she had no real beef with her. Out of the friends, Angie H was really the only one to work the field.

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Get Angie Harrington a snowflake, STAT

Posted
11 hours ago, geddymonster said:

I found Danna to be thoroughly “meh.” She went for the low-hanging fruit by attacking Jen when she had no real beef with her. Out of the friends, Angie H was really the only one to work the field.

Same.

14 hours ago, Khamis said:

Happy with this! i think she deserves a second chance bc they cut her scenes and didn’t give her a true shot.  If true she joins a very short list of friends returning

Good for her. I have a feeling she'll get targeted in a season or two.

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currently on S5E11 of RHOM and it should be displayed in the MOMA :ahh::ahh:

 

Spoiler

Nicole going :sadviolin: and Adriana beating the table like :bam:

 

Alexia twiddling her thumbs while being clocked left and right likeimages?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDX7_15jcqSJI3kfAQBOf

 

Nicole throwing her black AMEX card right at the lawyer’s lap

 

Lisa’s “Sally” face being blurred out 

Just mess on top of MESS :redface:

:deadbanana4: 


This whole season is truly and indubitably everything we love about RH (but even better cause it’s so fresh/feels up-to-par with today). I haven’t witnessed a cast this jawdroppingly great. It has the pettiness of NJ, the chaos of NYC, the shade/shenanigans of ATL, all with the top-tier editing of Potomac. 

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