tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[slw84]

10 hours ago, stophittingmedad said:

 

 

When Robyn debuts the next season with her destination wedding...or better yet stretches out to the end of the next season's finale.

Chess not checkers. Hat business thriving. Debt paid. Remains a green eyed beauty.

 

 

3 hours ago, Chemist said:

 

Real Girlfriends in Paris BOMBING as expected. Bravo should know its audience. Leave the mid 20's content to MTV . These will be the ratings of RHONY if the influencers stuff is correct btw

RIP to RGIP

[Katamari]

I forgot about this and missed most of it

 

erika and dorat are the worst 

[TurntUp]

The way the group treats Crystal

[slw84]

People with taste support the diametrical duchess diva Dorit.

Others...well, the slip is showing.

 

That being said, Erika ate Crystal the bleep up. 

 

WHY DO THE NEW GIRLS always ask why the dynamic with the OGs is different than with them? UM BECAUSE they've known each other and bonded longer.

 

How do you think you will compare to a relationship of seven years when you've known them like two or three?

 

What i don't like about Crystal, Sutton or Garcelle when doing that is that anyone with a brain understands not to compare a seven year relationship to a two-three year relationship BUT this is not about that. It's a ploy to get viewers on their side and more importantly FF5 haters to back the new girls.

 

No one in real life is going to be surprise that two friends will make up quicker when they've been friends for twice or three times as long as another set of people.

 

What's not clicking?

 

I applaud Sutton for being wise to let Crystal fall into the trap and Garcelle caught a stray because Crystal needed backup.

 

Erika owned and is currently largely responsible for the highest rated show this season...Poor Duchess Dorit. She held it for awhile though.

 

I don't like Erika but the new girls are failing to execute the Erika takedown the way the OGs executed the LVP takedown.

 

It's a crying shame because Erika is leaning INTO the villain role and STILL winning. No wonder she's friends with Kenya. Chess players stick together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Closer]

Erika and Andy both said on WWHL that the cast didn’t hug or take a photo at the end of the reunion this year. Thoughts? I feel like they’re hyping it up like they do every year 

[abc1990]

1 hour ago, slw84 said:

People with taste support the diametrical duchess diva Dorit.

Others...well, the slip is showing.

 

That being said, Erika ate Crystal the bleep up. 

 

WHY DO THE NEW GIRLS always ask why the dynamic with the OGs is different than with them? UM BECAUSE they've known each other and bonded longer.

 

How do you think you will compare to a relationship of seven years when you've known them like two or three?

 

What i don't like about Crystal, Sutton or Garcelle when doing that is that anyone with a brain understands not to compare a seven year relationship to a two-three year relationship BUT this is not about that. It's a ploy to get viewers on their side and more importantly FF5 haters to back the new girls.

 

No one in real life is going to be surprise that two friends will make up quicker when they've been friends for twice or three times as long as another set of people.

 

What's not clicking?

 

I applaud Sutton for being wise to let Crystal fall into the trap and Garcelle caught a stray because Crystal needed backup.

 

Erika owned and is currently largely responsible for the highest rated show this season...Poor Duchess Dorit. She held it for awhile though.

 

I don't like Erika but the new girls are failing to execute the Erika takedown the way the OGs executed the LVP takedown.

 

It's a crying shame because Erika is leaning INTO the villain role and STILL winning. No wonder she's friends with Kenya. Chess players stick together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be fair, Erika still has the majority of the cast on her side unlike LVP did…so it’s difficult for an “Erika takedown” to happen when she has Kyle, Dorit, Rinna and Diana to back her up…LVP only had Camille to back her up, and she left Camille to fend for her own when she (LVP) skipped the reunion 

[BlackJesus]

Erika is a c*nt and needs to go get a job. And not the kind of jobs she gives old men for money. 

[popmusicisdead]

7 minutes ago, BlackJesus said:

Erika is a c*nt and needs to go get a job. And not the kind of jobs she gives old men for money. 

well i heard Rupert Murdoch is single again. maybe she could transfer to RHOMelbourne 

[Chemist]

1 hour ago, abc1990 said:

To be fair, Erika still has the majority of the cast on her side unlike LVP did…so it’s difficult for an “Erika takedown” to happen when she has Kyle, Dorit, Rinna and Diana to back her up…LVP only had Camille to back her up, and she left Camille to fend for her own when she (LVP) skipped the reunion 

Exactly. The 2 siuations are the diametrical opposite 

[Alfred]

My god… what an episode. It was partially exhausting tbh between the Erika stuff and then Kyle and Dorit, then the developing Kathy tension. 
 

Kyle was low key winning me over until she made up with Erika towards the end. Back under her spell. It’s kinda wild to watch it unfold on screen. 
 

As much as I love Crystal coming for Evilka, it’s a losing battle. She basically admits she doesn’t have compassion and refuses to cave in to pressure. At that point there’s not much else to be said 

Edited September 15, 2022 by Alfred

[Alfred]

Erika knows how to say just the right thing to twist the narrative in her favor. A master gas lighter. 
 

Btw she said on WWHL she ended up forfeiting the 1.3m diamond earrings over. Regardless, she is unsettlingly callous towards the victims. A textbook narcissist. 

[HASHTAGPOW]

[insomniac]

Crystal is so annoying. Get rid of her already. She just isn’t good TV, I’m sorry but she keeps dragging on the same old thing (I know that’s a thing on RHOBH on general but whatevs). Don’t try to illicit a response over and over again on the same subject and expect the response to be the different each time. Let it go, Erika has been pretty clear on where she stands by now.

 

I wanted more Dorit and Kyle drama although I appreciated Mauricio stepping in. We may get more of it later. Also it was so bitchy to watch Lisa order the Jenner tequila (she knew what she was doing) and neither Kyle or any others in the group said something. Lisa knows reality TV and probably expected Kathy to respond badly to that and get some good TV. It’s probably what kicked off the whole Kathy drama too as it set her on edge  Also Kathy could chill because she has haggled that tequila whole season already, like we know it exists. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by insomniac

[sunmimi imfurst]

I love when Kyle yells tbh. Her yelling at Dorit was so funny  She snaps so quickly. 
 

Love the producers keeping Crystals confessionals in saying Erika’s victory wasn’t real 

Can’t wait for this Kathy drama lol.

[Guest]

The cliffhanger endings to episodes this season  for very little actual drama, the season has been pretty good I think.

 

Good for Crystal for giving it her best shot lol and I love Garcelle, but it was refreshing to have an episode where her and Sutton could take a back seat.

 

I like Kyle again too. 

[slw84]

8 hours ago, abc1990 said:

To be fair, Erika still has the majority of the cast on her side unlike LVP did…so it’s difficult for an “Erika takedown” to happen when she has Kyle, Dorit, Rinna and Diana to back her up…LVP only had Camille to back her up, and she left Camille to fend for her own when she (LVP) skipped the reunion 

Fair enough. But these new girls are clearly aiming to take down the ff5 so they just need to execute better.

Failed moments:

Rinnas house where Garcelle pulled over Erika to discuss something Erika was smart enough to see coming and said no. Without missing a beat Sutton plays out the script getting loud with Erika not gauging the temperature for the right time ONLY for bravo to show Garcelle and Sutton orchestrating the failed plot earlier.

 

Crystal being tasked to go after Erika about the victims yet getting ate up when asked about confirmed sources more than an article and then tried to start stuff couldn’t handle the heat and made Garcelle catch a stray when goddess was minding her business.

 

They not doin it right 

 

the precision Duchess Dorit when she caught Garcelle off guard and waited for the right time and had Garcelle going every which a way…Chile plan executed perfectly. Chefs kiss

7 hours ago, Chemist said:

Exactly. The 2 siuations are the diametrical opposite 

High key it’s all worth it if people are using diametrical more.

Dorit the dialect duchess raising level the vernacular will always be pleasing to me.

[Chemist]

 

 

[BILLIONAIRE✘BOY]

1 minute ago, Chemist said:

 

 

[abc1990]

3 hours ago, insomniac said:

Crystal is so annoying. Get rid of her already. She just isn’t good TV, I’m sorry but she keeps dragging on the same old thing (I know that’s a thing on RHOBH on general but whatevs). Don’t try to illicit a response over and over again on the same subject and expect the response to be the different each time. Let it go, Erika has been pretty clear on where she stands by now.

 

I wanted more Dorit and Kyle drama although I appreciated Mauricio stepping in. We may get more of it later. Also it was so bitchy to watch Lisa order the Jenner tequila (she knew what she was doing) and neither Kyle or any others in the group said something. Lisa knows reality TV and probably expected Kathy to respond badly to that and get some good TV. It’s probably what kicked off the whole Kathy drama too as it set her on edge  Also Kathy could chill because she has haggled that tequila whole season already, like we know it exists. 

RHOBH is kind of known for taking something and dragging it out for majority of that season, so Crystal going after Erika for 2 episodes is tame 

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

12 minutes ago, abc1990 said:

RHOBH is kind of known for taking something and dragging it out for majority of that season, so Crystal going after Erika for 2 episodes is tame 

Yea the first half of this season could have been condensed lol 

 

I like it overall though 

[dman4life]

So after 2 seasons of pacifying the big baby Erika,  Rinna is back to being the accountability police? What a joke 

[mokitsu]

this episode was a a kii. i laughed so much

 

i like crystal but she's not giving what the fans say she's giving

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

17 minutes ago, mokitsu said:

this episode was a a kii. i laughed so much

 

i like crystal but she's not giving what the fans say she's giving

Sometimes I wonder if I’m watching the same show as some of the fans 

 

 

 

[toy soldier.]

As if Rinna was Kendall Jenner's friend, girl BYE! 

I have to say that Kathy's mask slipped in that moment, her mask fell right off as soon as someone started playing with her income lol Also, what did she want Kyle to do? Shove her tequila down Rinna's throat? 

 

Hated Kyle getting upset at Dorit, it'd be super awkward to leave someone and be like "bye girl, gotta go buy a hat" when it was just her and Diana keeping Erika's company (and I can't stand the two hags), AND THEN Kyle flips backs to Erika as if nothing happened. Would have not expected anything else from Vyle 

[PopKills]

5 minutes ago, toy soldier. said:

 

As if Rinna was Kendall Jenner's friend, girl BYE! 

I have to say that Kathy's mask slipped in that moment, her mask fell right off as soon as someone started playing with her income lol Also, what did she want Kyle to do? Shove her tequila down Rinna's throat? 

 

Yeah here she proved the critics right kinda.
 

Although it’s odd how the text messages seem to be the only thing they have for her supposed antics in the next episodes. Kinda looks like Rinna desperately wanting to take down Kathy to keep her own job. 
 

Erika slayed this episode, it was so good. 

 

 

Edited September 15, 2022 by PopKills