tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[That Bad Eartha]

I'm sorry but honestly Rinna looks sooo bad in the long wigs 90% of the time, like her same hairstyle that Brandi read her for at least makes her look like some semblance of a human. 

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

2 hours ago, FAN said:

Also Andy looks HAGGERED today

He’s letting himself age naturally. All his friends his age look like fish lol 

[FAN]

1 hour ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

He’s letting himself age naturally. All his friends his age look like fish lol 

I guess that’s true.

 

Rumour circulating is Rinna quit mid filming today.

[Jaay]

If Rinna quit it’s because she probably because she knew she wasn’t getting invited back next season 

[mokitsu]

OMG erika was truly unhinged this episode i kinda live

[mokitsu]

the editors must hate Kyle cuz why are they feeding into the Dorit/Mauricio rumors so much

[slw84]

22 minutes ago, mokitsu said:

the editors must hate Kyle cuz why are they feeding into the Dorit/Mauricio rumors so much

Let's face it: Kyle is a knockoff Karen version of Demi Moore and that's AFTER surgery. When Mauricio got Kyle it was to find a homely woman with connections and he worked hard to get to the top and at that time Kyle was his only key into connections.

 

Dorit and Mauricio settled with their partners. They are legitimately attracted to one another more because they are not attracted to their partners.

 

I honestly think that it's just a controlled emotional affair...for now.

 

WHEW when that ish gets out of control BH is GETTTTING 3M+ weekly views chile.

 

The diametrical duchess diva Dorit will not only remain center diamond she will be pushed out in front with her castmates serving background singers 

Here for that

[mokitsu]

28 minutes ago, slw84 said:

Let's face it: Kyle is a knockoff Karen version of Demi Moore and that's AFTER surgery. When Mauricio got Kyle it was to find a homely woman with connections and he worked hard to get to the top and at that time Kyle was his only key into connections.

 

Dorit and Mauricio settled with their partners. They are legitimately attracted to one another more because they are not attracted to their partners.

 

I honestly think that it's just a controlled emotional affair...for now.

 

WHEW when that ish gets out of control BH is GETTTTING 3M+ weekly views chile.

 

The diametrical duchess diva Dorit will not only remain center diamond she will be pushed out in front with her castmates serving background singers 

Here for that

 

 

Not you wanting both marriages to implode so Dorit gets that center diamond!

[slw84]

10 minutes ago, mokitsu said:

Not you wanting both marriages to implode so Dorit gets that center diamond!

AGAIN.

The crown is heavy, darling!...so just leave it where it belongs

 

GOODBYE KYLE

 

 

[BlackJesus]

https://www.dirt.com/gallery/entertainers/reality-tv/mauricio-umansky-kyle-richards-house-aspen-1203580844/kylemauricohouse_as/
 

this sure is an upgrade for the pot stirrer and Dorit’s side piece 

[popmusicisdead]

Diane being a weak ass ***** WBK. she can flap those fish lips bravely but went into hiding after the backlash.  

also wouldn't it be a kii if Rinna suddenly switches sides and turn on the FFF in a desperate attempt to keep her contract. sounds exactly like something she'd do 

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

The fact that the only one to fully check garcelle is dorit is a kii lol 

 

 

garcelle does need to relax a bit but she’s still the queen 

[Katamari]

Props to Kyle for clocking ms. Jane like that  

watching gT season 1 and wow Ramona is the worst

[PopKills]

Btw this season’s BH taglines are so boring, I feel like Rinna ironically was the only one serving, we need the girls to up their games next season 

[LoveInStereo]

Erika is one tough broad. She's def in the wrong but she's a force of nature & so much fun to watch. Garcelle's such a good foil to her. This last episode was phenomenal

[insomniac]

Erika needs to stay. They cannot fire her. I can’t believe I’m saying this but how boring would this season have been if it wasn’t for Erika, Sutton and Garcelle.

[FAN]

Salt Lake City season 2 episode 11, 4 minutes in and I’ve never been more into a franchise 

[qurl]

37 minutes ago, FAN said:

Salt Lake City season 2 episode 11, 4 minutes in and I’ve never been more into a franchise 

SLC gives concocted in a lab vibes …… thank God andy or whoever knew to pick that city but someone knew

there were unhinged vibes there

 

Lisa B should be studied in a lab she is so insane but so perfectly suited for housewives

[geddymonster]

20 minutes ago, qurl said:

SLC gives concocted in a lab vibes …… thank God andy or whoever knew to pick that city but someone knew

there were unhinged vibes there

 

Lisa B should be studied in a lab she is so insane but so perfectly suited for housewives

Isn’t Lisa B from Jersey? Perfect recipe for a great Housewife.

[Lost In Paradise]

this season of BH kinda feels like a first season of a new franchise

 

the girls are all way more loose than usual and ready to just throw ridiculous comments out

 

like the content of the drama is low stakes and repetitive but they’re keeping me entertained at least 

[HausOfGerard]

21 minutes ago, geddymonster said:

Isn’t Lisa B from Jersey? Perfect recipe for a great Housewife.

She's from NY and would have been an amazing RHONY housewife and probably the only one to tear Bethenny a new *******  they even met each other, Lisa B was promoting SkinnyGirl at the beginning 

[geddymonster]

“If you come for me and I didn’t send for you, girl… I’m gonna send you back!”

[Chemist]

 

 Kyle is going to take all the blame shielding EJ and Lisa  Also it was Rinna who threw Garcelle's book and I am pretty sure that they all are going to bully Garcelle into apologizing for including Amelia in the book

[Arcadius]

Yeah I'll just skip the rest of BH then and just watch clips that matter on Twitter. 

[slw84]

16 hours ago, FAN said:

Salt Lake City season 2 episode 11, 4 minutes in and I’ve never been more into a franchise 

I'm watching right now. I think I watch it every other weekend on Sunday morning after walking my dog. A religious experience. The episode before and after it is the GREATEST threepeat in housewives history...maybe 2nd to scary island (NY)...I would have given RHOA her flowers for Pillow fight but it really fell flat in that episode following but actually the episode leading up was lame too.

 

SLC made history with this one.

 

 

14 hours ago, HausOfGerard said:

She's from NY and would have been an amazing RHONY housewife and probably the only one to tear Bethenny a new *******  they even met each other, Lisa B was promoting SkinnyGirl at the beginning 

Lisa really has the tenacity to passively destroy Bethenney and send her in a tizzy. Wow I agree. Bethenney is better with less than smart people in fear. Lisa loves herself so much she could never be intimidated by tortured soul Bethenney and her rants.