tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[That Bad Eartha]

My current RHOBH seating prediction is:

 

Crystal Dorit Sutton Garcelle Andy Kyle Erika Rinna Diana

 

Sutton deserves first seat for being one of the only ones bringing anything this year, but idk if she’ll get it, my gut says Garcelle will. No way they’ll put Diana on the same couch as Sutton obviously, and Dorit makes the most sense of the FFF to move over since she has the least drama with the other girls. 

[Chemist]

7 hours ago, slw84 said:

Don't serve historian revisionist.

 

Sutton DID mock Diana and was sarcastic and nasty about it. Why are sutton stans so caught up when Sutton HERSELF admitted she was 95% responsible for their issues.

Nah, at most she was implying Diana was lying about being in bed rest. Not even Sutton would mock a miscarriage  

 

 

[rooby.booby]

8 hours ago, slw84 said:

Don't serve historian revisionist.

 

Sutton DID mock Diana and was sarcastic and nasty about it. Why are sutton stans so caught up when Sutton HERSELF admitted she was 95% responsible for their issues.

 

The problem is like i said: Sutton doesn't do shade and sass well. her STRENGTH is her quirk and southern swag. She tried to be shady and set herself up for mess

 

 

But it is silly to constantly go after Sutton until she cries.

 

Nonetheless I will continue to post Crystal's opening just because she's THAT girl for me again

 

 

 

Just say you hate Sutton already and be done with it. Jesus!

[Snoopy]

22 hours ago, popmusicisdead said:

the mouth, the lizard and the thief need to go.

Kyle can stay so we can see if she can stand without her posse. (Spoiler: No!)

Diabolical Dialect Dingbat Dorit can be Demoted.

[*Tim]

That pile on was hard to watch. Sutton isn't innocent but they are taking it way too far. They resolve, then get angry about it again and throw everything that happened in her face without taking any responsibility for their own actions. And Sheree laughing at Diana calling Sutton a *****. Pick me girl energy

 

BH truly needs a change. These women feel too comfortable to go after 1 person. 

Edited September 2, 2022 by *Tim

[Chemist]

Garcelle's son is on VPR. Confirmed by him 

[slw84]

9 hours ago, BlackJesus said:

If I was Sutton I probably would have shoved that cnt Diana down those stairs. 

Sutton is frail and Dina is girthy and buxom.

Good luck on that push.

 

It's sad though that Sutton was reduced to tears because of Dana's outburst. It was funny because it's true but she shouldn't have said it (in real life) but for reality TV it was GOLD.

8 hours ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

If Sutton doesn’t have first chair

 

This is legit her season

The fact that we haven't yet speculated about it.

 

I DO think she WILL get the first chair but the other options are tricky.

 

I could see a few scenarios:

Diana Rinna Erika Dorit Andy Kyle Sutton Garcelle Crystal

Rinna Erika Dorit Kyle Andy Sutton Garcelle Crystal Diana

Diana Rinna Erika Kyle Andy Sutton Dorit Garcelle Crystal

Diana Rinna Erika Kyle Andy Sutton Garcelle Dorit Crystal

 

Kathy would likely sit next to Garcelle and Crystal which makes me believe Kyle will be on one side and Sutton on the other side.

 

outside of Kyle and Sutton Dorit and Garcelle could get first seat but my guess is Kyle and Sutton will get it

 

It's going to be epic, though. I bet we will get 4 parts just because of the Aspen trip

[slw84]

5 hours ago, rooby.booby said:

 

Just say you hate Sutton already and be done with it. Jesus!

I don't like a woman who runs her mouth but is frail and weak and cries when confronted. I don't like a woman who's strength is quirk and southern swag but tries to over think for the audience and wants to incorporate sass and snark to her brand and then fails to read the girls or get it together.

 

I don't like a confessional gangsta who cries and likely pisses her pants at confrontation. You either need to the sophisticated eccentric southern classy lady or you are going to be THAT girl who gets in the mess but playing both ends with you getting ate the bleep up by each cast member and YOU are partially the blame (and admits it).

 

So yeah...sutton stans salivating over everything she does will have to deal with reality TV.

19 hours ago, aayAlex said:

yeah at this point, i dont feel bad for Sutton. Put your panties on and drag em. Its not that hard 

I hear that. I feel as though she should ate Rinna up but it WAS her house BUT she was ready for Erika who was not engaging. Strange.

 

 

Note: the girls failing at using alliteration with the Diametrical Duchess Diva Dorit. At least they tried, though

[cypriotpcdfan]

Not Kathy TRIGGERING them with the word 'pedophile'  

 

I bet you 70% of the cast was involved with Epstein, somehow. 

 

Diane and Erika are truly disgusting, way more than the rest. It will be a GLORIOUS day when we witness both of their demise. 

 

From the preview, it seems like Erika will make a fool out of herself once again, probably even worst than previous occasions. With Rinna being on the end of the stick with her shenanigans, Diane showing her true Devilish colors and Dorit being a nothingburger, the FFFs will obviously try to diverge the attention to Kathy, because they've been taking L after L throughout the entire season. 

 

I can bet you know, Erika's behavior will be STANK in the episode and Kathy will make an ignorant/funny/out of touch comment about something and they will take it and run with it to try and get the GP to drag someone else other than them. 

 

I'm not saying Kathy isn't racist, she might be. But I have a feeling that her 'comment' was not that serious, but because of how the season went and that they are ALL on the hot seat, they will try to make it the last storyline to try and redeem their awful ways throughout this entire season. 

 

 

For the reunion, I'm expecting a flip flopping extravaganza. I expect Dorit to realize that the FFF is DONE so I think she will side with Sutton/Garcelle. What I'm more intrigued to see is how Vyle will maneuver at the reunion. I feel like after witnessing the GP's reactions to them, especially against Erika, Rinna and Diane, she might also jump ship, trying to save face at the last minute. 

 

This reunion will be a blood bath, me thinks, and probably one for the books. I can totally see Erika and Rinna going off the rails, I can even see a possible physical altercation happening - or attempt at that. 

 

Diane won't care, she strikes me as a person that knows she's ******* evil and could care less. So I think she'll be unhinged, as she doesn't seem to really need this job. But Erika and Rinna DEPEND on this, especially Erika now. 

[HASHTAGPOW]

We stan a Queen with no ill gotten gains

 

[drivers license]

this week’s RHOBH was hard to watch. do people find this entertaining???

[stjosephprey4us]

2 hours ago, cypriotpcdfan said:

For the reunion, I'm expecting a flip flopping extravaganza. I expect Dorit to realize that the FFF is DONE so I think she will side with Sutton/Garcelle. What I'm more intrigued to see is how Vyle will maneuver at the reunion. I feel like after witnessing the GP's reactions to them, especially against Erika, Rinna and Diane, she might also jump ship, trying to save face at the last minute. 

 

This reunion will be a blood bath, me thinks, and probably one for the books. I can totally see Erika and Rinna going off the rails, I can even see a possible physical altercation happening - or attempt at that. 

 

Diane won't care, she strikes me as a person that knows she's ******* evil and could care less. So I think she'll be unhinged, as she doesn't seem to really need this job. But Erika and Rinna DEPEND on this, especially Erika now. 

lets be real, the reunion will be Andy glossing over everything, yasss queening Erika, Kyle talking about her kids joining her husband's business, their netflix show, and the Halloween sequel 

[Maddox]

Just watched the aftershow clip and wow they really do not like Sutton at all  Crystal's comment especially stood out since you'd think she'd be more understanding of Sutton's situation if their friendly ig posts are anything to go by... She literally said the Southern Belle schtick is fake 

 

[insomniac]

 

 

LVP back in or maybe something for VPRules?

[drivers license]

18 hours ago, Lille said:

I used to think people were doing a bit much on Kyle but now...I will watch her downfall with glee.

me too

idk i had a soft spot for the Richards sisters because they’re the foundation of this show so i never understood why she was so vile to rhobh fans.

but the truth showed up when LVP was gone (and i didn’t even like LVP!) now it just seems like she’s absolutely glad LVP is gone because she will do the manipulating and **** stirring instead and have her hands clean. VILE indeed.

[Maddox]

I think it's safe to assume we'll probably see Sutton crying backstage in the middle of the reunion because she won't be able to handle the takedown from the rest of the ladies... (Though i hope not)

[drivers license]

4 minutes ago, Maddox said:

Just watched the aftershow clip and wow they really do not like Sutton at all  Crystal's comment especially stood out since you'd think she'd be more understanding of Sutton's situation if their friendly ig posts are anything to go by... She literally said the Southern Belle schtick is fake 

 

Crystal’s comment shocked me too and now i want to see the full thing  it’s not just the social media stuff, but in the show itself. she didn’t look impressed with what Erika & Diana did, and said so in her confessional that it’s tiring but the after show comment is the opposite energy 

 

like there has to be some behind the scenes string-pulling going on to make these girls so angry at or jealous of Sutton. idk, but there must be something. sure, Sutton is truthfully clumsy with her words and does put herself in messy situations, but she does nothing extreme to warrant HEAVY bullying. Diana herself is way meaner than Sutton ever was for her to be acting like the victim here. FFF said a lot of cruel, b*tchy stuff to each other before and now they’re acting ride or die to each other. it doesn’t make sense.

 

but then again, should i be shocked? Denise herself was just minding her business, yet she was bullied to tears just because she doesn’t wanna out herself on national television.

 

this show is getting darker & darker, and i don’t like it. half the time, the arguments aren’t even entertaining because they’re not funny enough like other franchises.

[drivers license]

2 hours ago, cypriotpcdfan said:

For the reunion, I'm expecting a flip flopping extravaganza. I expect Dorit to realize that the FFF is DONE so I think she will side with Sutton/Garcelle. What I'm more intrigued to see is how Vyle will maneuver at the reunion. I feel like after witnessing the GP's reactions to them, especially against Erika, Rinna and Diane, she might also jump ship, trying to save face at the last minute. 

 

This reunion will be a blood bath, me thinks, and probably one for the books. I can totally see Erika and Rinna going off the rails, I can even see a possible physical altercation happening - or attempt at that. 

26 minutes ago, stjosephprey4us said:

lets be real, the reunion will be Andy glossing over everything, yasss queening Erika, Kyle talking about her kids joining her husband's business, their netflix show, and the Halloween sequel 

it’s either going to be one or the other BUT nothing in between. the previous reunion is the proof of that  we expected mess & answers, yet what we had was the girls kissing Erika’s ass. no one was held accountable, and everyone continued to walk on egg shells. pathetic.

 

so it’s either FFF is DONE for, or they continue their ‘join our clique or you’re out’ cycle. season after season. ugh.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

 

 

 

 

told y’all marlo and sheree were first chair

 

 

but this arrangement is bad lol 

[boys]

6 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

 

 

 

 

told y’all marlo and sheree were first chair

 

 

but this arrangement is bad lol 

Maybe this looked lackluster to me cause I didn't watch the show idk but neither Kenya or Kandi being able to pull a first chair in this cast is a kii 

[*Tim]

10 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

 

 

 

 

told y’all marlo and sheree were first chair

 

 

but this arrangement is bad lol 

This looks as tame as the season itself

[Crashed]

The reunion set looks cute 

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

17 minutes ago, boys said:

Maybe this looked lackluster to me cause I didn't watch the show idk but neither Kenya or Kandi being able to pull a first chair in this cast is a kii 

Their only storyline was Marlo but I'm sure the others will drag me for saying that hihi

[slw84]

28 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

Their only storyline was Marlo but I'm sure the others will drag me for saying that hihi

It's amazing to see people focused on Kenya and Kandi and their chair placement when Nene/Porsha/Phaedra are not collecting a million a season right now.

 

It's almost as if Kenya or Kenya never had the first seat before.

 

Marlo had the most drama with most of the cast and if we are being honest Sheree was all up in and throughout the season with Tyrone, Drew beef and apparently is the big draw for the finale with She by Sheree.

 

The problem is the placements. If I were bravo and they were giving the first seat based on Marlo and Sheree I would at least put Sheree on the other side and move around more.

 

Drew Kenya Sheree Andy Marlo Sanya Kandi

 

It's odd that Drew and Sanya are next to each other and they had beef when Sanya had beef with Drew and Kenya.

 

the one good thing I'll say is that at least it seems there were alot of fun happy moments per the trailer and the energy didn't seem as dark.

[drivers license]

Sutton: *calls Diana soulless because she IS acting soulless*

Kyle: “don’t say that! don’t call her that!”

 

Diana: *says Sutton is a c word to side with Erika*

Kyle: “i applaud her for being honest”

 

another episode. another hypocrisy.

 

VYLE.