tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[Chemist]

Caroline Stanbury is so unlikeable in RHODubai. Lesa and Ayan need to read her for filth in the reunion

[SimpleKindofLife]

I still can't believe Meredith is friends with Jen again I'm going full Lisa stan mode next season I fear

[The Closer]

“I am NOT Michelle Obama. When you go low, I’m going low with you.” 

I screamed  I’ve enjoyed ATL for the most part this season even though it has its quirks. Very much a refresh from last year, it just feels like it’s missing that OG ‘wife. Very much an ensemble cast. 

[BlackJesus]

Diana is a disgusting human being. **** that *****

[HausOfGerard]

UGT this week was ******* AMAZING LMAOOOOOOO

 

Jill did great this episode, showing us that she's still the messy liar she is lol

 

The physical fight at the end and the bartender laughing  

[ShouldersSideways]

The way Dorinda can't say "Let's go back to the house." Or "It's inside the house"

 

She has to call it Bluestone Manor EVERY time. She's so annoying these days  

[HausOfGerard]

9 minutes ago, ShouldersSideways said:

The way Dorinda can't say "Let's go back to the house." Or "It's inside the house"

 

She has to call it Bluestone Manor EVERY time. She's so annoying these days  

She has to promote her new Bourbon line somehow 

[ShouldersSideways]

just finished the episode and these women are so horrible  taylor saying something about russell killing himself, dorinda saying something about brandi's son dying, jill blatantly lying about bobby's funeral  

 

Eva is hilarious though and I've really enjoyed her... I also kinda like Tamra as a person but she's really been a nonfactor. I think she knows she's likely to go back to OC and is keeping it lowkey

Edited July 7, 2022 by ShouldersSideways

[slw84]

Dem RHOBH ratings...

 

1.138M .30 demo

Whew.

 

The ensemble cast with honorable mentions from Kyle, Sutton, Dorinda, Garcelle and RinnaErika was mid

Crystal and Diana were minimally used.

 

The execs, production and the cast must love this free promotion online

[That Bad Eartha]

The dinner on RHUGT was truly like watching a tennis match of women trying to see who could say the worst thing you've ever heard another human say to another.

 

Like first you were like Dorinda is being awful to Jill, then you swung back around a bit to Dorinda's side because Jill was both caught in and doubled down on a very obvious lie, then Taylor out of the blue starts being horrid to Brandi about some nonsense from the past that had nothing to do with her and basically calls Brandi classless, then Brandi takes it way too far as she is prone to do, then somehow we end up back at Dorinda because she manages to say something even worse than Brandi.

 

Like you know the situation is bad when Vicki Gunvalson of all people is coming across as a perceptive voice of reason  

[HausOfGerard]

That dinner was the funniest thing  

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

23 minutes ago, That Bad Eartha said:

The dinner on RHUGT was truly like watching a tennis match of women trying to see who could say the worst thing you've ever heard another human say to another.

 

Like first you were like Dorinda is being awful to Jill, then you swung back around a bit to Dorinda's side because Jill was both caught in and doubled down on a very obvious lie, then Taylor out of the blue starts being horrid to Brandi about some nonsense from the past that had nothing to do with her and basically calls Brandi classless, then Brandi takes it way too far as she is prone to do, then somehow we end up back at Dorinda because she manages to say something even worse than Brandi.

 

Like you know the situation is bad when Vicki Gunvalson of all people is coming across as a perceptive voice of reason  

I was shook that somehow it got worst after Brandi’s comment

[slw84]

3 hours ago, SimpleKindofLife said:

I still can't believe Meredith is friends with Jen again I'm going full Lisa stan mode next season I fear

 Maybe Meredith knows it's the end for Jen and just wants a full circle closure.

[slayships]

Nina and especially Sara feel really disconnected from the rest of the group on Dubai. It feels like they copied and pasted them in last minute. Caroline is serving nothing but her boyfriend is hot so I guess she can stay. I dont understand why people think Brooks is entertaining shes more of a confessional ganster. Ayan and Lesa are the queens 

[BlueTimberwolf]

It's starting to look like Sutton in the new Denise.  The Fox Five don't want to have their own storyline, so planned to pick at her all season, and let her reactions be the "drama".  Unfortunately for them, Garcelle has become a fan favorite and has decided to be Sutton's bodyguard. So it keeps backfiring and ruining their image. They better change course before it's too late.

[slw84]

12 minutes ago, BlueTimberwolf said:

It's starting to look like Sutton in the new Denise.  The Fox Five don't want to have their own storyline, so planned to pick at her all season, and let her reactions be the "drama".  Unfortunately for them, Garcelle has become a fan favorite and has decided to be Sutton's bodyguard. So it keeps backfiring and ruining their image. They better change course before it's too late.

Fortunately for them Garcelle HAS decided to be her bodyguard and is not strong enough to handle them. Rinna, Dorit, Kyle and Erika all have villain esque appeal to where people love to hate them. It actually ADDS to their role a bit. Garcelle is the likable one. The ones that are messing up their thing are Crystal and Diana. Sutton is in a sweet spot now where she is in peak position before the decline (which will happen) and she is enamored with the fame she's receiving so the turn will be epic against her.

 

I'm pretty sure we can't get Diametrical Duchess Diva Dorit to shut up about her robbery trauma. I'm pretty sure Rinna keeps talking about her mother passing away. 

 

Now Kyle and Erika love to deflect when it comes to their own storyline. That's true.

 

Why is Crystal SUCH a nonfactor, though? Like I keep forgetting about her

[boys]

1 hour ago, slayships said:

Nina and especially Sara feel really disconnected from the rest of the group on Dubai. It feels like they copied and pasted them in last minute. Caroline is serving nothing but her boyfriend is hot so I guess she can stay. I dont understand why people think Brooks is entertaining shes more of a confessional ganster. Ayan and Lesa are the queens 

Brooks is very entertaining because shes a pot stirrer and as all the women said about her she truly has no true loyalty to any single one of them + her confessionals she really gets the girls together. She's definitely needed for the show but yes I agree that Nina feels out of it when it comes to the group tbh.

[ShouldersSideways]

I honestly really like Crystal and idgaf if she's kinda boring, we need someone passive on the shows out of her element

[darkfantasy]

I feel like Dubai is gonna get cancelled. the ratings are bad and general reactions are meh. meanwhile fans loved SLC and Lisa Barlow Merideth and Jen are all iconic HWs

 

It feels gross to have a HWs there anyway. I wonder what is going on behind the scenes. Andy never seemed too excited about it

[ShouldersSideways]

1 hour ago, darkfantasy said:

I feel like Dubai is gonna get cancelled. the ratings are bad and general reactions are meh. meanwhile fans loved SLC and Lisa Barlow Merideth and Jen are all iconic HWs

 

It feels gross to have a HWs there anyway. I wonder what is going on behind the scenes. Andy never seemed too excited about it

I agree, although I did enjoy the last episode. I was mainly excited for Caroline Stanbury this season but she's flopping. She would've been perfect for RHOBH or RHONY but no one cares about her pedigree or social capital in Dubai.

 

I've also noticed the show seems to be straight up propaganda for Dubai. Disconcertingly so.

[HASHTAGPOW]

#RHUGT2 is the only franchise that matters 

[RihRihGirrrl]

RHUGT2 is what Housewives is all about....relentless drama, shade, laughs, and over the top reactions lol. I hope they have this same group of girls back for an extended season 

Edited July 8, 2022 by RihRihGirrrl

[stjosephprey4us]

So the RHUGT3 cast allegedly leaked and they’re filming in Thailand soon apparently, with Tinsley, Leah, Gizelle, Candiace, Marysol, Alexia, Heather Gay, and Whitney I think? Idk if this was talked about here but I feel like they’re doing similar to season 1, having the “OG’s” except the new guard of OGs w the newer shows (Potomac, SLC, and Miami). The only exception is Leah and Tinsley but they’re kind of the new generation of og’s for NY (I know it’s a stretch) 

 

I really hope season 4 is some combination of Kim Zolciak, Porsha (or Kandi if Porsha refuses), Sonja Morgan (and maybe Aviva? if she’ll do it), Kim Richards, Lisa Rinna, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador, Margaret (and maybe Jennifer?). I think a solid cast would be Kim Z, Kandi, Sonja, Kim Richards, Rinna, Heather, Shannon, and Margaret, and there would be plenty of friction and drama. Those names I’ve listed above are the biggest ppl that stick out to me as having been missing from the first two (three) UGT casts (aside from maybe Sheree, Erika, and a couple others, and barring ppl who I don’t ever see returning in any capacity again like Bethenny, Carole, Nene, and LVP). If they wanted to do another season a la season 2 with all super polarizing figures, Danielle Staub and Camille Grammar would def be first on my list 

[sunmimi imfurst]

Caroline Stanbury is a flop but honestly there wouldn’t be a whole lot going on without her. Even her saying she didn’t want to marry Sergio is more entertaining than what half these women are bringing  I actually find her ex hotter than Sergio but I have daddy issues 
 

Ayan is totally the star. So funny, over the top but also has some humble moments.

 

Caroline B brings some nice shade although her scenes seem very fake. She can be funny.

 

I liked Lesa more before idk why she is coming off a bit try hard now lol. She seems very dry.

 

The other two are boring but at least it looks like the others start dragging Sara next week 
 

 

[Alfred]

UGT Ep 5 blew me away... No words. 

 

This is top tier Housewives behavior.