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6 hours ago, Reverse Warholian said:

@TalkThatRihanna are you streaming Barbarian on HBO Max? What's your favorite scary movie? ??‍♀️

 

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I heard good things about it, maybe I should check her out :mandown:

 

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5 hours ago, FunCoric said:

Malignant is so overrated here. Thank god letterboxd got it right!

 

 

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5 hours ago, FunCoric said:

Malignant is so overrated here. Thank god letterboxd got it right!

 

 

You just didn't get it. It's another level type of horror. 

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Just now, Roberto said:

You just didn't get it. It's another level type of horror. 

There's nothing to get, I like the movie, it's just not THAT great. :redface:

 

And can we talk about how SCREAM got completely washed by black phone, nope, pearl, smile and barbarian and is already forgotten? :sistrens:

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1 minute ago, FunCoric said:

There's nothing to get, I like the movie, it's just not THAT great. :redface:

 

And can we talk about how SCREAM got completely washed by black phone, nope, pearl, smile and barbarian and is already forgotten? :sistrens:

Oooh you liked it then. :turkey: I found it a genius movie, you just can't take it seriously ala Hereditary or Midsommar. :gaycat4:

 

And yes, Scream is serving major fad. Poor Courtney. :fan:

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6 hours ago, FunCoric said:

Malignant is so overrated here. Thank god letterboxd got it right!

 

 

Agreed!

 

Apparently I still rated it 3.5, but it's definitely not close to a 5!

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Barbadian was pretty good. I liked how it touched on feminism/womanhood and the dangers women face in society without it being a blatant in your face cringefest. The lead actress was great and Justin Long was a good

Spoiler

villain

 

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2 hours ago, Roberto said:

You just didn't get it. It's another level type of horror. 

Tea. Malignant haters give small brained parasite behavior

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I watched Smile and Barbarian over the weekend.  Both were good, but slightly underwhelming after all the hype.

 

Smile was a simple 7/10.  People (in real life) were telling me it was the scariest film EVER, and it definitely wasn't.  The jump scares were par for the course, and the creature design at the end was... okay.  My biggest problem with the film was that it was so incredibly predictable.  Watching it was like doing a paint-by-numbers, you could tell exactly what was going to happen in the next scene.  The end was exactly what I expected.  Still a fun, good movie overall though.  I would watch a sequel.

 

Barbarian was better.  8.5/10.  The first half was PHENOMENAL.  Loved Georgina and Bill, and the sense of ominous tension created was excellent.  When she was exploring the tunnels..... so good.  Scarier than anything in Smile by a long shot.  

 

The way they made you so certain Bill's character was the villain, only for that twist halfway through... holy ****.  THAT is how to shock an audience!  When his head got slammed against the wall over and over again we were all gasping.  And they didn't put Justin Long in the trailer or in any promotional material so I had no idea he was coming.  Great marketing, great storytelling, great twist.  Super impressed.

 

Unfortunately the second half was a bit more formulaic, and AJ was just too over the top reprehensible to enjoy as a character.  Also, I thought the "barbarian's" backstory was underwhelming.  They could've done more with that.  


Overall a really good movie though.  Probably the best horror film I've watched since MaLEGENDgnant :clap3: 

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6 hours ago, The Witch said:

PERMABANNED!

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@Leptine

I saw you tagged me in the 'White Lotus' thread, I don't enter since I haven't started the new season yet, I'm gonna start it asap tho.

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Favorite Whorerors from 2022

 

X > Scream > Barbarian > Watcher > Master > Smile > Halloween Ends > Fresh

 

Still need to watch Terrifier 2, Nope, and Pearl.

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1 hour ago, fauxtography said:

Tea. Malignant haters give small brained parasite behavior

imagine insulting someone like this over the taste of a movie, loser vibes

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18 minutes ago, FunCoric said:

 

imagine insulting someone like this over the taste of a movie, loser vibes

imagine missing the reference, dumby vibes

 

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Godly Cinema 
Watcher
Barbarian
Piggy

X

Bussies Bussies Bussies


Campy trash
Orphan First Kill

Straight up BASURA

Scream 5

FADoween Ends

Goodnight Mommy

The Cursed

Texas Chainsaw Massacre = The WHACK Phone

Still need to watch Smell, Pearl and Nope

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I just started catching up on some horror movies. So far my favourites have been Fresh and also Barbarian, although the latter got a bit stupid in the 2nd half. Also watched X, it was okay, nothing memorable imo. Prey was kind of boring to me. The Black Phone was decent, worth a watch. Malignant was also really good, went in with no expectations and it was very entertaining. 

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finally got around to watching Smile.

it was fine. i thought the story was overall weak and full of horror film cliches aside from being derivative. 

i found the generational mental illness plotline was more compelling than the actual horror stuff. 

Sosie's acting was great tho and the sound design was cute.

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Best horror movies of 2022

1. Barbarian

2. Pearl

3.Terrifier 2

4. X

5. Fresh

 

:alexz: I still need to watch Smile though

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James Wan's camerawork is always so stunning and chilling even if the movie isn't all that good. Like wow he really gets it. Rewatching his best work (Insidious) :jonny:

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On 11/7/2022 at 6:58 AM, TalkThatRihanna said:

I heard good things about it, maybe I should check her out :mandown:

 

I actually love horror books/tv shows, maybe I’ll start to get into horror movies too 304989329-782948469589007-12294747656585

Perhaps our taste in movies won't be as tragically misaligned as that of our music :biblio:

 

The first on your watchlist must be It Follows which is without a doubt THEE all time most discussed horror flick on ATRL. Available to stream on Prime Video and Tubi! 

 

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23 hours ago, Bhabylon said:

Godly Cinema 
Watcher
Barbarian
Piggy

X

Bussies Bussies Bussies


Campy trash
Orphan First Kill

Straight up BASURA

Scream 5

FADoween Ends

Goodnight Mommy

The Cursed

Texas Chainsaw Massacre = The WHACK Phone

Still need to watch Smell, Pearl and Nope

 

Halloween Panneds and Gen Z Massacre deserve their own tier below everything. A flawless ranking otherwise :jonnycat:

 

Am even more intrigued to see Miss Piggy now with your stamp of approval omg :duca:

 

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On 11/7/2022 at 10:51 AM, FunCoric said:

And can we talk about how SCREAM got completely washed by black phone, nope, pearl, smile and barbarian and is already forgotten? :sistrens:

 

On 11/7/2022 at 5:05 AM, FunCoric said:

Malignant is so overrated here. Thank god letterboxd got it right!

You must be a bad server irl bc you always spill the tea :clap3:

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21 minutes ago, Reverse Warholian said:

 

You must be a bad server irl bc you always spill the tea :clap3:

:bibliahh:

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