Psycho Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) GROUP 1 Michael Jackson - Butterflies: I'm not a Pedo stan but this doesn't even sound like his voice? anyway this sucks and he's rotting in Hell x MARINA - Hypocrates: A highlight from that album Vanessa Carlton - White Houses: She has 4 songs I use and this is most definitely one of them whew Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect: A cute bop The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather: This brings me back to 2013 cuz it was always on the radio. Pretty good sing Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side: Chris Brown... Is you like a comedian? You gotta be kidding me Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing: You may have snapped here Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part: Bitch it's the collapse Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies: Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast: I'm not a Bionic hater but this isn't one of my faves off the album Destiny Child - Lose My Breath: This throwback banger Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights: Cute bop GROUP 2 Miley Cyrus - Who Owns My Heart: Bitch it's the dark pop classic Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind: That's hot David Guetta - When Love Takes Over: Katy Perry - Witness: I used to stan this album but it aged a bit. This is alright but not one of my faves Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape: Jennifer Lopez - First Love: Underrated bop Selena Gomez - Stars Dance: Dubstep aged Calvin Harris - Outside: Oh period Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing: Oh period [2] Jess Glynne - Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself: Whew I used to stan this alberm. A bop Foster The People - Best Friend: Pumped Up Kicks was a bop but this ain't it Fergie - Tension: Double Dutchess was a good album. @clue @Fruity @Rotunda @luckystrike @minho @Staryu @Tom Vercetti @kipperskipper @Overprotected @Legend E @touya kinomoto @Alena @Remmy @Gay Rat Divorce @XO_Life @ughgabriel @thecptz @PiecesOfYou @Moonlightbae @Auburn @Speezy @fiercE @Navyofbadgals @Rence Edited August 16, 2020 by Psycho
thecptz Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, disruptive said: you didn't? maybe so
shelven Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 Group 2 snapped. Some of you are gonna be lower than you deserve because almost all of you did well. Group 1... some of you tried at least GROUP 1 Spoiler Michael Jackson - Butterflies Why does Michael’s voice sound so annoying on the verses?? I’ve never considered his voice to be unpleasant, but his vocal tone on this is distractingly bad. Other than that, I guess the song is decent, I liked the chorus. MARINA - Hypocrates I was hoping that anyone who submitted Marina after she was panned last round would come through with a much better song… and you did not. This is very bland and I got bored of listening to it quickly. Vanessa Carlton - White Houses This is extremely cute. It’s probably a song I’d get sick of after a couple of listens, but since I only listen to these songs once, you’re good! Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect Omg I STAN the “nononononono” meme!! Anyways this song is objectively pretty cringey, but I like it despite that? Like it’s a bit much sometimes and she needs to stop shouting but it’s also kinda enjoyable in a weird way. The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather This song is better than I remember. Maybe I was just annoyed with it in the past because of all the eDgY high schoolers who thought liking this song was an entire personality. But this is good, it drags a bit near the end but overall I enjoyed listening a lot more than I expected. Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side I hate whoever submitted this for subjecting me to Chris Brown. I’ve also never really liked this song even beyond him tbh. Kinda boring. Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing For some reason I remembered not liking this much but obviously that instinct was wrong because I enjoyed it. A good example of an early 2000s bop. Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part Eh, I’ve never been a big fan of PCD’s slower songs. They make amazingly catchy bops but their slower stuff feels kinda overproduced and emotionless to me, and this isn’t an exception. It’s not bad, but not great either. Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies Omg we love @Not Like The Movies!! The song itself is really good too. I actually don’t think I’ve ever heard it in full before this, but this is very pretty. Katy’s voice is really pleasant on this and I love the bridge and final chorus. Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast There’s some really cool moments in the melody and I like the overall sultry feel. But for some reason it kept grabbing and losing my attention repeatedly - I was really enjoying it at times and other times I was getting bored. Destiny Child - Lose My Breath Eh it’s alright. It’s far from one of my favourites Destiny’s Child songs and it’s very repetitive. I like it in the sense that I like most DC singles, but that’s basically it. Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights Ok I’m just gonna come out and say it: The Scene made Selena better and I much prefer her music with them to her solo music overall. This song will probably get that annoying “dated” critique but I don’t care, I really like it and it always puts me in a great mood. GROUP 2 Spoiler Miley Cyrus - Who Owns My Heart Okay honestly I LOVE the music Miley was releasing around this time. It was just SUCH good, fun pop. This is really good, starting off this group very well. Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind I’ve never been a big fan of songs with that generic beach feel, but this isn’t bad. It’s certainly better than I expected a song by Paris Hilton to be. David Guetta - When Love Takes Over WHEEEEEEWWWW. Like Untouched last round, this is another song I really wanted to send during the season I played but never got a chance. It’s just SO good. Great job. Katy Perry - Witness That weird series of tones that sounds like a 4-year-old kept interrupting the recording with some xylophone-like toy sends me every time I hear this djkfgkdf. But anyways this is pretty good. Not super memorable, but good. Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape Ok now THIS is what we call an absolute CLASSIQUE. A really good and fun song. This group has been really solid so far. Jennifer Lopez - First Love I was halfway through the next song before realizing I still hadn’t written a critique for this nnn. Which is to say that I didn’t really have any thoughts on this. It was good and enjoyable enough, but didn’t leave much of an impression on me in any direction. Selena Gomez - Stars Dance Okay we really said we were bringing out the Selena BOPS this round. I don’t like this one as much as Hit The Lights and it also suffers a bit from this group being pretty bop-heavy so far, but it’s still good. Calvin Harris - Outside Ugh do I really need to repeat what I said about this song in Diversity? Anyways short version is I find this song disappointing, it’s not terrible but it’s too grating and overproduced to me and I expected better from Calvin/Ellie after I Need Your Love which I liked. Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing Okay now THIS is a Calvin Harris song we stan!!! Florence can do no wrong and this song has aged surprisingly well for a loud electronic song. Jess Glynne - Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself I really like the production on this. The strings are very nice. Jess Glynne’s music sounds very same-y to me at times but this is definitely one of the better songs I’ve heard by her. This would probably be near the top for me in a less competitive group, and honestly it might still be. Foster The People - Best Friend I’m a sucker for horns in upbeat songs, so I like those parts a lot. But beyond that, this isn’t really clicking for me. It’s not bad and I can’t really pinpoint what I don’t like about it, but I can’t get into it. Fergie - Tension Ooh I’m liking this quite a bit. I have no idea where I’m going to rank it because I praised almost everything in this group, but it’s very catchy and has a mesmerizing chorus. Spoiler @clue @Fruity @Rotunda @luckystrike @minho @Staryu @Tom Vercetti @kipperskipper @Overprotected @Legend E @touya kinomoto @Alena @Remmy @Gay Rat Divorce @XO_Life @ughgabriel @thecptz @PiecesOfYou @Moonlightbae @Auburn @Speezy @fiercE @Navyofbadgals
Auburn Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 Michael Jackson - Butterflies it’s not terrible, but it’s also not excellent for him (JoJo’s Butterflies outsold) MARINA - Hypocrates not one of my faves from EH previously (VOTD was right there sweetie), but since the album is 11/10, this song is still very good and it has grown on me a lot over the years Vanessa Carlton - White Houses I quite liked this tbh, her voice is so girlish, but it works in this case Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect her voice is so unbearable to me, horrid tone, horrid vibrato, horrid oversinging (and it doesn’t even sound good like xtina’s) The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather I always forget this song (and band) exists, but it’s so good, the change of pace >>>> Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side absolutely horrendous Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing classic, although it’s not my fave JLo song Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part another classic Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast I personally really like this song, but you were verrrry brave to send it lol Destiny Child - Lose My Breath remember when Rihanna did a tribute to DC with this song kii, this is alright, it is VERY repetitive, but I’ve always loved how they felt like equal members on this Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights I’ve always liked this song, but it’s gonna be in the middle for me against some of the others here
touya kinomoto Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Michael Jackson - Butterflies • Is this really MJ? I usually like this vocals but here, it's not doing it for me. This song is just okay. Kinda basic tbh. MARINA - Hypocrates • Oh, this is cute. Much much better than the previous Marina entry a couple rounds ago. This sounds like a song from OST for an early 00s teen movie. Vanessa Carlton - White Houses • at this @supaspaz'd choice. The lyrics is so pretty on this one and the production is cute. The way she sang about losing virginity in the bridge tho... amazing. Supa may not be here to give you ha 1st rank but I can... maybe. Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect • I immediately thought of Baby Z when I saw this was sent being the resident Jessica Cornish stan of the section . I hate myself sksksksk. Anyhow, let a gif be my review for this song. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather • Not this tumblr 2013 song. I have always felt indifferent about this song up to this day. Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side • I hate Chris Brown and this song is bad. On a side note: why do I enjoy Nicki singing tho? Her sung line in Swish Swish is my fave part of that song. Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing • Oh perry. CLASSIQUE! Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part • Idc what y'all say but I like this song so much. That pre-chorus is such a mood. Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies • I thought of sending this too but this Adele-proofed song is a polarizing one. This is a great song and Katy ballads are pretty underrated. You'll get a cute ranking from me though if you took a risk and sent something from One of the Boys (e.g.: the title track or the closer, Fingerprints), I would've thrown my full support and rank you first. Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast • Why are your here proving that Bionic deserved its panning? I- Destiny Child - Lose My Breath • Another classic. We stan. Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights • It's kinda dated sounding but it's cute. Not the worst of the bunch. Edited August 16, 2020 by touya kinomoto
touya kinomoto Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, thecptz said: i didnt send in jessie j ?? i know but i can't help remembering you anytime i see jessie j
Rence Posted August 16, 2020 Posted August 16, 2020 Who Owns My Heart - Snatched my first choice. I love this dark bop sm Stars Are Blind - When Love Takes Over - Yup a slay. They did that. You did that. Witness - This would have been in Katy's Top 10 for me if the production was better, but I still like it The Sweet Escape - This classic yup First Love - Absolutely not Stars Dance - Aged a bit but still a bop Outside - Sweet Nothing - Period! Don't Be so Hard on Yourself - No thoughts head empty Best Friend - Some points for being brave Tension - A cute song. I don't know where I'll rank this one
Alena Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 alena's thots Michael Jackson - Butterflies Not a fan of MJ and not a fan of this song either. It's not terrible though. MARINA - Hypocrates I absolutely love the Electra Heart album but this was never one of my favorites from it. I do like it though. Vanessa Carlton - White Houses This is very cute Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect It's okay definitely has some great parts to it, i just never really liked her voice. The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather Don't like their voice either, if someone else sang this i'd like it more. Meh. Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side It's a cute song. Nothing that special though. Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing Yes, i do still like this song :3 Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part Absolutely love this song, one of their best. Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies I've always loved this song, so beautiful. Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast Bionic is iconic but this is def the worst song on the album. It's okay though. Destiny Child - Lose My Breath Iconic, i was obsessed with this and the vid when i was a kid. Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights Such a cute and good feel song <3
miguel Posted August 17, 2020 Author Posted August 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, Rotunda said: Hot take: Group 1 is significantly better i liked it more aswell but the majority disagrees :/
miguel Posted August 17, 2020 Author Posted August 17, 2020 @fiercE @XO_Life @thecptz @Overprotected @Speezy @Moonlightbae @kipperskipper y'all have over 12 hours left to send. I'd appreciate you sent earlier though so I can do results at 11am/12pm edt!
Overprotected Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 OVERPROTECTED REVIEWS. Michael Jackson - Butterflies - I like the song itself but he does sound terrible, might rank in the middle idk MARINA - Hypocrates - Sounds like it would play at the end of some corny 2000s movie or something Vanessa Carlton - White Houses - Yeah no I hate her voice Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect - Tea just like you and me for sending songs people don’t like :( The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather - It’s cute, don’t like the tone of her voice, maybe they get panned because their voices are annoying Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side - This sounds so dated it’s kinda endearing Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing - This thief, I can’t with her ass Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part - I hate this round :grimes: Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies - This is really nice I’ve never listened to it before Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast - Amazing wow great find Destiny Child - Lose My Breath - Congrats on your win Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights - It is a panned selena gomez song
ATRL Moderator Element Posted August 17, 2020 ATRL Moderator Posted August 17, 2020 GROUP 1 Spoiler Butterflies - I have never heard this before but didn't mind it! Was pleasant enough. Hypocrates - Risky sending another Marina song after she kind of bombed with I'm A Ruin UNDESERVEDLY. Anyways, this is super cute. I enjoyed it. White Houses - I'd rather listen to @disruptive masturbate to a Zayn Malik vocal range compilation video on YouTube. Nobody's Perfect - Torn about this one... I really do like the melody here, but her voice is SO screechy whew. Sweater Weather - Absolute classic, great choice! Right By My Side - It's a no from me... I don't love the word "dated" but it does apply here Love Don't Cost a Thing - Another classic... JLO really had so many great songs back in the 2000s ugh I Hate This Part - WHEW, i used to sing this song in the shower all the time back in the day. It has such a captivating melody and I just truly... love it. Not Like The Movies - One of Katy's best ballads! I can't believe this song is 10 years old. Sex For Breakfast - boring 4 me Lose My Breath - I was expecting to feel more enthusiastic about this... i like it quite a bit but it's middle of the pack here Hit The Lights - Cute!! But nothing special to write home about GROUP 2 Spoiler Who Owns My Heart - Cute but not my fave of this group Stars are Blind - Super generic and forgettable When Love Takes Over - A club classic. I like it enough but I preferred Commander back in the day Witness - A beautiful song from an underrated album <3 The Sweet Escape - take my wig bitch. this song was my first iTunes purchase when i was like 10. it's still SUCH a classic ugh First Love - love love love the chorus of this Stars Dance - wow selena is TRULY an innovator! i've always liked this song and it holds its own years later tbh Outside - The irony here... I am an Ellie stan but I am not crazy about this song. It's cute but sorry gurl. Sweet Nothing - I have always hated this song for some reason Don't Be So Hard On Yourself - I loved the uplifting atmosphere of this!! Super cute and felt fresh tbh Best Friend - oh wow, i wasn't expecting to see Foster the People... it's kind of fun but this group is super strong and this falls to the wayside a bit Tension - this kind of had some fun moments but overall was underwhelming sorry bb Spoiler @clue @Fruity @Rotunda @luckystrike @minho @Staryu @Tom Vercetti @kipperskipper @Overprotected @Legend E @touya kinomoto @Alena @Remmy @Gay Rat Divorce @XO_Life @ughgabriel @thecptz @PiecesOfYou @Moonlightbae @Auburn @Speezy @fiercE @Navyofbadgals
miguel Posted August 17, 2020 Author Posted August 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Element said: White Houses - I'd rather listen to @disruptive masturbate to a Zayn Malik vocal range compilation video on YouTube. LKJDKASJDKJSAKDA ihysm :rolf:
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted August 17, 2020 ATRL Moderator Posted August 17, 2020 23 hours ago, touya kinomoto said: Vanessa Carlton - White Houses • at this @supaspaz'd choice. The lyrics is so pretty on this one and the production is cute. The way she sang about losing virginity in the bridge tho... amazing. Supa may not be here to give you ha 1st rank but I can... maybe. Nnnnnn you get me. The way this stays one of my favorite songs of 2004. I still listen to it all the time!
Navyofbadgals Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 On 8/16/2020 at 1:13 AM, disruptive said: You have 48 hours, until August 14th, 1PM EDT, BUT-
thecptz Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 Michael Jackson - Butterflies okay, this is better than what i expected i thought its gonna like unlistenable but its actually a vibe! MARINA - Hypocrates its okay. its not bad either but its just there~ Vanessa Carlton - White Houses oh wow i LOVE this Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect wow the baby z pandering period!!!!! miss jessica cornish ex-bisexual legend did THAT The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather i- OMG i miss this song so much, the nostalgia Nicki Minaj - Right By My Side lemme jam a bit chile Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing no Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part no [2] Katy Perry - Not Like The Movies its a ballad Christina Aguilera - Sex For Breakfast its sexy and better than the last 3 songs Destiny Child - Lose My Breath a BOP one of the better songs in this group! Selena Gomez - Hit The Lights while its kinda dated now, its still a cute bop
miguel Posted August 17, 2020 Author Posted August 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Navyofbadgals said: BUT- Shut up
Navyofbadgals Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, disruptive said: Shut up BUT
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