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25 minutes ago, Touch It said:

Katy Perry - Small Talk

first time I ever listened to it and just like I thought, it's not that good

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Blake Shelton - Hell Right (feat. Trace Adkins)

God Blake Shelton's music is truly unbearable :mazen: Tbh the chorus is kinda catchy tho

 

Kanye West - Everything We Need

I thought this was going to be good when the initial harmonies started but then that god awful "hoo hoo" kicked in :rip:

 

Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It

The production is alright I guess, but the lyrics are like distractingly terrible. Usually I can ignore bad lyrics but these ones are too much.

 

Katy Perry - Small Talk

An underrated BOP. I don't care if ATRL hated this song, it's catchy as hell and Katy did that.

 

Liam Payne - Both Ways

Like "I Love It", production isn't unlistenable (extremely generic though) but the lyrics are gross.

 

Lil Pump - Drug Addicts

Gurl what is this. How does Lil Pump even have a career. What's wrong with people.

 

Lil Pump - Vroom Vroom Vroom

Gurl what is this. How does Lil Pump even have a career. What's wrong with people. [2] Although this one is just SO bad that it's actually kinda funny and entertaining :lmao:

 

Nick Cannon - Pray for Him (feat. The Black Squad)

As far as "diss tracks" go (which is a stupid genre to begin with), this actually isn't that bad? Kinda boring but not like actively terrible. Nick's part is the worst though.

 

Slipknot - Red Flag

WHY IS THIS EVEN A MUSIC GENRE?? Who listens to this and thinks "um yes this is pleasing to the ears"? Absolutely NOBODY.

 

Melanie Martinez - Orange Juice

The background noises in the verses are annoying, but other than that, I don't really mind this? The chorus is kinda cute.

 

 Tones And I - Dance Monkey

A MEGA SMASH BOP. ATRL can seethe.

  

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Hot Now

This was as bad as I expected it to be before I started listening to it. Which is to say it's very, very bad.

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2 minutes ago, shelven said:

 

 Tones And I - Dance Monkey

A MEGA SMASH BOP. ATRL can seethe.

 

:clap3: I thought I was the only one who liked it omg

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3 minutes ago, shelven said:

Katy Perry - Small Talk

An underrated BOP. I don't care if ATRL hated this song, it's catchy as hell and Katy did that.

PREACH!

 

Your taste :smitten2:

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Charlie's Thoughts and Lil Wop's ABC song have traumatized me

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100 Gecs - I Need Help Immediately

This is a racket. An ear-assaulting one. A VOMIT of sound. Kick it away!

Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey - Don't Call Me Angel

Why are pop girl female collabs almost always terribly mediocre? This is very Hey Girl in the sense the charisma of every girl cancels out due to the song not fitting any of their voices nor personas.

Ava Max - So Am I

This recycled-to-death Feel This Moment melody has become a total bore. The whole thing is a bore. It's the kind of song I'd expect from a Disney show in early 2010's.

Blackbear - Hot Girl Bummer

This pale crackhead skank is pretty talentless most of the time but he made a cute bop with this.

Chance the Rapper - Zanies and Fools

See comment on previous page.

Liam Payne - Rude Hours

A TheKeyOfAwesome ten-year-old parody through and through.

Liam Payne - Stack It Up

I find this to be worse than the other song which was already horrible.

Lil Dicky - Earth

One of the worst things of the year. I hope massive numbers of deaths due to ice cap melting get this puta right away.

Swans - Leaving Meaning

This is very drone and lovely! One of the first songs I hear from them.

Tryhardninja - Minecraft's Back

A meme kids song, but the beat is actually kinda great in all its tacky, throwback (can it be throwback if it happened less than fifteen years ago?) glory. I really HATE how I recognized at least 3 y**t*b*r names though.

Tyler, the Creator - Gone, Gone / Thank You

I paid his album dust but this was good.

Zara Larsson - All the Time

The ragdoll of European pop strikes again. This is decent enough, or excellent by her (very) low standards!

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Where are the reviews for Group 3? Don't be lazy bishes. Hug didn't make that playlist for you not to give out commentaries.

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Ashnikko - Stupid (feat. Yung Baby Tate)
a literal bop, ehm chile who sent dis??
 

Camila Cabello - Living Proof
awful, idk who this girl is but she should retire :mazen: the stupid ass lyrics :mazen: the chorus :mazen: 

 

Camila Cabello - My Oh My (feat. DaBaby)

not a good song.. but not as bad the other one. It just kinda sounds like a cheap halloween parody song with an awful singer.. but w/e I guess. DaBaby delivers, king ****

 

Charli XCX - Thoughts

I.. kinda like this?

 

Ed Sheeran - South of the Border (feat. Camila Cabello & Cardi B)

the way camila has already watered down this latina sound, and it's being even more watered down by Ed shitran and her together :bibliahh: but there are worse ed and ratmila songs this round

 

Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care

and this is the worse one. this is offensive to all listeners, like chile the only reason ed doesn't fit in at the party because he looks like an ugly gremlin, and shitber because he looks like a meth head that could snap at any moment. just gross

 

Liam Payne - All I Want (For Christmas)

he really has a pig face chile, this is boring but not really offensive

 

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road [Remix] (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)

ehm.. what the hell?? this is literally one of the best songs of the year and the mixing of the genres is literally.. chef's kiss. Anyone who hates this is racist as hell, there.. I SAID IT!

 

Lil Wop - A, B, C's

..I.. You win..

 

Mariah Carey - Lil Snowman

her vocals sound so weird here? I don't hate it though (don't like it either but like chile it's passable)

 

Taylor Swift - ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco)

you just know scooter is happy he ain't own this shite Jp4QEM9.png

 

THE BOYZ - Back All Black

this is a guilty pleasure, sue me

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Blake Shelton - Hell Right (feat. Trace Adkins)

i'm not a huge fan of country to begin with, this is so dull and ugly!

 

Kanye West - Everything We Need

hm, this actually isn't terrible or anything. 

 

Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It

also not that terrible, surprisingly. 

 

Katy Perry - Small Talk

how dare you. admittedly, this song is disgusting compared to her other releases this year, but i'd still rather listen to this than the other songs, so....

 

Liam Payne - Both Ways

was i supposed to hate this? bc i actually enjoyed the production. 

 

Lil Pump - Drug Addicts

i don't find the appeal in most of this music, so good on you..

 

Lil Pump - Vroom Vroom Vroom

ddd, what is this :rip: this is laughable lmao.

 

Nick Cannon - Pray for Him (feat. The Black Squad)

not a fan at all, but that's a good thing!

 

Slipknot - Red Flag

oh my... not enjoyable

 

Melanie Martinez - Orange Juice

i didn't like this album, but this was one of the tracks i gave a second listen. not thaaat bad

 

Tones And I - Dance Monkey

pretty middle of the road given the other submissions.

 

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Hot Now

oh yeah, this is ugly.

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100 gecs - I Need Help Immediately

This gives me anxiety... but it's basically just someone pressing all the buttons on a MIDI pad


Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey - Don't Call Me Angel

You thought you did something. BTW, Lana > Miley >> Ariana on this song


Ava Max - So Am I

You thought you did something. [2] Blood, Sweat & Tears is worse x


blackbear - hot girl bummer

I don't hate it tbh


Chance The Rapper - Zanies and Fools

This isn't bad?


Liam Payne - Rude Hours

Yeah the lyrics and vocals are terrible but the instrumental is... decent


Liam Payne - Stack It Up (feat. A Boogie wit da Hoodie)

Eh. It's fine


Lil Dicky - Earth

Trash :toofunny3:


SWANS - Leaving Meaning

This would be good studying music :michael:


Tryhardninja - Minecraft's Back

Nnn terrible


Tyler, The Creator - GONE, GONE / THANK YOU

The vocals are sending me lmao.. I like some parts I guess


Zara Larsson - All the Time
I won't drag since you clearly misunderstood the assignment

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My comments:

 

Blake Shelton - Hell Right (feat. Trace Adkins)

This was actually decent. Not my kind of song but I actually didn’t want to tear my ears out. 

 

Kanye West - Everything We Need

This is okay but coming from Kanye you’d expect a lot more. 

 

Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It

Okay I Love It actually. Unless you’re a prude this song is a bop.

 

Katy Perry - Small Talk

This was underwhelming then, it’s underwhelming now. Weak production, weak singing. The lyrics are actually alright but it’s Katy so I expect alright lyrics from her. Not THE worst but definitely down there for me. 


Liam Payne - Both Ways

Liam girl I can sing better than this in my own car with no backing instrumentals. These generic ass lyrics. These weak ass vocals. I went in with low expectations and was STILL disappointed. Disturbing. Quit music or get a better team.

 

Lil Pump - Drug Addicts

I don’t get it. I love it. Like if you put this song in the car usb I would be bopping and asking who it is and looking up their music later. 

 

Lil Pump - Vroom Vroom Vroom

Okay nvm. This is… Noise. This is stupid. And who the **** say Vroom vroom like that????

 

Melanie Martinez - Orange Juice

Congrats clown. You manage to make me enjoy a Melanie song. Not THE best song here but average-ish.

 

Nick Cannon - Pray for Him (feat. The Black Squad)

You made me leave spotify for this so that was annoying. This is my first time hearing this and I didn’t expect to be soooo underwhelmed by this. Conceited was the best one here and his kinda the shortest. Nick is clowning. I hope Em wash this washed up ass. Then again Em last work was also trash. But the song itself wasn’t bad for this style. It was just stupid. 

 

Slipknot - Red Flag

Going metal is smart for ATRL. But I actually like the metal genre and this wasn’t hard on my ears as I expected. And that ending is something to behold! This might be among my top actually. 


Tones And I - Dance Monkey

This was mild at first and then the vocals… No. Just no. And I question the sanity of anyone who like this. This sound like a 30 year old attempting to do kid vocals on a stupid amusement park jingle. 

 

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Hot Now

I can see why you chose this song. The vocals are… something. But it’s lighthearted at the same time.  
 

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In like 2 hours?

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Just now, Jeremy Corbyn said:

In like 2 hours?

ya

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or if you want an extension, please tell me

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Ashnikko - Stupid (feat. Yung Baby Tate)

The beginning is very off putting and the lyrics are a cringe but other than that is not completely unlistenable

Camila Cabello - Living Proof

Did she think she was doing something with that chorus

Camila Cabello - My Oh My (feat. DaBaby)

Oh this is cute :jamming:

Charli XCX - Thoughts

Not bad but rather uneventful

Ed Sheeran - South of the Border (feat. Camila Cabello & Cardi B)

Cardi is the only puta I can stand here

Ed Sheeran & Justin Beiber - I Don't Care

A nightmare...

Liam Payne - All I Want (For Christmas)

Can you say generic

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road [Remix] (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)

Not sure how this broke the record but it's actually cute, Nasmaraj talentless though

Lil Wop - A, B, C's

Well congrats on the win :giraffe:

Mariah Carey - Lil Snowman (allowed since it's in the anniversary album that released this year)

I hate how she sounds here :biblio: but it's not THAT bad

Taylor Swift - ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco)

A bop, madness luv 

THE BOYZ - Back All Black

Chile um anyways

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Ahhh my hetero friend I'm discording with is listening to music and he played a god-awful song that I am PRAYING will be eligible for a round before I get eliminated!

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Katy Perry - Small Talk

 

this song was always good

 

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Hot Now

 

:katie2:

 

Kanye West - Everything We Need

 

kind of a serve

 

Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It

 

very cute 

 

Lil Pump - Drug Addicts

 

erm....

 

Tones And I - Dance Monkey

 

so annoying

 

Lil Pump - Vroom Vroom Vroom

Liam Payne - Both Ways

Nick Cannon - Pray for Him (feat. The Black Squad)

Slipknot - Red Flag

Blake Shelton - Hell Right (feat. Trace Adkins)

 

all SH*TE

 

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Ashnikko - Stupid (feat. Yung Baby Tate)

Hated it at first but the chorus wasn't bad, kinda catchy

Camila Cabello - Living Proof

An absolute mess, so bad that... I listened 3 more times for the kiis

Camila Cabello - My Oh My (feat. DaBaby)

A cute bop 

Charli XCX - Thoughts

What is this noise :biblio: 

Ed Sheeran - South of the Border (feat. Camila Cabello & Cardi B)

Cardi's part saved it

Ed Sheeran & Justin Beiber - I Don't Care

Gross, boring, I don't care about it

Liam Payne - All I Want (For Christmas)

Cringey trash

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road [Remix] (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)

A SMASH

Lil Wop - A, B, C's

Absolutely terrible, it was like Satan whispering in my ear 

Mariah Carey - Lil Snowman 

Bad but kind of cute

Taylor Swift - ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco)

My least favorite Taylor lead single

THE BOYZ - Back All Black

Back All Blah, it sounded like imitation kpop, idk, wasn't good

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Blake Shelton - Hell Right (feat. Trace Adkins)

Boring but not that bad overall.

 

Kanye West - Everything We Need

This was kind of okay, but yeah Kanye can do better.

 

Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It

It bops a bit.

 

Katy Perry - Small Talk

Bland song, but sending a pop girl isn't a good idea in this game :rip:


Liam Payne - Both Ways

The lyrics are so awful and everything about him sucks.

 

Lil Pump - Drug Addicts

Wouldn't listen again but whatever.

 

Lil Pump - Vroom Vroom Vroom

Noisy and annoying but eh.

 

Melanie Martinez - Orange Juice

Bland and uninspired tbh!

 

Nick Cannon - Pray for Him (feat. The Black Squad)

Embarrassing :skull: He is not an artist.

 

Slipknot - Red Flag

Garbage.


Tones And I - Dance Monkey

GARBAGE.

 

YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Hot Now

I can see why you chose this song. The vocals are… something. But it’s lighthearted at the same time.  

 

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Blake Shelton - Hell Right 

the chorus is kinda cute but those verses :rip: the lyrics :skull:  And Blake is just so annoying. 

 

Kanye - Everything We Need 

the “ooh hoo”’s in the verses are gross but i kinda liked this. 

 

Kanye + Little Pump - I Love It

This is a boppity bop. I love it. 

 

Katy Perry - Small Talk

It’s not offensively bad, just really unimpressive. 

 

Liam Payne - Both Ways 

How is a song about 3 ways this boring :rip: bet he’s boring in bed too. 

 

Little Pump - Drug Addicts 

It’s not good. 

 

Little Pump - Vroom Vrrom 

:rip: 

 

Melanie Martinez - Orange Juice 

Why is this here? Melanie sweety....

 

Nick Cannon - Diss Song 

Eminem won

 

Slipknot - Red Flag

AWFUL omg. The fact people actually listen to this genre :rip: 

 

Tones and I - Dance Monkey

Her voice  :mazen:

 

YoungBoy - Hot Now

Brrrah brrrrah! this was pretty generic.

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