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(Written for Britney as a Timberlake diss) (And Bad Blood and Swish Swish too, I guess...) It's not fair that rap fans are the only ones having fun. C'mon, Olivia, ether Taylor! Harry, reveal Abel has a secret child or something! We deserve some drama too.

Pop music is allegedly being purged. Who will be the next victim of The End of Poptimism this year?

Ugh this absolute gem of a debut single It reached #1 in the US, Canada, Finland, Greece and Australia and went top 5 in 20+ countries, reaching #4 in Europe and making top 20 year end in both Europe and US (global smasha) It was sampled by Drake in "Teenage Fever"

Why do we use toilet paper instead of water showers, especially in the West? The World Health Organization should announce that wiping with toilet paper doesn't clean the butt-hole. If you're an ass-wiper, ask a fellow ass-wiper to bend over. Get a magnifying lens and study your friend's butthole. Under the lens, you'd see the creases that originate from the hole itself. These creases are like the sun's rays flaring outwards from the hole, making the hole look like a pair of puckered lips. Now, creases are creases because there are low-lying areas, and there are elevated areas. Let's call low-lying areas "crevices", and elevated areas "ridges." Now, imagine a set of poop-smeared ridges 5 feet tall, insterspersed with poop-smeared crevices 5 feet deep. Next, imagine a giant fingertip the size of a house, rubbing a giant toilet paper against those ridges and crevices. You already know what'll happen here -- the poop on the ridges will be wiped off alright, but how about the poop nestling in the crevices? Nope, repeated wiping won't work. That giant fingertip can never reach poop trapped in the anal crevices. They'll stay there, and maybe have been staying there for, what -- weeks? months? And let's not overlook the fact that while poop is snaking out of your butt-hole, smidgens of poop will cling to your anal hairs. When you rub that paper against your butt-hole, you may just well be spreading poop along the length of your anal hairs. Meanwhile, if you simply blast your butthole with water, all or most of the poop gets knocked loose, whether they're sitting on the ridges or hiding in the crevices. Follow it up with soap and its emulsifying powers to loosen poop clinging to your anal hairs. Finally, blast your butt-hole again with water. And there you have it -- a clean, sparkling butt-hole, deserving of a human living in the 21st century! Water and soap is humanity's state-of-the-art method when it comes to anal hygiene. Paper is primitive technology. It's not a big improvement from when humans wiped with leaves. Toilet paper shouldn't even be used in combination with a toilet bowl. The toilet bowl is one of the most important inventions in the history of human hygiene. Toilet paper is not. When you place a roll of toilet paper next to a toilet bowl, the combination will just look like a piece of Dadaist art. A butthole blasted with water followed by a handful of lather is the most hygienic way of cleaning up after doing number 2. Of course, hand-washing after ass-washing is an automatic habit among ass-washers. I'm aware that ass-wipers have toilet rooms that are dry and carpeted because they don't use water and soap to clean up. But I just can't imagine myself owning a nicely-carpeted toilet room while I walk around with poop caking in my butthole. Geez, it's my butt-hole I'm talking about here! My butt-hole is way more important than my toilet room! https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-use-toilet-paper-instead-of-water-showers-especially-in-the-West/answer/Miles-De-Gama

imagine this darkwave vibe with Dua's husky vocals and serving cvnt vamp cottagecore

This has aged so well imo.. is there any other songs from 2015 that still sounds fresh?

Just had a look at Spotify Album Charts and I was surprised. Usually, when an artist releases a new album, their catalogue receives a boost. But for Taylor, it works in the opposite way. Why? Spotify Weekly Album Charts: #1 NEW TTPD #8 (-2) Lover #26. (-16) Midnights #28. (-12) folklore #34. (-20) 1989 tv In reference, Eternal Sunshine's release week: #1 NEW eternal sunshine #92 (+62) thank u, next #103 (+39) Dangerous Woman #128 (+42) My Everything Cowboy Carter: #1 NEW Cowboy Carter #177 (RE) Renaissance

Avril Lavigne's next era holds promise as fans yearn for a departure reminiscent of The Tortured Poets Department. This longing extends to a desire for her to delve into sounds akin to "So High School," embracing a dignified pop-rock essence and mature adult contemporary songwriting. The resonance of "TTPD" underscores Avril's enduring influence among contemporary pop artists, affirming her relevance in today's music landscape. With echoes of Avril's essence reverberating in tracks like "So High School," enthusiasts anticipate a return to her signature style, infused with newfound depth and sophistication. As anticipation mounts, fans eagerly await Avril's evolution into a realm where her musical legacy continues to captivate audiences old and new alike.

By releasing an album called Future Nostalgia? She knew that the next album wouldn't be good so she was letting us know that FN would be our fallback album ugh HER MIND

What are some unexpected collaborations? Obviously this icon: And this is probably lesser-known on this forum but is still so crazy to me

Global Spotify: Euphoria #3 Like That #15 Both songs directly address Drake, and the GP is saying YES. is the GP finally turning against him and choosing a side?

It's being outstreamed by WWWY/LITD and is on par with SML/AIA while being the lead single to this huge come back/album. The song was everywhere and it's lowkey doing average among the other 25 songs. It's also being easily outstreamed by the 21 singles:

This is such a classic

While it would be nice for artists to all get along, many times artists fall out after working on songs together. A recent example of a fallout between collaborators is Drake and Kendrick Lamar, who previously worked together on tracks like "Buried Alive" (2011) and "Poetic Justice" (2013). We can clearly see their relationship has soured since then, as evident by their diss tracks "Push Ups" and "Euphoria". What are other examples of artists that have issues with artists they previously collaborated with?

I mean 1989 era started poptimism and since that pop genre are well-received by critics but TTPD changed the tide. Billie you are next

Do you even know the album is out? And I listen to entire the album and yes, all the good songs are the first three singles and the rest are mid-tempo messed. And not Beyoncé, Ariana and Sabrina blocked her all the way up to the day album is releases. Love me some Dua but this album/era is non-eventful.

Three of the most notable superproducers of recent times all of a similar history - ex lead singer of a pop punk band whose producing breakthrough came via a collaboration with a young woman pop star. Whom did the transition the best and whom has the best overall work Dan ***** Jack Antonoff Joel Little

For how enormous Royals was, I'm kind of stunned that it's only pulling 344k daily. And Lorde's entire discography is only doing 2.3 million By comparison, Lana is doing 1.3 million daily with Summertime Sadness and 1 million with Yes to Heaven - two songs with the same total as Lorde's discography. Melanie Martinez has nearly double the daily streams of Lorde. Halsey has Without Me doubling Royal's streams and more lead streams (2 million more total). Why couldn't Lorde serve longevity in the streaming era like her peers?

and they were seen meeting and hanging out in NYC a few days ago - maybe our girlies were discussing the third album curse. thoughts?

Can we appreciate more , what Gaga managed to achieve with just her debut album? With just an album she managed to become an A list pop star and people were already calling her the new Queen of Pop. In just a year she became a legend and changed the pop music landscape. How crazy is this!!? How is it even possible to be in your debut era and serve this:

TS and Illusion were just bad single choices in comparison. The album still not great but at least she could have small hits with Houdini and WD I blame her dad. She needs someone that tells her NO and makes her do promo. Her dad it's going to do that

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And dropped to #162 on US Apple Music after previously peaking at #138

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/taylor-swift-the-tortured-poets-department-the-anthology/