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39 minutes ago, AlexisNeiers said:

Everything Now was probably the biggest disappointment for me, and to think I was genuinely excited when the first single dropped :'( Happy to see the tri-bi chanteuse, the producer who ruins almost anything he touches and the lovely "17.34 tip to tip" gentlemen on the list though :fan:

thanks for being here alexis!!! the 17.34 thing is probably the most ridiculous thing they've done this whole time. and they know they're not supposed to measure standing a foot apart from each other :fan::fan::fan:

26 minutes ago, Unoriginal said:

wow the effortless drags :clap3:

they don't call me the drag king for nothing :clap3: 

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no one calls me that

 

12 minutes ago, Tom Vercetti said:

Agreed most on Arcade's spot since I never expected anything from the other three. 

i wouldn't say my expectations were very high. just expected improvement. and didn't get it :fan:  

 

1 hour ago, theblackestday said:

Same. I'm intrigued

first half is up! second coming soon x

 

 

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PART TWO

 

 

harry styles - 'harry styles'

 

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of all my disappointments this year, i think this one is the greatest. this is the one i most wanted to like: the cover is gorgeous, the lead single sounded exactly like lana del rey's "black beauty," and the songs were touted as "psychedelic" and "pleading." (note to reviewers: slight delay on a vocal track does not make a song "psychedelic.") most of these songs i would be fine with hearing in passing, aside from the horrific "only angel," which ruins itself at the minute mark, and the obnoxious "kiwi."

favorites: "sign of the times," "from the dining table"          unfavorites: "only angel," "kiwi"

 

 

 

miley cyrus - 'younger now'

 

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(i'm noticing that lots of my disappointment albums have the word "now" in them. might be best for the industry to avoid this word for a while.)

my disappointment in this one was entirely my fault. "malibu" was mediocre, and i knew i had nothing to look forward to with this album, but "younger now" surpassed my expectations, and i began to wonder if the rest of the album could live up. spoiler alert: it didn't. dead petz was four hours long, but it felt way more inspired than this.

 favorites: "younger now"          unfavorites: the rest

 

 

sam smith - 'the thrill of it all'

 

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really? you're going to name your album "the thrill of it all" and make it sound like this?

blech. the only song i could stomach and envision myself coming back to is "say it first," because the guitar sounded like something out of an xx song. the rest was entirely inoffensive and full of his abhorrent head voice. not even his take on gay persecution made me care. not even malay could help. next!

favorites: "say it first"          unfavorites: the rest

 

 

 

p!nk - 'beautiful trauma'

 

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"beautiful trauma"? more like "entirely anodyne." even a sexy title couldn't give you the edge you're aiming for, p!nk.

though i quite liked the vaguely-political lead single, "what about us," and bareilles-y piano ballad "you get my love," the rest of this pretty much stinks. "revenge," with eminem, is the worst max martin track i've heard in years. who thought that would slide? cheesy rap-singing, misogyny, and annoying repetitiveness do not a good song make. the rest of the album features of monsters and men ripoffs, songs about barbies, and simple love songs. what it does not feature is edge. or interest. or appeal.

favorites: "what about us," "you get my love"          unfavorites: "revenge"

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4 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

not even his take on gay persecution made me care. not even malay could help. next!

oop Sam Smith ended

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1 minute ago, Unoriginal said:

oop Sam Smith ended

another one in the casket

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Just now, ultraviolence.xx said:

another one in the casket

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8 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

(note to reviewers: slight delay on a vocal track does not make a song "psychedelic.")

reviewers ended too

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2 minutes ago, Unoriginal said:

reviewers ended too

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another one thousand in the casket

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Miley certainly was a disappointment - that's all there is to it. 

 

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I kinda liked HFK and Younger Now. the rest is tea especially Sam Smith

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53 minutes ago, Reinvention said:

Miley certainly was a disappointment - that's all there is to it. 

 

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did you lie? 

 

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44 minutes ago, Tsareena said:

I kinda liked HFK and Younger Now. the rest is tea especially Sam Smith

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i liked parts of HFK but i just didn't think it fit together as a whole

 

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16 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

i liked parts of HFK but i just didn't think it fit together as a whole

 

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it was an ambitious concept album and I have to give her credit for trying

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2 minutes ago, Tsareena said:

it was an ambitious concept album and I have to give her credit for trying

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ambitious is just one of the "-tious" words i would use to describe iT

 

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I can't get over that sam smith album cover :ahh: 

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I wouldn't consider these albums (other than Younger Now) disappointments, but they are indeed far from the best they could do. :'( 

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I don't like any of the Disappointments albums either so :fan:

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All garbage in your disappointments :clap3: when will my edgy ass?

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whew the lashings

ultraviolence.xx

I hated all of these album although I was not anticipating most of them 

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aww lol I LOVE Harry's album

Younger Now doesnt deserve its hate...it does have its weak moments but it also has some great songs.

The Thrill of It All and BT i love as well lol

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Harry's album is completely hideous and, yes, the word to describe Miley's and P!nk's is disappointing yet, I like Sam's!

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15 hours ago, Tom Vercetti said:

I can't get over that sam smith album cover :ahh: 

i meant to mention that in my commentary! it's truly horrendous isn't it :fan: 

 

15 hours ago, Lazuli said:

I wouldn't consider these albums (other than Younger Now) disappointments, but they are indeed far from the best they could do. :'( 

you are kinder than i am!

 

15 hours ago, ManDown said:

I don't like any of the Disappointments albums either so :fan:

slay :fan: 

 

12 hours ago, theblackestday said:

All garbage in your disappointments :clap3: when will my edgy ass?

um love yourself sis! you are EDGY, you are BEAUTIFUL!

 

12 hours ago, cdschart said:

whew the lashings

ultraviolence.xx

I hated all of these album although I was not anticipating most of them 

lashin so much betta call me the whip

i don't know why i expected good things from some of them tbh :fan:  

 

11 hours ago, sumthintoxic82 said:

aww lol I LOVE Harry's album

Younger Now doesnt deserve its hate...it does have its weak moments but it also has some great songs.

The Thrill of It All and BT i love as well lol

none of them clicked with me :cm:  

 

8 hours ago, Pedro said:

Harry's album is completely hideous and, yes, the word to describe Miley's and P!nk's is disappointing yet, I like Sam's!

i wish i did! i was really hoping i would.

 

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Omg, your taste >>>>>>>>>>>>

 

Those 4 albums are exactly what I would pick for disappointing albums :jonny5: SOTT slayed me and I wanted so much more from Harold. Younger Now is the only good song on YN and it's a Sheryl Crow song. YGML is a P!nk standout (alongside the title track), but the WORST song is Secrets, which is legit one of my least fave songs ever. She needs to get back to the quality of I'm Not Dead and Funhouse.

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Me waiting for the update:

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I disagree with some of your "disappoinment albums" :!ohno:

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3 hours ago, feelslikeadream said:

Omg, your taste >>>>>>>>>>>>

 

Those 4 albums are exactly what I would pick for disappointing albums :jonny5: SOTT slayed me and I wanted so much more from Harold. Younger Now is the only good song on YN and it's a Sheryl Crow song. YGML is a P!nk standout (alongside the title track), but the WORST song is Secrets, which is legit one of my least fave songs ever. She needs to get back to the quality of I'm Not Dead and Funhouse.

WHEW this acclaim! (for me, not the disappointments.) these albums are Worlds Apart from quality 

 

2 hours ago, Reinvention said:

Me waiting for the update:

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wow someone actually cares, my heart :cries: i didn’t have time to do it today but i’ll post my disappointment songs tomorrow!! 

 

2 hours ago, rvx said:

I disagree with some of your "disappoinment albums" :!ohno:

well don’t just stand there! tell me more!!

 

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9 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

well don’t just stand there! tell me more!!

 

OK

 

None of those albums are particularly bad in any way, especially Sam Smith's new album.

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good to see Bleachers, Arcade Fire, The Chainsmokers and P!nk here :fan:

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