fountain Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, SaintWest said: hoot hoot bish i should've just wrote a sex bop called Hoot instead, that would've been easier
SaintWest Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, keshaspearsxo said: i should've just wrote a sex bop called Hoot instead, that would've been easier Quote when the boys walk by they be looking at my buns and i'm like, "hoot, hoot, bish!" go away there u go #1 anthem
EmojiClothes Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I wish I knew this was happening in round one :( i feel like i can't afford any slip ups lol
fountain Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, SaintWest said: there u go #1 anthem "bish"? im not a fading 32 year old woman with no sense of reality
ultraviolence.xx Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, keshaspearsxo said: i should've just wrote a sex bop called Hoot instead, that would've been easier Quote so slide over here, tell me the truth i know you love me hearing nothing but youurrrr HOOTS (ohhhh! ohhhh!)
Aurora Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 17 minutes ago, keshaspearsxo said: ok finally wrote it write mine too
fountain Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Aurora said: write mine too sorry Nessy, i only write songs about pretty animals
Aurora Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, keshaspearsxo said: sorry Nessy, i only write songs about pretty animals I know I don't have a lot of time, but if I may tell you a quick story. Recently, I was doing research on Nessie and she said to me, out of the blue, 'Aurora?' I said, 'Yes, Nessie?' She said, 'I'm the ugliest girl I know.' And I said, 'Huh?' And she was like, 'Yeah, I look like a dinosaur with a long neck.' And my brain went to, 'Oh my god, you're six thousand. Why? Where is this coming from? Who said this? Can I kick a 6-thousand-year-old's ass, like what?' But I didn't say anything. Instead I went home and I wrote a song for her. And in that song were androgynous cryptids and mythological creatures that live their truth, are probably made fun of every day of their life, and carry on, wave their flag and inspire the rest of us. And these are cryptids like Bigfoot and Kraken and Yeti and Lizardmen and Jackson's Ego and Hellhound and Goatman, Mermaids, so many cryptids — her eyes glazed over. But then I said, 'You know, I really want to know why you feel this way about yourself.' And she said, 'Well I look like a dinosaur,' and I said, 'Well what do you think I look like?' And she said, 'Well you're beautiful.' And I was like, 'Well, thanks. But when people make fun of me, that's what they use. They say I look like a dinosaur or I'm too ginger or I have too many abstract ideas, my songs are too wordy.' And I said to her, 'Do you see me dying my hair?' She said, 'No, Aurora.' I said, 'Do you see me changing my body?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me putting down the thesaurus and changing the way I present my songs to a handful of gays on ATRL?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me debuting at #1 with a score of 9.5?' 'Yes, Aurora.' 'OK! So, baby Nessie. We don't change. We take the gravel and the shell and we make a pearl. And we help other people to change so they can see more kinds of beauty.'
fountain Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Aurora said: I know I don't have a lot of time, but if I may tell you a quick story. Recently, I was doing research on Nessie and she said to me, out of the blue, 'Aurora?' I said, 'Yes, Nessie?' She said, 'I'm the ugliest girl I know.' And I said, 'Huh?' And she was like, 'Yeah, I look like a dinosaur with a long neck.' And my brain went to, 'Oh my god, you're six thousand. Why? Where is this coming from? Who said this? Can I kick a 6-thousand-year-old's ass, like what?' But I didn't say anything. Instead I went home and I wrote a song for her. And in that song were androgynous cryptids and mythological creatures that live their truth, are probably made fun of every day of their life, and carry on, wave their flag and inspire the rest of us. And these are cryptids like Bigfoot and Kraken and Yeti and Lizardmen and Jackson's Ego and Hellhound and Goatman, Mermaids, so many cryptids — her eyes glazed over. But then I said, 'You know, I really want to know why you feel this way about yourself.' And she said, 'Well I look like a dinosaur,' and I said, 'Well what do you think I look like?' And she said, 'Well you're beautiful.' And I was like, 'Well, thanks. But when people make fun of me, that's what they use. They say I look like a dinosaur or I'm too ginger or I have too many abstract ideas, my songs are too wordy.' And I said to her, 'Do you see me dying my hair?' She said, 'No, Aurora.' I said, 'Do you see me changing my body?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me putting down the thesaurus and changing the way I present my songs to a handful of gays on ATRL?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me debuting at #1 with a score of 9.5?' 'Yes, Aurora.' 'OK! So, baby Nessie. We don't change. We take the gravel and the shell and we make a pearl. And we help other people to change so they can see more kinds of beauty.' i needed this, so inspiring. may my poem be held in such high regards as yours. bless nessie. she just changed the entire game
Glassmouth Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 just sent my entry, i kind of gave up tbh, if it works good if it doesn't then it's good too, i guess
SaintWest Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, keshaspearsxo said: "bish"? im not a fading 32 year old woman with no sense of reality girl i didn't want to use that word i just couldn't say the actual word because i'mma get BANNED if i get another wp
EmojiClothes Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said: bitch Your Good Girl Gone Bad era
EmojiClothes Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, Gastrodonatella said: when was i ever a good girl sis? when did this event transpire? When you heroically sacrificed your safety R1 obviously
Hug Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, Corsola said: let's be real though ''bish'' is more weeaboo teenager uwu
Jackson Posted August 31, 2017 Author Posted August 31, 2017 Food week is ON. Next week we're going to write songs about this transcendent spaghetti sauce I just made
EmojiClothes Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 11 minutes ago, Jackson said: Food week is ON. Next week we're going to write songs about this transcendent spaghetti sauce I just made Bring me the formuoli ha impact
ceremonials Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, Jackson said: Food week is ON. Next week we're going to write songs about this transcendent spaghetti sauce I just made I'll write about your roommate's sauce x (if it's the hot one) If not he can choke. It looked like chili
Hug Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, Jackson said: Food week is ON. Next week we're going to write songs about this transcendent spaghetti sauce I just made This is transcendental On another level I made spaghetti sauce
Nait Phoenix Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) I'm tired of the whole "message thing", my lyrics are spaced properly via Google Docs. I sent you a link in my entry, @Jackson Edited August 31, 2017 by Nait Phoenix
UFO Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Jackson said: Food week is ON. Next week we're going to write songs about this transcendent spaghetti sauce I just made YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS PLEASE I WANT TO WRITE MY MILKSHAKE.MP3 MY THEKETCHUPSONG.MP3 MY CHERRY.MP3 ASHKFASKJ IM READY Edited August 31, 2017 by UFO
Jackson Posted August 31, 2017 Author Posted August 31, 2017 6 hours ago, ceremonials said: I'll write about your roommate's sauce x (if it's the hot one) If not he can choke. It looked like chili What do you mean the hot one? All I know is I had nightmares about it
ceremonials Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Jackson said: What do you mean the hot one? All I know is I had nightmares about it Bitch we been over this The tall one that always used to be in your snaps
touya kinomoto Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Aurora said: I know I don't have a lot of time, but if I may tell you a quick story. Recently, I was doing research on Nessie and she said to me, out of the blue, 'Aurora?' I said, 'Yes, Nessie?' She said, 'I'm the ugliest girl I know.' And I said, 'Huh?' And she was like, 'Yeah, I look like a dinosaur with a long neck.' And my brain went to, 'Oh my god, you're six thousand. Why? Where is this coming from? Who said this? Can I kick a 6-thousand-year-old's ass, like what?' But I didn't say anything. Instead I went home and I wrote a song for her. And in that song were androgynous cryptids and mythological creatures that live their truth, are probably made fun of every day of their life, and carry on, wave their flag and inspire the rest of us. And these are cryptids like Bigfoot and Kraken and Yeti and Lizardmen and Jackson's Ego and Hellhound and Goatman, Mermaids, so many cryptids — her eyes glazed over. But then I said, 'You know, I really want to know why you feel this way about yourself.' And she said, 'Well I look like a dinosaur,' and I said, 'Well what do you think I look like?' And she said, 'Well you're beautiful.' And I was like, 'Well, thanks. But when people make fun of me, that's what they use. They say I look like a dinosaur or I'm too ginger or I have too many abstract ideas, my songs are too wordy.' And I said to her, 'Do you see me dying my hair?' She said, 'No, Aurora.' I said, 'Do you see me changing my body?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me putting down the thesaurus and changing the way I present my songs to a handful of gays on ATRL?' 'No, Aurora.' 'Do you see me debuting at #1 with a score of 9.5?' 'Yes, Aurora.' 'OK! So, baby Nessie. We don't change. We take the gravel and the shell and we make a pearl. And we help other people to change so they can see more kinds of beauty.' The way I howled on the bus to work! People looked at me like I was having a seizure!
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