tournament PLATINUM HIT 11▴ congratulations aurora ♛

[Citrus]

and now for the only quasi-good one from my early PH days, the first #1 rap and/or comedy song in PH history~

 

Painted Lady

 

Spoiler

 

[SPOKEN INTRO]

Ahem, excuse me. 
A letter to a hatin’ hoe:
 

[VERSE]
You say your man ain’t gay, but you don’t know
That we met backstage at my Saturday show
And he took off my wig and we got down low
Ripped off my dress and he undid my bow
We got dirty, nasty, all of that shit
And he got all dirty up in this
I know what you’re thinking; it seems so crazy
That your man would fall for a painted lady
Yeah, my makeup is fake but your ass is plastic
I tear down the disco and bitch you is spastic
Your weak ass, cheap ass, can’t-even-read ass,
Better not try it, else imma beat ass
Start with your mug and a one-two hook
Put down the dick, girl, and pick up a book
I’ll teach you to read, and it goes like this
Get ready, hoe, get ready, bitch
 

[CHORUS]
Hair is high and so am I,
I’m killing it just like Divine,
Tight-ass dress and a six-inch heel
Rubber rack but it feels so real
Hand on my waist, he starts to kneel
My panties is DOMA; It’s time to repeal
I know what you’re thinking, it seems so crazy
That your man would fall for a painted lady.

[VERSE]

My tuck is tighter than your stank ass pussy
You think you’re a fighter, but you’re just a wussy
“Talk shit, get hit”, but you can’t throw a punch
I won’t hit a bitch, but I’ll beat up a cunt
Excuse me, ma’am? Am I being too blunt?
Your ass is a football; I’m ready to punt
Touchdown! 
Blowout!
Look at that score!
I’m beauty, I’m money, I’m fish, and I’m more
Legend of heaven, life and lore
While you remain a common whore.
 

[FEATURE SPOT]
Yeah, your man is a fan of my can and
He’ll never fuck you again and
Your titties is flat as a pan and
You’re just so ugly, like damn, man!

[VERSE]
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I apologize
Let me bat my faggy eyes
Is that what you called them? Is that what it was?
What’s that on your lip? Is it cum or just fuzz?
I’m just kidding, girl, nobody would bang you
You’d be lucky if they even cared enough to hang you
String your ass up on a tree like a cheap piñata
Watch your kids beat you while I sip a colada
I’m classy, I’m slassy, with tons of ass, see
You’re lacking, you’re passé, messed up your facts, see
You think your man didn't want the D,
But what he really wanted was a Queen.

[CHORUS]
Hair is high and so am I,
I’m killing it just like Divine,
Tight-ass dress and a six-inch heel
Rubber rack but it feels so real
Hand on my waist, he starts to kneel
My panties is DOMA; It’s time to repeal
I know what you’re thinking, it seems so crazy
That your man would fall for a painted lady.

[SPOKEN OUTRO]

Sincerely,
The other woman, mistress
The baddest bitch, Citrus.

 

 

[Citrus]

But anyways my top 10s preferences x

 

 

 

Washington (#2)

To (#1)

Rock Slide (#2) / Chocolate Pecans (#1)

Painted Lady (#1)

Lake Erie ft. Jackson (#1)

Father (#5)

Shoebox (#6)

The Times (#8)

Clown (#7)

Younger (#3)

Bathtub Castaway (#3)

Ellis Dee (#10)

Empty Sky (#3)

Vilomah ft. Jackson (#1)

O.D. (#4)

Here in the USA (#3)

Scary Movie (#9)

Dear Marcus (#6)

 

 

[Citrus]

[touya kinomoto]

1 hour ago, Hug said:

Opal Skies is a hit sis  It scored better than all of my Phase 1 entries

And tbh I still don't know how it became a hit. Lemme ask @Citrus while he is still very active. And Austin @ceremonialshun, you too. I want to know what sets Opal Skies above the other songs I have sent so far.

[Hug]

1s: Drowned in Neon (10.5) > Mirror (4) > Tomorrow's Another Day (2)  > Infinity (4) > Here's To The Women (2) > White Rice (4)

 

2s: Welcome to the World (9) > To Me... (7) > I Do, I Do... (10.5) > I'm Sorry (9) > Ms. Andry (11) > Chasing Dreams (7)  > Piled Rust (4) > Reign (2) > Little One (Don't Run Away) (4)

 

3s: Theodore (9) > What a Beautiful Sight (9) > Favela (11) > Summer Nights (Young Paradise) (2) > Just For a Moment (4) > Teal (2) > Words (4) > Come Back To Reality (2)

 

4s: Yozakura (9) = The Life I Could've Known (w/ @minho) (9) > The Monster They Made Me (9) > Stormy Sky (10) > One-Hundred Ways = The Way of the Lawless (Immoral Demons)

 

5s: Fantastrophe / Nostalgia (10.5) > Kaleidoscope Skies (11) > I Cannot Face Reality (9) > Bastard Child (9) > Memories (9)

 

6s: Heaven's Mirror (11) > Daybreak (9) [both are amazing]

 

7s: Tu'er Shen (11) > Big Brother (10.5) > Acceptance (4)

 

8s: I Don't Need You (7) > Paradise (w/ @minho) (7) > Father's Lullaby (9)

 

9s: Kingdom (7)

 

10s: All of Me (7)

 

Those are all my Top 10s, and I ranked them by how much I like them within their own placement. I bolded my Top 10, and if I had to rank those, I would probably do it like this.

 

1. Yozakura + The Life I Could've Known (the experience of writing this song is a fond memory  )

3. Drowned in Neon

4. Fantastrophe/Nostalgia

5. Heaven's Mirror

6. Daybreak

7. Welcome to the World

8. To Me...

9. I Don't Need You

10. Kaleidoscope Skies

[SaintWest]

21 minutes ago, Hug said:

1s: Drowned in Neon (10.5) > Mirror (4) > Tomorrow's Another Day (2)  > Infinity (4) > Here's To The Women (2) > White Rice (4)

 

2s: Welcome to the World (9) > To Me... (7) > I Do, I Do... (10.5) > I'm Sorry (9) > Ms. Andry (11) > Chasing Dreams (7)  > Piled Rust (4) > Reign (2) > Little One (Don't Run Away) (4)

 

3s: Theodore (9) > What a Beautiful Sight (9) > Favela (11) > Summer Nights (Young Paradise) (2) > Just For a Moment (4) > Teal (2) > Words (4) > Come Back To Reality (2)

 

4s: Yozakura (9) = The Life I Could've Known (w/ @minho) (9) > The Monster They Made Me (9) > Stormy Sky (10) > One-Hundred Ways = The Way of the Lawless (Immoral Demons)

 

5s: Fantastrophe / Nostalgia (10.5) > Kaleidoscope Skies (11) > I Cannot Face Reality (9) > Bastard Child (9) > Memories (9)

 

6s: Heaven's Mirror (11) > Daybreak (9) [both are amazing]

 

7s: Tu'er Shen (11) > Big Brother (10.5) > Acceptance (4)

 

8s: I Don't Need You (7) > Paradise (w/ @minho) (7) > Father's Lullaby (9)

 

9s: Kingdom (7)

 

10s: All of Me (7)

 

Those are all my Top 10s, and I ranked them by how much I like them within their own placement. I bolded my Top 10, and if I had to rank those, I would probably do it like this.

 

1. Yozakura + The Life I Could've Known (the experience of writing this song is a fond memory  )

3. Drowned in Neon

4. Fantastrophe/Nostalgia

5. Heaven's Mirror

6. Daybreak

7. Welcome to the World

8. To Me...

9. I Don't Need You

10. Kaleidoscope Skies

didn't ask

[Hug]

2 minutes ago, SaintWest said:

didn't ask

yes, you did ask.

[ceremonials]

30 minutes ago, KatyCatPH said:

And tbh I still don't know how it became a hit. Lemme ask @Citrus while he is still very active. And Austin @ceremonialshun, you too. I want to know what sets Opal Skies above the other songs I have sent so far.

Your scores for the past three rounds have been within .2 points of each other for me

 

[ceremonials]

46 minutes ago, Citrus said:

But anyways my top 10s preferences x

 

Painted Lady (#1)

An icon!

[touya kinomoto]

Just now, ceremonials said:

Your scores for the past three rounds have been within .2 points of each other for me

 

Oh, so not really impressing huh. Then let me create a masterpiece this round.

 

Watch me flop again this round tho. 

[ceremonials]

2 hours ago, Buyonce1814 said:

Mess I forgot about this. Is it too late to join?

Yes but join 11.5 in January x

[ceremonials]

2 minutes ago, KatyCatPH said:

Oh, so not really impressing huh. Then let me create a masterpiece this round.

 

Watch me flop again this round tho. 

No, they're above average scores for me (I think), but I think you just haven't find your style yet.

[touya kinomoto]

2 minutes ago, ceremonials said:

No, they're above average scores for me (I think), but I think you just haven't find your style yet.

Oh I see. Hopefully this round fixes that.

[ultraviolence.xx]

might just write this really-tenuously-connected-to-the-prompt song idea i had bc it’s the ONLY idea i’ve had since the challenge was posted

[Hug]

7 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

might just write this really-tenuously-connected-to-the-prompt song idea i had bc it’s the ONLY idea i’ve had since the challenge was posted

Same

[SaintWest]

When I'm thinking of a concept but start to realize it's another love song.

 

 

 

Edited September 26, 2017 by SaintWest

[SaintWest]

3 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said:

it sounds like you know exactly how its a trap  

hello gastrodonatella. we didn't ask for your insight on this matter, but thank you for reaching out.

[ultraviolence.xx]

9 minutes ago, Hug said:

Same

@Aurora warned me against it but the concepts just aren’t c*mming this week  

[smholiv]

1 hour ago, Hug said:

1. Yozakura + The Life I Could've Known (the experience of writing this song is a fond memory  )

 

btw you're adopted

[SaintWest]

12 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said:

i didn't ask you to make your sig a direct quote from me but here we are  

shouldn’t you be somewhere returning your middle grade books to the library  

[SaintWest]

17 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said:

i buy my own things

i pay my own bills

the book thief

my automobiles

everything i got i bought it

cept my number ones, my number ones

ok  

[Tsareena]

31 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said:

i buy my own things

i pay my own bills

the book thief

my automobiles

everything i got i bought it

cept my number ones, my number ones

[UFO]

Whew ok I finally finished reading the short story and wow, it was a scalp      That non-linear narrative >  

Edited September 26, 2017 by UFO

[ceremonials]

 

[touya kinomoto]

Thank God for smartphones. My draft was saved even when my phone got drained because I was playing Mobile Legends. I don't know what would happen if I lost that one verse I've written.

Edited September 26, 2017 by KatyCatPH