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The amount of times this video popped up on my feed in the past two days though. The quotes. :hoetenks:

 

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Putting on 2 pounds of jewelry for a run :dies:

 

You don't fooling anyone with the waking up at 4 bs. Stfu and choke me with these titties daddy

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we wear watches in the shower now? :rip:

 

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if that vid is real (as in the creator is serious) then there's a special lack of self-awareness

 

like, watching that video made me want nothing more than to NOT have his life :deadbanana: i actually feel thoroughly de-influenced. there's something very robotic and hopeless/mundane abt the video. it makes me want to gain 30lbs of pure fat and lay in bed all day :thing: 

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wow he so cool  and alpha :zzz:

 

is he making money off this tho? 

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The way I knew it was THAT video when I opened this thread. :deadbanana4:

 

Another one went viral pointing out that it was 6 hours of him bullshitting. I screamed. :redface:

 

 

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Taking steroids and shilling obvious, poorly done product placement is all that guy is good for.

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34 minutes ago, May said:

if that vid is real (as in the creator is serious) then there's a special lack of self-awareness

 

like, watching that video made me want nothing more than to NOT have his life :deadbanana: i actually feel thoroughly de-influenced. there's something very robotic and hopeless/mundane abt the video. it makes me want to gain 30lbs of pure fat and lay in bed all day :thing: 

this

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28 minutes ago, Katamari said:

wow he so cool  and alpha :zzz:

 

is he making money off this tho? 

it's so hilarious to me that these men think they're THE peak :lmao: 

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I'd wake him up at 3 am and keep him busy all morning

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The whole thing just comes off as inauthentic and vapid. Any ability to inspire feels subverted in this presentation. He objectively has an incredible physique and a luxury lifestyle and yet he made it look empty and devoid of soul. He's basically bio-hacked peak-optimized DRONE. This is completely in alignment with the values of a sick materialistic society, despite trying to convey "living your potential". 

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I was going to say he literally wasted like 6 hours of doing basically nothing. 

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How does he find the time to troll on ATRL

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Does anyone get some kind of satisfaction watching "morning routine" videos? Or what is the purpose of these other than hoping to get a peek of their feet

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Such a faux influencer routine but he's very accomplished ill say that

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1 hour ago, godmess said:

The whole thing just comes off as inauthentic and vapid. Any ability to inspire feels subverted in this presentation. He objectively has an incredible physique and a luxury lifestyle and yet he made it look empty and devoid of soul. He's basically bio-hacked peak-optimized DRONE. This is completely in alignment with the values of a sick materialistic society, despite trying to convey "living your potential". 

This is the best comment. This goes deeper than just a viral video, because this is just one example of hundreds of thousands of these faux influencers and obviously the millions who follow them.

 

Luckily the vast majority of people don't fall for this ****.

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53 minutes ago, Spicy Pisces said:

Does anyone get some kind of satisfaction watching "morning routine" videos? Or what is the purpose of these other than hoping to get a peek of their feet

Well morning routine videos have origin in fitness and beauty influencers, but they used to be much more human and actually inspired an entire generation to hit the gym or get up a bit earlier to have breakfast or do your skincare. 

 

Now these type of videos are "this is the morning routine you'd have if you 'worked as hard as me'".

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hes hot, but this whole schtick is ridiculous and cringe :rip:

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1 hour ago, Princess Aurora said:

I'd wake him up at 3 am and keep him busy all morning

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Sjsjsjsjss when you put it like that. 

 

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If you believe in this, you are indeed dumber than him.

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Seeing this routine go viral is so funny to me, especially with how ridiculous it is.

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Beautiful man, not a single braincell in sight. The cherry on top was the gf cooking for him as he 'worked so hard'... Straights kill me.

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The Batman part. :ahh:

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Straight guys are such idiots for eating this **** up. :rip: 

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1 hour ago, Lagerfeld said:

Straight guys are such idiots for eating this **** up. :rip: 

Do you see what gay people eat up? It's not any better. They live for the queer baiting content. 

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