base talk What would you write in letter to the CEOs of Universal, Sony, Warner & Bertlesmann?

[sugarysunflower]

You're in awe distress that the music industry is in dire strait and needs a reboot: lack of a&r, artist boot camps, re-evaluate radio conglomerates and rampant payola, lack of video and live performance budget, streaming payola, tiktok dependency, Billboard bias. All complaints you have brought about on ATRL. 

So you decided to take into your own hands to write to the CEOs of the music industry giants:

 

-Lucian Grainge (Universal CEO & Chairman of the Board),

-Rob Stringer (Sony Music CEO and Chairman of the Board),

-Robert Kyncl / Edgar Bronfman Jr  (Warner Music CEO of the Company / Chair of the Board) and

- Thomas Rabe (Bertelsmann CEO & Chairman of the Board).

 

How would you vent your frustration to them, and what solutions would you propose? (Serious or funny responses welcomed)

 

 

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For those who don't know, here's some Bonus Contacts you could research:

 

• Daniel Ek, CEO and Chairman of the Board of Spotify

 

• Michael Rapino / Greg Maffei, CEO / Chairman of the Board of Live Nation

• Greg Maffei / John C Malone - CEO / Chairman of Liberty Media 

 

• Jennifer Witz / Greg Maffei, CEO / Chairman of the Board of Sirius XM

 

• Bob Pittman - CEO & Chairman of the Board of iHeartMedia

 

• Mary Berner - CEO of Cumulus Media, second largest owner of AM and FM radio in America 

 

• David Field - CEO of Audacy, Inc

 

• Ashley Tabor-King / Lord Allen of Kensington, Founder & President / Chairman of the Board of Global Media 

 

• Jay Penske, CEO of Penske Media Corporation (owns Rolling Stones Magazine, Billboard)

Edited Saturday at 03:52 PM by sugarysunflower

[Bussea]

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat ***** why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat ***** oompa loompa body ass ***** I'm comin up there and im gonna beat the **** out of you ***** and don't even call the police cause imma come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass ***** I'm coming to beat the **** outta you ***** cause you did that on purpose with ur urgery racist white ass bean head ***** watch I'm coming up there to **** you up ***** I know what kinda car you drive. I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass ***** cause imma show you not to play with jasmine collins money ***** that's the first thing you did and ***** you got me ****** up cause ***** I told you what the **** was goin on you white motherfuckas hate to see black people doing good or doing anything for themselves ugly fat white ***** watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat yo motherfucking ass bean head white smelling wet dog smellin ass ***** watch I come and **** you up cause you got me ****** up gon sit up there and try to do that urgery ass **** ***** you urgery the first day I came up there talking about the ***** that had on pajamas but you had 10 dollar ass Jean's on dirty dusty white ***** sitting behind that counter smelling like cheese stinky fat white ass ***** and you gon try and not answer this phone
I'm going to **** you up and you betta remember to run when you see me cause I'm going to **** you up ***** wanna sit up here and play with me about my motherfucking money wanna play about my money ***** you gon sit up there and try to do that ***** little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to **** you up I promise you that I promise I'm coming to **** you up you fat stinky white ***** bean head yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass ***** you stink you smell like ******* cheese and you got that trifling ass attitude imma beat that -attitude up out you ***** you treat everybody like that all these black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass ***** that's why dont nobody **** with you cause you trifling and racist ***** gon sit up there and did all that **** and I told you what the **** goin on gon tell me I worked at the motherfucking job when I'm telling you I didnt now ***** why the **** would I lie about some **** like that watch I'm finna come up there and beat yo motherfucking ass you betta not get out that car *****.

[Cesar]

what wendy said

[gustavothehuman]

Dear Warner,

Update Coldplay's RIAA certificates, you useless hags.

[Stunnah]

Dear Sir Lucian Grange, 

 

Allo, mista! Oim wroitin to yew to talk about the bloomin pound-swallowah Lady Gargar. Your fakken company is publically traded on the bourse nowerdays. You cannot afford to be backing a solo sangystre who tayks more than she generates. It's barmy! 

 

~~~

 

Dear Robert Kyncl,

 

You have something the others don't have. A secret weapon. Something that, despite all odds, is thriving in the shadows. That weapon? Regional hit-maker Ava Max. Say her name. How tall ths Balkan rose could grow if you, her keeper, let in just a little of the limelight. How dazzling she could be up where they stay all day in the sun (on the Today's Top Hits playlist)! Act now before it is too late. 

 

~~~

 

Dear Thomas Rabe,

 

I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel. But I don't love the new Kylie. Book Stuart Price for the next record, please. 

 

~~~

 

Dear Rob Stringer,

 

I'm trying to sell my Sony Bravia TV but I can't find the model number on the back. I was wondering if you could help me with this. 

 

 

[AshleyLovescats887]

To all of them,

 

 

Gracie Abrams outsold.

 

Edited Saturday at 05:22 PM by AshleyLovescats887

[sugarysunflower]

11 minutes ago, Stunnah said:

Dear Sir Lucian Grange, 

 

Allo, mista! Oim wroitin to yew to talk about the bloomin pound-swallowah Lady Gargar. Your fakken company is publically traded on the bourse nowerdays. You cannot afford to be backing a solo sangystre who tayks more than she generates. It's barmy! 

 

~~~

 

Dear Robert Kyncl,

 

You have something the others don't have. A secret weapon. Something that, despite all odds, is thriving in the shadows. That weapon? Regional hit-maker Ava Max. Say her name. How tall ths Balkan rose could grow if you, her keeper, let in just a little of the limelight. How dazzling she could be up where they stay all day in the sun (on the Today's Top Hits playlist)! Act now before it is too late. 

 

~~~

 

Dear Thomas Rabe,

 

I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel. But I don't love the new Kylie. Book Stuart Price for the next record, please. 

 

~~~

 

Dear Rob Stringer,

 

I'm trying to sell my Sony Bravia TV but I can't find the model number on the back. I was wondering if you could help me with this. 

 

 

I love this 

[glitch]

Dear Sir,

 

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As you may be aware, Nigeria is a country of immense wealth and prosperity, and I am proud to say that I am a prince of this great nation. Recently, I have come into possession of a fortune worth $100,000, and I would like to extend an invitation to you to share in this wealth.

 

I believe that with your hard work and determination, you have the potential to turn this fortune into something truly great. Whether you want to start a business, invest in property, or simply enjoy a life of luxury, this money is yours for the taking.

 

So if you are interested in joining me on this incredible journey, please do not hesitate to reply to this letter. I would be honored to have you by my side as we embark on this new chapter together.

 

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

 

Best regards,

Glitch, Prince of Nigeria

[livelikemusic]

I would just send Cookie Lyon: