news 2024 Recap

[Devin]

Happy 2025!!

lemme know if im missing something.

 

January 

- Judge attacked by man in Las Vegas courtroom

- Jeffrey Epstein's sex offender documents leak

- Nicki Minaj vs Megan Thee Stallion Feud; HISS & Big Foot

- Ariana Grande releases Yes, And; receives backlash for being a homewrecker

 

February

- Willy Wonka's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow

- Grammys snub SOS, Midnights win AOTY

- Jennifer Lopez Crashes Out; album panned, tour canceled, marriage heading to divorce

 

March

- Israel-Hamas War erupts; US sides with Israel

- Major companies support divided for Palestine & Israel

- Xtina leaves RCA, gets skinny, and joins Sony Music

- Beyoncé releases Cowboy Carter; abandons era to sell perfume, haircare, and whiskey

 

April

- Drake vs Kendrick Lamar Feud; series of diss tracks

- Madonna sued by fans for being late & lipsyncing

- Taylor Swift releases TTPD; releases [36] nonstop variants

- Sabrina Carpenter releases Espresso; becomes new MPG

- Chappell Roan performs at Coachella; becomes new MPG

 

May 

- Sean 'Diddy' Combs vs Cassie hotel assault went viral

- Dua Lipa releases Radical Optimism; gets shaky reviews 

- Billie Eilish releases HMHAS; gets critically acclaimed

- Nicki Minaj gets arrested while touring in Amsterdam

- Cardi B announces no album; calls fans the worst

 

June

- Justin Timberlake DUI; police doesn't know him

- Charli XCX debuts brat summer

- Normani finally releases her debut album Dopamine

- Rihanna debuts Fenty Hair; continues to troll about R9

 

July 

- Assassination Attempt in Pennsylvania; Tr*mp survives.

- Joe Biden leaves Presidential Race; endorses Kamala Harris

- Ice Spice releases debut Y2K; becomes laughing stock

- McDonalds rethinks prices after sales flopping

 

August

- Taylor Swift cancels Vienna concert due to terrorist attack

- French athlete, Anthony Ammirati, loses Olympics due his own p*nis

- "Demure" becomes apart of everyone's vocabulary

 

September 

- Sean 'Diddy' Combs arrested; denied bail 3x trial in 2025

- Katy Perry release 143; critical & commercial failure - 37 Metacritic

- Hurricane Helene strikes; most deadliest next to Katrina & Maria

- Baby Hippp, Moo Deng, went viral and starts biting 

 

October 

- One Direction member Liam Payne dies in Argentina

- Timothée Chalamet debuts lookalike contest trend

- Elon Musk debuts Tesla Robotaxi event in Hollywood

- Lady Gaga's triple-threat promo fails; Joker, Harlequin, and Disease underperforms

 
November 

- 45th US President is now the 47th US President

- Mike Tyson ends retirement to fight Jake Paul; Tyson loses

- Drake seeks legal action against Not Like Us and UMG

- Young Thug officially released from custody

- Legendary producer Quincy Jones dies at 91

 

December 

- Luigi Mangione assassinates UnitedHealthcare CEO 

- Beyoncé finally promotes Cowboy Carter at NFL Halftime

- Former President Jimmy Carter dies at 100

- SZA finally releases LANA after 10 months of ghosting

- Dua Lipa gets engaged 

[Into The Void]

Long year 

[JoeAg]

crazy f*cking year, truly 

[EnigmaticAndroid]

I'd throw in Ariana and Cynthia smash with Wicked, Baby Reindeer becomes shock surprise smash on Netflix and "real Martha" sues Netflix for defamation, and Beyonce being OUT- at the CMAs and the following discourse/controversy

[LustSpell]

eternal sunshine release in March, wcbf smashes

Edited Wednesday at 05:50 AM by LustSpell

[Onyxmage]

November

-ATRL Servers are finally fixed.

[Alldeezy]

wAit I thought we were recapping our 2024

 

Well December Hyunjin breaks the Internet being most talked about and search artist just by getting a hair cut 

[Princess Aurora]

2024 was really a cursed year. Hopefully 2025 will be normal