base talk Dumbest takes on your fav?

[TedLasso]

Im a little monster and I just read that Gaga is "not a good vocalist" because "she fakes playing the piano"  like first of all where is the correlation and second of all how does one go about fake playing the piano for their whole life. Anyway what are some dumb takes you have seen on your fav?  

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[kataraqueen]

Britney Spears is a brunette. Uhm, her hair is clearly blonde?

[Chris]

That Beyonce should not tour this year because she toured in 2023.

 

Like stfu.

 

[Pheromosa]

that she's a satanist when she's clearly the god of her own religion

[GentleEarthquake]

that she's not Bjork's successor

[PrettyHurts]

the media is paid to praise/acclaim her. bey only really became a critical/media darling after self titled. she worked really hard to have the level of acclaim and respect she gets 

[Alldeezy]

That they are copying BTS like please those army are delulu 

 

Allday & The Ready set ain't famous enough to have dumb takes

 

[gustavothehuman]

That Coldplay songs are all the same. I don't get how anyone can arrive to this conclusion, even their singles encompass different genres 

[Cruel Summer]

That Swiffers secretly don't actually like her music. Girlies I promise you I'm not suffering through tens of thousands of minutes of music I do not enjoy 

[Yog]

Sam isn't a good singer, absolutely blasphemous beyond many levels.

[I'm JAVIng Fun]

5 hours ago, gustavothehuman said:

That Coldplay songs are all the same. I don't get how anyone can arrive to this conclusion, even their singles encompass different genres 

Like "Violet Hill" Vs "Viva la Vida" released one after the other, totally different sounds/genres

[Hiphopper]

She's a just there singer

[Aristede]

That her career ended in 2011 and she's now completely forgotten when in the years since, she's had several of the biggest hit songs of her career, a movie that made back 12 times its budget, several Grammys, 2 Golden Globes, and even an Oscar. 

[Dante Silva]

When Mick Jagger referred to young upstart Madonna as sounding like "Minnie Mouse on helium" and dismissed her as a silly girlie who would be replaced and forgotten about within a year.

[Glamthony]

that she doesnt pay taxes

[Digitalism]

This thread just tell me stans cannot be objective about their fav

[Robburro]

the dumb Melissa theory

 

she was always a brat and people can't get over that

[gustavothehuman]

3 hours ago, I'm JAVIng Fun said:

Like "Violet Hill" Vs "Viva la Vida" released one after the other, totally different sounds/genres

"Magic" and "A Sky Full of Stars" too... The list goes on

[shoganai]

Beyoncé not knowing about Shawn Carter's past. Please.

[BrokenMachine]

That the GP doesn't know her, despite of having multiple solo 1B streamed songs, and sold out dates all around the world 

[Eternium]

3 hours ago, Aristede said:

a movie that made back 12 times its budget

ASIB made back 12x its production budget ($36M), but only 1.78x its budget. Making back 12x its budget ($229M) would mean it brought in $2.748 billion. ATRL has a huge issue with chart literacy  

 

OT: That Britney is a talentless singer. Yes, she could have done much more with her voice and compared to the greats (Madonna, Mariah, Whitney) she is nothing. But then people compare her to the bottom of the barrel (Madonna, Ciara, J. Lo, Selena, Taylor) and it just blows my mind how little people understand vocals here.