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Who needs to save Pop and why is it Ashley Tisdale?


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Well, it's clear that we're on a recession, so Pop should hit hard, but it still seems like it's lacking something despite a spike in quality since last year, so I've been thinking "Who can save us?" And the answer was crystal clear: ASHLEY MICHELLE TISDALE

 

Popstars nowadays don't seem to find a middle ground between being cutesy, camp, sexy and serious, they're either one thing or the other, never more than two of them, meanwhile Ashlegend is the whole package! I mean look at the evidence

 

She's so normal, I love her!

 

WHAM? More like WOMP cuz Ashley ate them up in their own song, headcuntress behavior!

 

She had just came out of Britney's womb and already had a mission...

 

In all seriousness this song is so beautiful, I wish it was part of an actual album ugh 

 

Also let's not forget miss thing can SING her lungs out, effortless belts and natural stage presence!

 

Conclusion: Symptoms tanked bc she didn't want to end the other girlies with a new Guilty Pleasure (Unrelated to Jojo Siwa), but we need mother to stop playing games, quit selling ikea furniture and gag the live one more time. :coffee2:

 

 

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love Ashley honestly

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She refused to serve with her last album just because she's generous and didn't wanted the spotlight on her :giraffe:

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Guilty Pleasure and Headstrong were my pop bibles.

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9 minutes ago, GloryDays said:

She refused to serve with her last album just because she's generous and didn't wanted the spotlight on her :giraffe:

Exactly and I told her I said ma'am...

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I rather it be hilarious Duff 

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6 minutes ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

I rather it be hilarious Duff 

So there's these two 2000s divas...

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44 minutes ago, WaterDiamonds said:

WHAM? More like WOMP cuz Ashley ate them up in their own song, headcuntress behavior!

She'd put her quintessential glossy pop twist to her covers and I loved that. Kiss The Girl during the Disney Channel commercials was always an event!

 

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Guilty Pleasure is such a good pop album. :jonny5:

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1 hour ago, Gladiator said:

Guilty Pleasure and Headstrong were my pop bibles.

Guilty Pleasure is the BEST pop/rock album from any of the disney/nickelodeon girlies PERIOD.

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Another He Said She Said or Be Good To Me banger and it's straight to the top of the billboard charts for her I fear:jonnykin:

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You won't have to wait long, in about two weeks time people all over the nation are gonna stream Last Christmas (Cunty Version) non stop throughout the holiday season :jonny3:

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All I can think about is her crying on that morning TV show because her song Symptoms charted somewhere. It definitely gave Fergie.

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6 hours ago, Fleahive said:

All I can think about is her crying on that morning TV show because her song Symptoms charted somewhere. It definitely gave Fergie.

STOP it was actually so sad, I wanted to hug her so bad 😭

 

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1 hour ago, WaterDiamonds said:

STOP it was actually so sad, I wanted to hug her so bad 😭

 

Oh baby it wasn't this video. I guess she cried multiple times talking about the song. It was one of those morning talk news shows and they said something about her song charting on iTunes or something and she pulled a fergie. 

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