Slap Posted November 7 Posted November 7 (edited) If pop girls were TEMU, SHEIN, Amazon, or Apple who would you pick for each and why? Are there any other major brands you think have similarities? Edited November 7 by Slap
Miss Anthropocene Posted November 7 Posted November 7 (edited) Taylor- Apple Billie- Amazon Katy- AliExpress Edited November 7 by Miss Anthropocene
britneysb Posted November 7 Posted November 7 Britney = Apple, great products, the blueprint, stopped caring about innovation etc
Maroonx Posted November 7 Posted November 7 40 minutes ago, Miss Anthropocene said: Katy- AliExpress you're such a generous queen x
Slap Posted November 7 Author Posted November 7 20 minutes ago, britneysb said: Britney = Apple, great products, the blueprint, stopped caring about innovation etc I was going to say, there's so much heart and creativity in it and nobody could touch them in the 2000s but there's a bunch of greedy people happy to release sham products to get extra money to the point where the brand has lost its way over time. Also Steve Jobs died in 2011, is it a coincidence that her next release after this was Britney Jean? 1
Pokemonfan1515 Posted November 7 Posted November 7 Madonna - Apple Mariah - Amazon Taylor - TEMU Beyonce - SHEIN
Slap Posted November 8 Author Posted November 8 1 hour ago, LovingDays said: Sabrina would be Samsung She's been around for a while, was the supporting act for Taylor (similar to how Apple get their screens from Samsung anyway) but then shot up to become the it girl of 2024. 13 minutes ago, Pokemonfan1515 said: Madonna - Apple Mariah - Amazon Taylor - TEMU Beyonce - SHEIN Mariah as Amazon works because just like Santa she is always delivering the goods
britneysb Posted November 8 Posted November 8 1 hour ago, Slap said: I was going to say, there's so much heart and creativity in it and nobody could touch them in the 2000s but there's a bunch of greedy people happy to release sham products to get extra money to the point where the brand has lost its way over time. Also Steve Jobs died in 2011, is it a coincidence that her next release after this was Britney Jean? It just makes sense, up to 2011. everything Britney released was certified quality then BJ and the rest happened which lacked her passion = Steve's passion for innovation 1
Slap Posted November 8 Author Posted November 8 28 minutes ago, dejmieeen said: Taylor is McDonalds for many reasons! Is it because she is literally everywhere?
Homebrand Posted November 8 Posted November 8 Apple - Beyonce Amazon - Rihanna, Taylor Shein / Temu - Katy
Phaunzie Posted November 8 Posted November 8 4 hours ago, Homebrand said: Shein / Temu - Katy & Gaga Shein; Katy our CaucAsian Icon, pretty but low-quality goods at cheap and affordable prices. Temu: Gaga, Discounted prices, less than 99c on quality goods. Packaging not the best and execution of shipping needs some work. Amazon: Mariah, Only used during the fall and Christmas seasons for last minute gifts. Popeyes: Azealia Bank, HORRIBLE Customer Satisfaction, Quality Food, Delicious chicken served to you fresh, feathers not included. Ashley Madison: Ariana, Self-explanatory 1
Spicy Pisces Posted November 8 Posted November 8 Apple: Beyoncé. Stunning visuals, polished and cohesive products. Aims for the utmost quality, but can't seem to escape allegations over not crediting Samsung for their hardware. Amazon: Taylor. Global appeal and mass consumption, inevitably leading to greed. Prime Video is for its efforts into entering the film industry. Aliexpress: Katy. Strong first years, now known for desperate cheap knockoffs. Etsy: Britney. Started with lots of care and dedication, now most products are soulless. Uniqlo: Lorde. Consistent in quality, puts out minimalist products that stand the test of time. 1
Kayseri Mantisi Posted November 9 Posted November 9 18 hours ago, Spicy Pisces said: Apple: Beyoncé. Stunning visuals, polished and cohesive products. Aims for the utmost quality, but can't seem to escape allegations over not crediting Samsung for their hardware. Amazon: Taylor. Global appeal and mass consumption, inevitably leading to greed. Prime Video is for its efforts into entering the film industry. Aliexpress: Katy. Strong first years, now known for desperate cheap knockoffs. Etsy: Britney. Started with lots of care and dedication, now most products are soulless. Uniqlo: Lorde. Consistent in quality, puts out minimalist products that stand the test of time. omg these are all so spot on, so funny bestie 1
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