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Should Katycats be granted asylum by contemporary fanbases?


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Not the kind of asylum I entered this thread for, nor the one they might need either :bird:

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Only if they can prove they won't carry out any terroristic plots (aka demonstrate bad taste)

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I feel like it's trending more towards a homelessness issue vs. asylum but only time will tell. Either way shelter is scarce 

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8 minutes ago, eyeroll said:

I feel like it's trending more towards a homelessness issue vs. asylum but only time will tell. Either way shelter is scarce 

I was originally going to propose sheltering a stray Katycat if one wanders to your door. You should treat them with love, understanding, and acceptance. Serve them a warm meal and offer them a bed.

 

They didn't ask for this. They deserve better. 

 

 

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Imagine them trying to sneak in with the Swifties lmao 

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2 minutes ago, Gladiator said:

I was originally going to propose sheltering a stray Katycat if one wanders to your door. You should treat them with love, understanding, and acceptance. Serve them a warm meal and offer them a bed.

I'll commit to that for the first night, no questions asked. After that, there will be strict rehabilitation requirements. We can't risk recidivism. 

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11 minutes ago, Apolonio ₃₄ said:

Imagine them trying to sneak in with the Swifties lmao 

That's a safe option. They can dress as Tortured Poets Department variants. Featuring a record phone call of Taylor and Katy discussing her appearance in the You Need to Calm Down music video as a quarter pounder.

 

I'd open my door immediately.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, brutal said:

I mean they ran to Dua Lipa during FN but even she ended up flopping (are they the curse?).

They are, which is why we need them to stan Taylor:giraffe:

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26 minutes ago, eyeroll said:

We can't risk recidivism. 

37 minutes ago, brutal said:

(are they the curse?).

Please remember your Radical Optimism!!!

 

 

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Not many refugees since my cvntry is xenophobic to foreigners, especially the ones from the cvntryside. 

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Everyone has their second favourites. I think they'll progressively become more vocal about stanning their second favourite, and Katy will drop down a few notches.

 

The first artist I ever stanned was Britney, but I abandoned ship for obvious reasons. Unless they're diehard stans with Twitter accounts dedicated to documenting her career, they're just start stanning their #2 faves more.
 

I feel like we're already starting to see that happen.

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1 hour ago, brutal said:

I mean they ran to Dua Lipa during FN but even she ended up flopping (are they the curse?).

they ran to chappell roan and now she's digging her own grave too lol 

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Nope, there will be no reduction in lashings or mercy. We will continue to rip every shred of hair on their heads

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Where can I apply for this? I need protection asap.

Mods please dm if I qualify for this. Thank you!!

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They're eating the Kats...:jonny5:

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Trivializing and mocking actual asylum seekers or war victim's experiences to try and be funny in a thread ain't it :biblio:

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yeah, glad I jumped ship during womyn's world and the initial dr. Luke lashings - just heard the album, and there's not even a so-bad-it's-good song to cling to. the material is beyond salvaging. She needs to either leave the music industry or do a complete head-to-toe reassessment of her career and her moral choices before I would ever consider stanning that lady again. Repulsive. 

 

For fellow rats, have you tried the Charli XCX or the Sabrina? :clap3: 

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