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I'm at the gym and as soon as Woman's World started playing, all 37 patrons exited the premises in an orderly single file line. I fear Katy's crown has officially slipped. Why aren't the public responding to the album positively? It's not like the average listener is aware of the Luke controversy, they barely know producers as it is. What's the tea ATRL?

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Those might be the worst songs ever produced by Katy Perry

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Too small to penetrate the GP. 1.43cm is practically a micropenis :'( 

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Just now, Strawberry Bubble said:

Those might be the worst songs ever produced by Katy Perry

Oh, she didn't produce them, nevermind. Those might be the worst songs ever produced by Dr. Luke.

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They wore ear condoms this time 

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Maybe because it isn't a hot guy or the holes were shut off this time

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The holes
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That shite sucks

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Well Womans World is a terrible song and also no one wants to a Womens world not even women to start....

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I fear the only person getting penetrated by 143 is Alfred :giraffe:

 

The rest of us have shipped it back!

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

I fear the only person getting penetrated by 143 is Alfred :giraffe:

 

The rest of us have shipped it back!

Girl who tf is Alfred 

 

:suburban: 

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The GP's hole is an exit not an entrance

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The room was shaking and everyone left for safety!

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Not enough power

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It was too big for the GP to take:giraffe:

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Even if she didn't work with Dr. Luke she'd be in the same boat. It's not who she works with it's her image, brand, sound and person that has become boring and irrelevant. If you want dance pop you go Dua Lipa or Charli XCX, if you want sweet and sexy pop you go Sabrina or Ariana. There's just no place for her anymore, there are newer and more interesting names in the industry. She's been replaced. 

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Apparently, the problem is not the album, but Katy Perry herself. 

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15 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Girl who tf is Alfred 

 

:suburban: 

oh girl are you not up on the "I want Dr Luke to **** me as a playlist of his hits plays" lore? 

 

Let me see if I can find the posts in HQ from when he flamed out and got banned, but he was a huge Kim fan who was like... secretly (but not secretly) a Luke supporter who would ALWAYS drag Kesha just a little too hard... 

 

:suburban:

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42 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Girl who tf is Alfred 

 

:suburban: 

@Alfred

The avi and the BANNED tag might say it all s:wan:

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1 minute ago, BrokenMachine said:

@Alfred

 

The avi and the BANNED tag might say it all s:wan:

I forgot he'd changed to that avi by the end :deadbanana4:

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4 minutes ago, BrokenMachine said:

@Alfred

 

The avi and the BANNED tag might say it all s:wan:

The jokes write themselves :deadbanana4: 

 

DESERVED! 

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Limp d*ck album. Pushing rope. Etc etc.

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51 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

I fear the only person getting penetrated by 143 is Alfred :giraffe:

OMG :ahh::ahh::ahh:

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Press play and you will find out

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1 minute ago, Sugden said:

Press play and you will find out

I'm cackling. :rip:

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