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Honestly Smile being better than this album is insane 

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At this point she must have threaten to sue if they review

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4 minutes ago, Vrx. said:

Honestly Smile being better than this album is insane 

Smile at least had a widely acclaimed single tacked on, 143... 

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Good evening! I heard there was a party in here?? :gaycat4:

 

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this album isn't bad after all. Tracks from no.5 to no.10 are good. ALL THE LOVE/NIRVANA/ARTIFICIAL are trinity

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News Australianegative

 

Katy Perry's new album commits the ultimate pop sin – it's boring

 

Katy Perry's comeback album 143 arrives today amid an avalanche of bad press. Somehow, it's even worse than expected.

 

The truth – and it may hurt – is that there's nothing here that could help salvage 143, an album that feels dead on arrival.

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2 hours ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Review: Katy Perry's new album commits the ultimate pop sin – it's boring
Katy Perry's comeback album 143 arrives today amid an avalanche of bad press. Somehow, it's even worse than expected. [...]
"I wanna know the truth, even if it hurt, hurts me," Perry sings, over and over again, on the album's dreary penultimate track, Truth. The truth – and it may hurt – is that there's nothing here that could help salvage 143, an album that feels dead on arrival.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/review-katy-perrys-new-album-commits-the-ultimate-pop-sin-its-boring/news-story/64f036f2bc3d3da76aea80b0bc75d89e

All you have to do is take a look at the picture of the guy that wrote that review to know that he's not the type of guy that would like any Katy Perry album. 

 

I wouldn't take that old hag seriously. 

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Can we start getting relevant reviews? Ready for the mess :gaycat2:

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At some point, I doubt she will gain more than 3 reviews.

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5 minutes ago, Bends said:

At some point, I doubt she will gain more than 3 reviews.

lucky for her

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I tried to dance in lecherous underwear to "Nirvana" for my boyfriend, he fell asleep at first, and then told me to stop being an idiot and turn off this nonsense.

 

UPD: wrong thread. :skull:

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6 minutes ago, Bends said:

At some point, I doubt she will gain more than 3 reviews.

:skull:

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14 minutes ago, truth-over-factz said:

All you have to do is take a look at the picture of the guy that wrote that review to know that he's not the type of guy that would like any Katy Perry album. 

 

I wouldn't take that old hag seriously. 

And what "type of guy" is he? 

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Just now, cyberraga said:

And what "type of guy" is he? 

He definitely won't agree to wash the kitchen floors for free BJ.

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26 minutes ago, truth-over-factz said:

All you have to do is take a look at the picture of the guy that wrote that review to know that he's not the type of guy that would like any Katy Perry album. 

 

I wouldn't take that old hag seriously. 

Well I took a good look at him and, ma'am, if he's an old hag then what the hell are the Katy Kats? Ancient relics and lost artifacts? I mean, come on now:celestial5:

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It is strange there aren't like 15 reviews already. I guess this thread is a flop too.

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Damn I thought the pannings had already begun but skimming the thread and looks like the party is starting a little late.

 

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Anyways, I'm here! Picked the perfect outfit. Red for all the historic pannings with a hint of funeral couture. Let me gently saunter towards my seat to watch this momentous occasion unfold. :ryan3:

 

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Maybe this album can lowkey receive a good overall score for being cohesive. It's actually hard for an album to be cohesively bad from start to finish. Even Smile has 1-2 or 3 decent to good song. It's actually not easy to think of an album that has 0 good song but somehow 143 managed to achieve that. :clap3:

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oh, this is going to be fun. 

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I'm sensing another Yellow or Red album on Metacritic

 

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ok she def threatened to sue them critics lol

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well at this point the critics got deeply offended by the they don't make statues shirt and decided not to review anything. ctfu. her mind tho 

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i'm predicting a 43

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