Blackout2006 Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Glad I distanced myself from being a KatyCat before this raging chaos unfurled
Bewitched Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Quote I'll spare you any more lyrical quotations except to point out that the best Perry can do in "Artificial," which wants to make some kind of point about the encroachments of technology, is to describe herself as "a prisoner in your prison." A prisoner — in your prison. 6
Hunter_13 Posted September 21 Posted September 21 I didn't think it'd get even worse than earlier oh my
aesthetic bih Posted September 21 Posted September 21 47 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said: WARNING TO ATRL USERS: Listening to critically panned album 143 by previously successful pop recording artist Katherine Hudson (aka. Katy Perry) has been linked to an increase in ear infections. It's theorezied that such abysmal pop music leads to a floppage buildup in the middle ear and chart blockage to the Eustachian tube. The only cure as of now is to stream Die With a Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars as to successfully reintroduce TABS into the ear canal. 🚨STREAM DIE WITH A SMILE BY LADY GAGA AND BRUNO MARS🚨 Oh wow! Just tried it and it works! Just as effective as Nurtec when I have a migraine! 👍 1 3
Edonis Posted September 21 Posted September 21 51 members browsing - that's 16 members more than her MC score 4
Uncatena Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Waking up to this thread having 83 pages and the score dropping even more The fact that Metacritic is displaying the K-Fed album next to it on the music homepage is so shady omfg
STMG23 Posted September 21 Posted September 21 1 hour ago, Bends said: I just woke up and it's dropped to 35. Gets a laugh. 1 hour ago, Bends said: I just woke up and it's dropped to 35. Gets a love. 1
STMG23 Posted September 21 Posted September 21 1 hour ago, Bends said: I just woke up and it's dropped to 35. Gets a laugh. 1 hour ago, Bends said: I just woke up and it's dropped to 35. Gets a love.
Bends Posted September 21 Author Posted September 21 1 minute ago, Uncatena said: Waking up to this thread having 83 pages and the score dropping even more The fact that Metacritic is displaying the K-Fed album next to it on the music homepage is so shady omfg It will drop more since the most "valuable for MC score" editorials still haven't published reviews (Allmusic, Pitchfork, etc). 1 1
anastaciabby Posted September 21 Posted September 21 (edited) as an (almost) all music lover, I hate pitchfork but they're funny sometimes and my favorite part is when the gay intern writes a glowing review and the score is a 0-4 Edited September 21 by anastaciabby
Funnyfatty Posted September 21 Posted September 21 1 hour ago, EnigmaticAndroid said: WARNING TO ATRL USERS: Listening to critically panned album 143 by previously successful pop recording artist Katherine Hudson (aka. Katy Perry) has been linked to an increase in ear infections. It's theorezied that such abysmal pop music leads to a floppage buildup in the middle ear and chart blockage to the Eustachian tube. The only cure as of now is to stream Die With a Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars as to successfully reintroduce TABS into the ear canal. 🚨STREAM DIE WITH A SMILE BY LADY GAGA AND BRUNO MARS🚨 First of all, this is a LIE. The biggest katy hater here is me. This research is FALSE because in order to do a scientific research, you need participants. Do we have participants who listened to this album? The numbers DONT say so. Spoiler But i can say that the Lady Gaga part might be true because MILLIONS OF PEOPLE have heard the song and LISTENED to it by their own will. HAH! 1
Bends Posted September 21 Author Posted September 21 On positive note, her album debuts No. 7 based on first-day stats. Fastest result in a decade.
Soda Pop Queen Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Bruh, not a 35. That's her lowest scored album yet and the other albums, regardless of big hits, already had mid-bad reviews Katy gon' forever be panned.
OnlyManInTheWorld Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Just because it's over, does mean it's really over this time
NoOneDiesFromLove Posted September 21 Posted September 21 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Bends said: 1st day: 40 2nd day: 38 3rd day: 35 These could amount to 143 on the fourth day if it drops down to 30 Edited September 21 by NoOneDiesFromLove 3
AshleyLovescats887 Posted September 21 Posted September 21 4 minutes ago, NoOneDiesFromLove said: These could amount to 143 on the fourth day if it drops down to 30 Let's make it happen! 2
Uncatena Posted September 21 Posted September 21 44 minutes ago, Bends said: It will drop more since the most "valuable for MC score" editorials still haven't published reviews (Allmusic, Pitchfork, etc). the pitchfork review (if it comes and lbr it will, they hate to miss a chance to give a sub 5.0 score) will be ruthless
Bewitched Posted September 21 Posted September 21 She might as well move to Brazil and learn Portuguese lol any Brazilian users here that can let us know how the reviews for 143 are over there?
Komet Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Not me waking up to the 35 score and 35 new pages of lashings 12
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