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1 minute ago, JennyWayne said:

I remember most people gagging when TTPD got some mixed reviews

 

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Jesus... the overall reviews were rather great... that album got better reviews than any album released by my faves Britney and Xtina. :dies:

 

Party on girlies, but proceed with caution.

 

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Posted
Just now, Sugden said:

Where is this one from omg

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12 minutes ago, ChooseyLover said:

Hopefully we can discuss the music and the reviews this time instead of just spamming gifs. There's a lot to unpack actually and I don't think we've quite done it :rip:

I tried to give a critique in the album thread but Kat's coping skills were already being challenged.

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, MonsterNavy said:

Katy Perry as an invasive species pushing into environments where she doesn't belong, namely the 2020s.

 

this is the most savage drag so far asdfghjkl;

 

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the Slate review OH MY GOD 

 

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4 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

Katy Perry as an invasive species pushing into environments where she doesn't belong, namely the 2020s.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, ChooseyLover said:

Damn y'all don't know how to behave. :toofunny2: Were Metacritic threads of MPGs this chaotic before? And they remained open? I'm curious as a newbie.

I mean, this is historic. It has been a very long time since a pop album reached a low this low when it comes to critics :deadbanana2:

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@op we need to edit the title to 39, miss katy needs every point she can get

 

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Spicy Pisces said:

I tried to give a critique in the album thread but Kat's coping skills were already being challenged.

 

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It's a bad album and I agree with its current metacritic score. For me, it's not a 0/10 and I think the discourse should be more nuanced. :ryan3:

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If someone told me that 2024 would be like this back in 2014, I wouldnt have believed them :skull: I mean how could she manage to come from Dark Horse / Roar to this :skull: it's unfathomable. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Sugden said:

So I think it's time to call it: I doubt Katy Perry is ever coming back as a hitmaker. Only as a nostalgia act. And unlike Swift or Gaga, she doesn't seem set to transition to any other major musical mode. Maybe children's entertainer

 

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I think that's the biggest issue. Katy has shown hints of trying other styles of pop on earlier albums but she's never committed. Every time she comes back, it's to make trivial, one-note pop/dance music, and it's getting worse every time. She should be trying to make songs more along the lines of like....Spiritual right now. Something that demonstrates SOME growth.

 

I think she's run out of chances at this point. She will always just be that woman who briefly dominated pop in the early 2010s. And that's it.

Posted
2 minutes ago, fa77ot said:

All the songs on Katy Perry's disaster new album 143, ranked from bad to even worse

Ahh, 143. A terrible album we knew would be terrible from that fateful day Katy Perry posted the first Woman's World snippet on TikTok. When the world was perched for a Katy Perry comeback – a juicy taste of the glory days – we were smacked with a song that someone TikTok described as "something I'd make up in 10 seconds to sing to my cat". From there, it has been a steady decent into the kind of disaster sitcom writers dream of – most hilariously being a legal dispute after Perry got branded the destroyer of the dunes of S'Espalmador. But now the 143 album is here – did Katy Perry fumble the bag as hard as we braced ourselves for? Yes. She did. Here's all the songs from Katy Perry 143, ranked from bad to abysmal.

 

https://thetab.com/uk/2024/09/20/all-the-songs-on-katy-perrys-disaster-new-album-143-ranked-from-bad-to-even-worse-387920

 

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Oh my GOD- :hoetenks:

Posted
18 minutes ago, ChooseyLover said:

Hopefully we can discuss the music and the reviews this time instead of just spamming gifs. There's a lot to unpack actually and I don't think we've quite done it :rip:

I already did some of it in the first hours. If you have something to say, you can post it :bird:

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Posted
2 hours ago, mercurialworld said:

so when exactly is pitchfork's review coming out? 

 

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2 hours ago, Imagine Dragon said:

Imagine if Pitchfork gives a high score just so they can be different from the others. :ahh:

21 minutes ago, TomTom said:

Pitchfork :WAP:

For Friday releases they usually get their reviews out on Monday so expect that. What they do post every Friday though, is a list of "Albums You Should Listen to Now", and 143 isn't there so get ready for the explosive kii they're cooking up

 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

I could quote that Slate review for days :deadbanana4:

 

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The invasive species one jhgffhj

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, duybeeGAshantiGA said:

If someone told me that 2024 would be like this back in 2014, I wouldnt have believed them :skull: I mean how could she manage to come from Dark Horse / Roar to this :skull: it's unfathomable. 

i've always known she was gonna end up like this since part of me tbh

 

and with prism - seeing she just replicated teenage dream 

cali girls - birthday

et - dark horse

firework - roar

 

and her album tracks since td always serving faceless, uninspired, boring monotone filler messes I always knew she was doomed

 

 

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5 minutes ago, fa77ot said:

All the songs on Katy Perry's disaster new album 143, ranked from bad to even worse

Ahh, 143. A terrible album we knew would be terrible from that fateful day Katy Perry posted the first Woman's World snippet on TikTok. When the world was perched for a Katy Perry comeback – a juicy taste of the glory days – we were smacked with a song that someone TikTok described as "something I'd make up in 10 seconds to sing to my cat". From there, it has been a steady decent into the kind of disaster sitcom writers dream of – most hilariously being a legal dispute after Perry got branded the destroyer of the dunes of S'Espalmador. But now the 143 album is here – did Katy Perry fumble the bag as hard as we braced ourselves for? Yes. She did. Here's all the songs from Katy Perry 143, ranked from bad to abysmal.

 

https://thetab.com/uk/2024/09/20/all-the-songs-on-katy-perrys-disaster-new-album-143-ranked-from-bad-to-even-worse-387920

 

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They really said

 

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:ahh:

 

Someone please print this thread before the servers break this site definitely. 

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