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welp, it was peaceful while it lasted

 

atrl shes all yours

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Posted
3 minutes ago, sweetsexysavage said:

Which reviews are we most expecting?

Pitchfork :WAP:

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3 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

It didn't help that TikTokers noticed similarities between Perry's declarations of "sexy, confident, so intelligent" and a joke song that people sing to their dogs.

 

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this is just vile

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1 minute ago, KillingYourCareer said:

You couldn't even think of 9 remaining fans if you tagged me :rip:

the state of her fanbase...

 

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1 minute ago, TayDuaStan said:

This lashing by the Slate:

It could be a useful record if you have half an hour or so of dishwashing to do. My kitchen is somewhat cleaner this morning.

 

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You can tell they're just letting it out on her after writing countless panegyrics for albums they're expected to like. If I were a critic I'd jump from joy at the thought of a Katy Perry album to review just to let out my creativity :ahh:

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Honestly it needs to be 25 or something :clack:

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Eagerly awaiting the Pitchfork review debut

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Perry, meanwhile, is still trying to recover from a series of dud albums and a palpable lack of any real hits since 2013's trap-infused "Dark Horse". " — The Independent

SCREAMING :toofunny2:

 

- Birthday: 17
- This Is How We Do: 24
- Rise: 11-43
- Chained to the Rhythm (feat. Skip Marley): 4-8-12
- Bon Appétit (feat. Migos): 59
- Swish Swish (feat. Nicki Minaj): 46
- Save as Draft: OUT
- Hey Hey Hey: OUT
- Cozy Little Christmas: 53
- 365 (with Zedd): 86-OUT
- Con Calma (Remix) [with Daddy Yankee & Snow]: 22
- Never Really Over: 15-28
- Small Talk: 81-OUT
- Harleys in Hawaii: OUT
- Never Worn White: OUT
- Daisies: 40-79
- Smile: OUT-OUT
- Not the End of the World: OUT-OUT
- Electric (from "Pokémon 25: The Album"): OUT-OUT-OUT
- When I'm Gone (with Alesso): OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-97-OUT-90-91-100-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT

- Where We Started (with Thomas Rett): OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT

- Dr. Luke's Woman's World: 63-OUT

- Dr. Luke's Lifetimes: OUT-OUT

- Dr. Luke's I'm His, He's Mine (feat. Doechii): OUT-OUT

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Hey there. :fan:

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Just now, RideOrDie said:

the state of her fanbase...

 

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I have very little sympathy for people who bring misery upon themselves. I just can't feel sorry for her. The album is offensive for her fans, a friend of mine said, and I couldn't agree more. :michael:

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We are back at it again :skull:

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pitchfork already had that 143 review ready since woman's world who are they kidding

 

just post it already

 

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Can it go back to 38 my god?! 
 

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The way I really thought this would be her year when i saw she was leaving American idol.

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let's paint the town red girlies

 

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Panning aside, she's lucky the album is also bombing commercially cause most people wont notice this disaster of a comeback 

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14 minutes ago, Roberto said:

At some point we will get to 100 pages and it would be impossible to match the score anymore. :suburban:

It'll be impossible to match the score past page 42 :ryan3:

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

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Eagerly awaiting the Pitchfork review debut

Period! Wearing red to this event as well!

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Hopefully we can discuss the music and the reviews this time instead of just spamming gifs. There's a lot to unpack actually and I don't think we've quite done it :rip:

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I don't even need to wear a red dress. I'm red from the second-hand embarrassment. :rip:

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I'm honestly not accustomed to a high-level pop album being this genuinely bad. Mediocre? Off-base? Sure, that happens. But I don't think 143 would seem impressive coming from a random upstart, let alone a onetime member of the pop pantheon. It takes a village of highly paid idiots to fail this completely, and not all of them are even accused sexual predators.

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3 minutes ago, Ryan said:

Warning everyone who gave this a thumbs down :fan:

just removed my down vote, king

 

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