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15 minutes ago, Komet said:

I'm not expecting as hard lashings as yall are, imo most are prob gonna give a lil courteous 2.5-3 out of 5 review and MC will end up in 50s like Smile.

 

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This is definitely coming for a lower MC score than Justin Timberlake's last album (51). Lower those expectations

 

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I'm predicting 1 very generous score of 43

 

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43 is my perdition 

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Yea I feel like this will range from 30-40 on metacritic

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23 minutes ago, BlackAura said:

I predict 52.

She will be lucky to get a 40

 

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2 minutes ago, Tiara said:

I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.

 

Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Chappell Roan avatars and tributes to "Brat" in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Katy" - that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Katy's. "But I know Katy! Witness was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Katy, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.

 

The Katy of "143" is Katy as Katy is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then AI generated, then robotic. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's Katheryn Hudson. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.

 

This is the probably purest attempt Katy has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.

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I love reading the classics!

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I didn't know it was a meme, keep dragging katy, never mind me :ryan3:

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5 minutes ago, Tiara said:

"But I know Katy! Witness was the first album I bought!"

Who exactly :deadbanana4:

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Perched 

 

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31 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

SPUTNIK IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE

THEY PANNED NFR

 

You're right. Pitchforks review will be MUCH better. 

 

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I'm a little late to the whacking party but I'm here now

 

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The review in the OP is a USER review, be serious…

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Tell me, tell me...

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53 minutes ago, Bends said:

SputnikMusic: 1 out 5

54 minutes ago, Bends said:

PopMatters: mixed

Oh here we go! Off to a good start

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that popmatters review was way too nice

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1 minute ago, Sugden said:

that popmatters review was way too nice

oh its not an actual review 

makes sense

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I have arrived at the function. Note the red details!

 

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