base talk Come up with a PR reason why Katy is working with Dr. Luke

[Bends]

Obviously, this decision cannot be justified, but Katy is in a position where she needs to give a rational explanation.

 

I was able to come up with this:

 

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"I wrote "Woman's World", a song about women's rights, but he was the only producer from my discography who was able to produce it. The others refused."

 

[The_Bling]

"For years I've been told my career just couldn't sink any lower. Well, I am here to prove my haters WRONG!"

[Bends]

2 minutes ago, The_Bling said:

"For years I've been told my career just couldn't sink any lower. Well, I am here to prove my haters WRONG!"

"I started working on this album back in the days of Teenage Dream, so it was stupid to cancel everything."

[AshleyLovescats887]

"Orlando said that if I don't have the Doctor producer on my album, he will not promote it with his nudes so I had to decide a wise choice."

[The_Bling]

3 minutes ago, Bends said:

"I started working on this album back in the days of Teenage Dream, so it was stupid to cancel everything."

"It really was the plan all along, for Teenage Dream to turn into Midlife Crisis Nightmare. Well, guys, it's finally here - hope you guys enjoy it "

Edited September 4 by The_Bling

[Gelato]

The decision is completely repugnant and there's no way of painting it in a good light. All she can say is the truth: her career took a nosedive post-PRISM, she had success when she worked with Luke previously, and she wanted to recreate that success.

Edited September 4 by Gelato

[brokee]

"I saw he was doing his dishes once which made me happy because in society it is labeled as a woman's duty to do it so a man doing these dishes made me realize that he is the perfect candidate for my single that is also about women empowerment so I choose him to produce the song" 

[West Coast]

I couldn't come up with anything so I asked my customized chatGPT to think for me and this is what it said

 

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Katy's always been about empowering herself while empowering others! So, her decision to collaborate with Dr. Luke ain't about endorsing that patriarchal man-hoarding garbage. It's about reclaiming agency and flipping the script. You know, flipping that man's pervy ass inside out, leaving him all shook and checking his ass for remnants of Katy's massive claws. Now, that's my take, and I'm sticking to it. So, hit the road and spread the word, folks! Katy's got her middle fingers up to the haters. She don't knead no validation from the peanut gallery!

[Mocha]

she is dyslexic and meant to hire Dr. Dre but when she got into the studio with REDACTED the paperwork had already been done

[Mordecai]

What I don't get is that before 143, everyone was saying that Katy needed to go back to Dr Luke for success and that she was 'nothing' without him

 

She does exactly that and she gets dragged to hell and back for it (not me condoning it btw, just saying that was a large sentiment being held)

 

Makes me wonder if she'd gotten the same reception if the music actually was good

[Mr. Stratus]

Katy why did you work with Dr.Luke?
 

'This is my story as a woman, creating a child. And saying I created that!'

 

[Kimmo]

We didn't know it was Luke, the whole time we thought it was Taylor Swift producing until he removed his mask…

[alexrex]

"I secretly made a deal with Kesha to make horrible music with Dr Luke, so that we would end his career for good and discredit him as a mainstream producer.

I also ended my career to make a point about feminism."  

Edited September 4 by alexrex

[Schami66]

I was so inspired by his recent productions for Kim Petras and Doja Cat and we look back on so many shared successes... It was really important for me to work with Lukasz again. 

[Archetype]

"Knowingly working with a r*pist and subjugating him to produce an album for me was my way of taking back power for women and victims everywhere.  It's about giving control and power back to the victims."

[Solaria]

There isn't one and any good publicist will tell you tell that. She can't play the 'he was proven innocent' card because people don't buy into that.

[RideOrDie]

cause i'm a CLOWN with no morals who can't get a hit or make good music, so i ran back to the only person who i thought had a tiny bit of chance to save my career

 

 

Edited September 4 by RideOrDie

[Bosque]

It's her contribution to rehabilitating felons by giving them gainful employment 

[NextBish90]

11 minutes ago, alexrex said:

"I secretly made a deal with Kesha to make horrible music with Dr Luke, so that we would end his career for good and discredit him as a mainstream producer.

I also ended my career to make a point about feminism."  

That's good though.

[Virgos Groove]

15 minutes ago, Mordecai said:

What I don't get is that before 143, everyone was saying that Katy needed to go back to Dr Luke for success and that she was 'nothing' without him

This is not true.  Some people were saying that. And now those folks are defending her decision.

 

Plenty of us have been saying for years that returning to Dr. Luke would be a disaster.

[getBusy]

"I'm pro-choice, which means i can choose to work with a ******"

 

[smartalek22]

just claim its a contractual obligation

[no_better]

"It's a post-post-modernist take on meta-irony through which the symbolic system as we know it collapses"

[Teen Spirit]

34 minutes ago, Mocha said:

she is dyslexic and meant to hire Dr. Dre but when she got into the studio with REDACTED the paperwork had already been done

Dr Dre is just as bad as Luke 🫢

[STMG23]

"This is the time to be open and honest to my fans and the public: I am an alien, "E.T. (feat. Kanye West" was my first try to break it to you and obviously human morals are a total mystery to me. Stream 143, out Sept. 20th on planet eart, out right now on planet unothered, my home planet. Peace out."

 

Edited September 4 by STMG23