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Let's discuss. 

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Wanted to make a joke about a horse but... nvm :rip:

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Golden retriever. Big, lovable, kind, and a little slow :foot:

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5 minutes ago, illia said:

Wanted to make a joke about a horse but... nvm :rip:

What's your exes number?

 

:khalyan:

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A raccoon because they ended up in the trash where they belong

 

:ryan3:

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That dog they tried to pass as a lion in China at that zoo.

 

Trying desperately to be something he'll never be.

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A raccoon because they ended up in the trash where they belong

 

:ryan3:

Humans are working TIRELESSLY to domesticate them! Thank you for your scientific contributions :clap3: 

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A sloth

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They're the albatross.

 

Because they were here to destroy me.

 

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Blue whale.

 

IYKYK.

:gaycatina1:

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A cat 

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A snake.

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A parasite

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44 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

Blue whale.

 

IYKYK.

:gaycatina1:

:fountain:

 

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A dirty, smelly, haggard rat monkey because he's a slimy snake.

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whatever animal is thought to be ungrateful. a cat?

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Comparing assholes to animals is so stupid. Animals are actually better than us.

 

/end thread

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42 minutes ago, Lüwís said:

A dirty, smelly, haggard rat monkey because he's a slimy snake.

I can tell you loved each other very much :eatpopcorn:

 

jk, drag that haggard rat monkey. :nicole:

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52 minutes ago, motherfossora said:

 

:fountain:

 

Used to be me every Friday night:jonny6:

 

Let me stop before I end up replying to his text.

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17 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

Used to be me every Friday night:jonny6:

 

Let me stop before I end up replying to his text.

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It's ok you can just send him my number 

 

:khalyan:

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a cockroach 

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An otter, literally

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1 hour ago, Princess Aurora said:

A cat 

karma is a cat

purring in my lap cause it loves me :gaycat2:

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