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If pop girls had superpowers?


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Sky Ferreira - Invisibility 

Cher - Immortality

Cupcakke - Hydrokinesis 


Others?

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Taylor Swift - Whiteness

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Rihanna - Killing everyone who mentions R9

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Ariana Grande - she would have Atom Eve's powers iykyk

 

Taylor Swift - a shapeshift, but only shifts into cold blooded animals

 

Doja Cat -  can grow her nails long like wolverine

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Katy Perry - the creator of the Witness Syndrome, can cause failure and witnessinity

 

Azealia Banks - her words can actually kill

 

Florence + The Machine & Lana Del Rey  - witchcraft but i think they already have this power

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Lana- Teleporting to any aged care of her liking. 

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Gaga - Shapeshifting

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Lorde — mother nature

 

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Shawn Mendes - Being able to be fully cleaned out with the flick of a finger. 

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4 minutes ago, SweetOreosOfHeaven said:

Gaga - Shapeshifting

That's Ariana

 

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X-Tina would have the superpower to be able to disappear !

 

 

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Wait - :psyduck:

 

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Lady Gaga would be like Miquella from Elden Ring with all her kindness punk shenanigans 

 

 

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H.E.R. - illuminati princess, can fraud her way into big events, throws punches with her oscar and grammys

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If Taylor Swift had superpowers, she'd probably have a trifecta of abilities that perfectly reflect her more notorious traits. First, she'd have the "Golden Touch," turning everything she comes into contact with into cold, hard cash—because, you know, why settle for millions when you can have billions? Her second power would be "Insta-Rival," allowing her to instantly create drama with any woman she perceives as a threat, ensuring she's always the center of attention. And finally, she'd have "Carbon Footprint Stomp," the ability to single-handedly accelerate climate change by summoning private jets at will, just to make sure she never misses a photo op.

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Shakira would be Nature-Elements-Control with her hips :gaycat4:

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Gonna get you with my electronic, supersonic rocket

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Dua Lipa - Levitating

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2 hours ago, AvadaKedavra said:

Shakira would be Nature-Elements-Control with her hips :gaycat4:

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This makes total sense tbh hahaha

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Beyoncé already released Superpower 

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Gaga will bore you to death talking about how everything she does is art

 

Taylor super power is like tony stark's. It's money. She takes white girls money to build an empire that can destroy what she wants.

 

Charli can collects other girl's powers and use them for her own benefit.

 

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MARINA - The power of being so offended by everything that she makes you feel so bad you end up literally dying. (She already has that power).

Charli - The power of expelling a poppers scent from her, so bad that it gets you high even if you're miles away and you inevitably go and stream her music.

Ariana -  The power of singing so high and loud she deafens you even if you're miles away.

Britney - The power of giving you cramps by her dance movements.

Gaga - The power of making you gay by listening to her music. (She already has that power as well).

 

 

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3 hours ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

Lorde — mother nature

 

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Didn't you mean Solar Power? :celestial:

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1 hour ago, dopamina said:

Gonna get you with my electronic, supersonic rocket

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You forgot the "ey" at the end.

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11 minutes ago, Mephisto said:

Didn't you mean Solar Power? :celestial:

it's included in nature :smiley:

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