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Why do straights love Ryan Reynolds?


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He's essentially the male equivalent of a cool soccer mom which isn't the worst thing, but he completely lacks edge. Not too bad as a coworker, but you wouldn't want him in you private life. He probably listens to Swift too which obviously points have to be deducted for.

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10 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

Hes giving Golden Retriever energy

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he's got the right balance of handsome and palatable. handsome with nice brown eyes that make him seem extremely approachable, and palatable but STILL able to pull off the Deadpool queer-affixed humor

 

he's got Mr. Peanutbutter teas, but he's obviously a better person/not a groomer the way Mr. Peanutbutter was. he's like all of Mr. Peanutbutter's best qualities mixed with one or two of Mac from It's Always Sunny's more palatable humorous qualities mixed with a little bit of Janet from The Good Place lol. he'd be a hit at college parties

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Cos he's both attractive and funny (sometimes annoying) which is a rare combo

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Because he's these tired ass gifs in human form and straight love this kind of "humour": 

 

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Also, he constantly makes fun of gays behaviour/queer culture and that sells. 

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He has a "dad aura" and is conventionally attractive so why wouldn't they?

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Gay people are so pretentious, hint at this thread. No wonder everyone hating us now! 
 

Ryan Reynold is like so likable, funny and F***able yet the gays r still finding something to complain about! 

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Because he is kinda gay. But in a str8 way IDK if it makes sense.

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Let people enjoy things. 

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He's relatable and funny, and you can imagine in a social setting he gets on with everyone he meets. Those are the kind of guys straight men flock to

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1 hour ago, Alaska. said:

It's the same way straights don't understand why yall gag over popgirls in leotards singing over dance beats

 

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Lipsynching off key over dance beats*   :clack:

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The obsession with straight men needs to be studied unless they support Andrew Tate/Elon Musk types why do you guys are offended about the fact they support straight male celebrities. :rip:

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there aren't many great actors these day but he's one of them, he can do well in every genre, hope this helps

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he's a birther, the straight go crazy for them 

 

has like 4 kids with poor woman doesn't he?

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To the users saying: "the same way y'all f*gs Stan popgirls :oxygen2:"

 

…do you know where you are? 

 

 

 

 

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Outside of Deadpool, he's not really celebrated. 

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he's charming and endearing, also likable and attractive

 

nuff said

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Gays literally stan random women from 20-year-old reality TV shows...

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He is not funny. I can't stand him. :clack:

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The straights got it right with him tbh

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Well they do dumb and crazy things and love lots of goofy stuff. Even Commit all those crimes. Convicted. 

They only know themselves. 

 

 

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he is normal

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I don't like Madonna.

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In conclusion 

 

he's basically the Taylor Swift for white wonen? 

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