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Which popgirl do you think JD Vance secretly gets down to behind closed doors?


Bitter Aging Twink

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Donald Trump's pick for vice president, JD Vance, has been spewing a lot of misogynistic and homophobic rhetoric over the past few weeks.  He's been trying his best to appeal to incompetent, straight white men and it's getting embarrassing.  I have a gut feeling he's compensating for something. :coffee2: Every man (gay or straight) has a feminine side, whether they want to admit it or not.  When JD Vance is home alone and no one is watching, I bet he likes to queen out in his bedroom and sing along to the popgirls using his wife's hairbrush.  The thing I can't decipher, though, is which of the popgirls he most enjoys listening to? And that's why I need your help. Which popgirl do you think is JD Vance's guilty pleasure? Discuss

 

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All of them

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Gaga obviously 

born this way on repeat

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27 minutes ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

JD Vance has been spewing a lot of misogynistic and homophobic rhetoric 

For me, it's the fact that he's wearing heavy eyeliner while spewing all this hate :bibliahh: You can just look at him and spot the hypocrisy, I know his Grindr was blowing up during the convention!!!  On behalf of all Maxipads, we do NOT claim this weird man.

 

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15 minutes ago, shookspeare said:

ava max

The way Ava Max ended the far-right in the Netherlands a few years ago :-*

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1 minute ago, Reginald said:

 

For me, it's the fact that he's wearing heavy eyeliner while spewing all this hate :bibliahh: You can just look at him and spot the hypocrisy, I know his Grindr was blowing up during the convention!!! 

 

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WAIT this is him????? The guy saying all that b.s is this eyeliner homosexual!?!?!? I CANNOT :ahh: 

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1 minute ago, Cheers said:

WAIT this is him????? The guy saying all that b.s is this eyeliner homosexual!?!?!? I CANNOT :ahh: 

Looking like someone's aunt who had a tough middle age :bibliahh:

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given his age, probably one of the late-90s/early-2000s girls 

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Katy Perry

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40 minutes ago, shookspeare said:

ava max

Do you ever feel like a misfit?
Everything inside you is dark and twisted
Oh, but it's okay to be different
'Cause baby, so am I

 

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maybe he'll spin Blackout or Artpop on occasion, but I feel like deep down he's more of a Deafheaven hunty 

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On blast from a bluetooth speaker at 100% volume in front of a printed poster of his Presidential running mate, taped to a wall.

 

9 times a day.

 

 

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39 minutes ago, Hunter_13 said:

Katy Perry

Sexy, confident

So intelligent

 

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He has a Katy stan or Xtina stan vibe to him idk

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Katy

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Katy Perry without doubt

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