Strawberry Bubble Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Discuss and keep it cute, only light shade is permitted in this post.
bielneira Posted July 10 Posted July 10 What PR team? Sometimes I feel like Lorde doesn't have one. 4
Strawberry Bubble Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, bielneira said: What PR team? Sometimes I feel like Lorde doesn't have one. crickets
Brikenbur Posted July 10 Posted July 10 (edited) WHERE ARE THE VISUALS?! WHERE IS RWT ON STREAMING?! WHERE IS BEYONCÉ?! Edited July 10 by Brikenbur 2 1
Zachbbs Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Please promote Mariah Carey more. She needs to surpass The Beatles in number 1 hits, she just has to defeat the evil. 3
.Odyssey. Posted July 10 Posted July 10 "I want to call it Hard Candy" "...Madonna..." "You know, because I'm sticky and sweet, but I'm also hard" "Why don't we go with the original theme we did? In fact, a lot of your fans love the idea of more dance music, and the Pet Shop Boys would make a great collab --" "Candy Shop could be a fun first single. That was a hit for 50 Cent too." "Absolutely not, we're not budging from the first single. We're going with the Justin Timberlake and -- " "M Dolla" "Excuse me?" "M Dolla. The Justin Timberlake and M Dolla single" "I....why don't you sleep on this, and we'll come back tomorrow to discuss? There's a lot riding on this album, and you could have another peak after Confessions if you play your cards right with your core fanbase" "The kids" "What kids?" "The kids. My fanbase. They love Timbaland and fun colors. 'Hard Candy' it is" I imagine the discussions are something like this. 5
Dancehall Queen Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Most of my faves just surround themselves with yes men.
holyground13 Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Janet probably doesn't have one, but I'd create one for her (myself). The ideas and projects I'd suck my teeth into the second I began the job... 1
Migs Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Dua would've never left TAP and I would've sent Papa Lipa to a deserted island. 2
More Than A Melody Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Them: Can you leave your house? Him: Ok, I'll ride a Lime bike Them: No! Do something interesting?! Him. Ok, I'll ride a Lime bike in Rome Them: No, Harry, please, do something not involving a Lime bike Him. Ok, I'll buy some cutlery, and then ride a Lime bike Them: ... Him: In Rome Them: ... Him:
Cry Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 hour ago, .Odyssey. said: "I want to call it Hard Candy" "...Madonna..." "You know, because I'm sticky and sweet, but I'm also hard" "Why don't we go with the original theme we did? In fact, a lot of your fans love the idea of more dance music, and the Pet Shop Boys would make a great collab --" "Candy Shop could be a fun first single. That was a hit for 50 Cent too." "Absolutely not, we're not budging from the first single. We're going with the Justin Timberlake and -- " "M Dolla" "Excuse me?" "M Dolla. The Justin Timberlake and M Dolla single" "I....why don't you sleep on this, and we'll come back tomorrow to discuss? There's a lot riding on this album, and you could have another peak after Confessions if you play your cards right with your core fanbase" "The kids" "What kids?" "The kids. My fanbase. They love Timbaland and fun colors. 'Hard Candy' it is" I imagine the discussions are something like this. Wasn't it originally called "Black Madonna" and the artwork would feature her with lots of tan? Now that was probably a heated conversation between her and her PR team. 1
Triton Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Parkwood: *checks monthly direct deposit* "You're doing amazing! People love you. 🤠 Instagram post is ready to go!" 2
Strawberry Bubble Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 2 hours ago, Le Grande said: "SALINA MOVE" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOOOO SALINAAAA SALINAAAA 1
Zylo Posted July 10 Posted July 10 "Alright, this is a great body of work for a deluxe! I'm thinking we release in quarter 4 of the year before the Christmas songs start to chart, and so you have less competition-" SZA: "Actually, I'm scrapping the entire deluxe." "What? Why on earth-" SZA: "As a matter of fact, I'm just making a whole new album. Like...I'm sick of all this twitter nonsense and-" *1 week later* SZA: "Seasonal depression is a melancholic song about feeling. I can't wait to share it with my fans. It's definitely going on the album" *4 weeks and 2 stan joke tweets later* SZA: "I hate this album. We're starting from scratch. "Alt" out in 2026." "Um... alright then" *1 week later* SZA: I quit. Alt will be my last album.
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