MusicLoverDude Posted July 8 Posted July 8 TV shows that would have had their own megathread (and popular): Friends Full House The Golden Girls Seinfeld Deaths that would have shook the site: Princess Diana Gianni Versace 2pac and Biggie The Box Office Thread would have had discussions on all Disney Renaissance movies coming out during that time like The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty And the Beast, Pocahontas, Mulan and Tarzan. Not to mention Toy Story, A Goofy Movie, Anastacia, etc. Hurricane Andrew would have had a big thread on here too - so many ATRLers are from Florida. The May 27, 1997 Jarrell, Texas F5 and May 3, 1999 Moore, Oklahoma F5 tornadoes likely would have gotten threads as well due to how terrifying and devastating both storms were. 1
Onyxmage Posted July 8 Posted July 8 I would be the only Toni Braxton stan fighting all the Janet and Mariah Stans on this site (and clinging for my life.) 1
SoldierofLove Posted July 8 Posted July 8 (edited) The thread for this Divas Live moment would've been such a mess! A lamb would've made the thread and titled it: "Celine makes a FOOL of herself against Aretha!" Dionosaurs: It's not Celine's fault that Mariah, Gloria, Shania and Carol were just standing there. It's not like they could've taken on Aretha anyway! Celine killed it! Lambs: Celine was so disrespectful wtf Wailing like a banshee! Ugh! She's such a clown! EsteFans: Gloria was just having a good time watching them! Shania fans: Shania's mic wasn't working! Carol fans: They didn't even give Carol a mic! Rude! Aretha Fanklins: Aretha was having fun toying with Celine. She knew she was the HBIC on that stage! Random ATRL gay: Gloria was giving "Go girl give us nothing"! Edited July 8 by SoldierofLove 2
Mandalay Posted July 8 Posted July 8 "Is Shania Twain coming to end the divas?" "Will AIWFCIU become a future Xmas classic?" "Hugh Grant hooked up with a hooker, Leaves Iiz Hurley in a fury!" 1
Mandalay Posted July 8 Posted July 8 "Is Mark Wahlberg a racist? (Say yes!)" World Cup 1994 finals: Brazil vs Italy France won the World Cup, but did their government bribe the Brazilians?
Alldeezy Posted July 8 Posted July 8 Copyright © 1999-2023, ATRL i'm not sure if the site was actually created then I just wanted to kii. honestly it probably be filled with Mariah Or Janet fans.
Virgos Groove Posted July 8 Author Posted July 8 9 hours ago, Wicked said: The threads after Tupacs 94 shooting, somebody posting shitty mp3s of all the response tracks between coasts, the album thread for All Eyez on Me calling it a classic, Pac's murder, the Life After Death thread lordy. That would be a ******* mess for sure With the side action of Lil Kim stans having to fight Faith Evans, Charli Baltimore & Tupac stans there would def be threads for the Foxy vs Kim beef as well that would be messier The threads about Queen Latifah vs Foxy Brown, as well "Foxy Brown debuts homophobia" when Talk to Me comes out would be a blood bath. Don't forget: "Is Dr. Dre a flop now?" "Lauryn DISSES Lil Kim" MJB and Faith Evans stans going at it daily. "Was your fav mentioned in Just Playing (Dreams)?" I can see Tupac overperforming on Celebria and Base compared to other rappers (Chappelle photoshoot, Madonna relationship and scrapped collab, Janet rumours). 4 hours ago, MusicLoverDude said: Deaths that would have shook the site: Princess Diana The summer of 1997 would've been filled with Diana threads on Celebria, as a sort of ominous run-up to a tragedy. (Like Demi in 2018. ) 4 hours ago, Mandalay said: World Cup 1994 finals: Brazil vs Italy France won the World Cup, but did their government bribe the Brazilians? "David Beckham getting death threats" -> Everyone posting that "here for him with open arms and open legs" video. Plus, "Posh and Becks debut hot look" on Celebria every other week. 1
Josh Posted July 8 Posted July 8 4 hours ago, Konril said: https://www.stan-wars.com/assets/archives/1989/index.html That's real?
Virgos Groove Posted July 8 Author Posted July 8 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Josh said: That's real? Nah, it's fictional. But there is a mid-80s forum thread where they debate Madonna and it's a kii. Sadly, I haven't been able to find it anymore. If anyone has the link, please drop it. Edited July 8 by Virgos Groove
Josh Posted July 8 Posted July 8 2 minutes ago, Virgos Groove said: Nah, it's fictional. But there is a mid-80s forum thread where they debate Madonna and it's a kii. Sadly, I haven't been able to find it anymore. If anyone has the link, please drop it.
Riverbank Posted July 8 Posted July 8 (edited) "Mariah SNUBBED at 1996's Grammys. What went wrong?" "Mariah is the only one of the vocal trinity (Whitney, Céline) not to win AOTY. Surprised?" Each thread would have about 20 pages and WPs flying left and right. Also the mods would create an Erotica megathread like they did with Houdini because of the amount of "Is Madonna radio poison?" threads And of course, the weekly "MJ debuts new face" threads Edited July 8 by Riverbank 8
FLAallday Posted July 8 Posted July 8 The Pam/Tommy s*x tape would have been a moment on here as well tons of show me to me please posts 1
Titanbaddie Posted July 8 Posted July 8 "Latoya the real star in Destiny's Child?" "Britney Spears' Sometimes peaks at 21, fad confirmed?" "Is Britney bigger than Brandy?" "Why did Celine win AOTY and not Mariah?" "Left Eye just burned her boyfriends house down" "Toni Braxton bigger than Janet?" 3
Virgos Groove Posted July 8 Author Posted July 8 Also, if people think the Hive has it hard now, imagine George Michael stans in 1990 when, at the peak of his career, he refused to do promo or appear in his videos, and then spent 5 years suing his label. Speaking of which, I can see supermodels having tons of stans here, especially Naomi and Kate. 1 hour ago, Riverbank said: And of course, the weekly "MJ debuts new face" threads The discourse he would generate would be like 2024 Taylor + 2016 Beyoncé + 2018 Kanye multiplied by 100. The skin color change, the surgeries, the allegations, Dangerous being "inspired" by Janet, him portraying himself as a Messiah, the 1996 Brits incident... it would be a MESS. 3
Kiss It Better Posted July 8 Posted July 8 stanning Sade after Love Deluxe dropped and waiting for a follow up would be like stanning Frank Ocean after Blonde, they just disappeared (not comparing to Rihanna/Anti cause at least she's selling make up) 1 1
ericcartman Posted July 8 Posted July 8 Whitney "I don't think of her" would be the I don't know her meme of the time 1
Odd Posted July 8 Posted July 8 prince and michael stans dragging each other kurt cobain and selena passing would shock the site rock/alternative threads would actually be active 1
Miracle Whip Posted July 8 Posted July 8 3 hours ago, Riverbank said: "Mariah SNUBBED at 1996's Grammys. What went wrong?" "Mariah is the only one of the vocal trinity (Whitney, Céline) not to win AOTY. Surprised?" Each thread would have about 20 pages and WPs flying left and right. Also the mods would create an Erotica megathread like they did with Houdini because of the amount of "Is Madonna radio poison?" threads And of course, the weekly "MJ debuts new face" threads fff I forgot about the 96 Grammys. "ATRL lamb taken into custody by the FBI after posting letter bombs to Grammy voters" "Was Mariah robbed tonight?" "Daydream ZERO Grammy wins, what now?" "I'm leaving ATRL after tonight's Grammys" 3
Virgos Groove Posted July 8 Author Posted July 8 54 minutes ago, Miracle Whip said: fff I forgot about the 96 Grammys. "ATRL lamb taken into custody by the FBI after posting letter bombs to Grammy voters" "Was Mariah robbed tonight?" "Daydream ZERO Grammy wins, what now?" "I'm leaving ATRL after tonight's Grammys" All the Madonna and Whitney stans would make this their new avi And the Lambs would be melting down and making Tommy conspiracy threads 3
Marianah Adkins Posted July 8 Posted July 8 (edited) 6 hours ago, Virgos Groove said: Nah, it's fictional. But there is a mid-80s forum thread where they debate Madonna and it's a kii. Sadly, I haven't been able to find it anymore. If anyone has the link, please drop it. I remember that thread here in ATRL. Its a Google Groups thread back from 1985 when the Internet was still at its infancy. They were discussing about Madonna's sudden fame You could tell that the Internet back then was only available in universities since the ones discussing in that thread were like college professors EDIT: Found it hdjdkd https://groups.google.com/g/net.women/c/QT77L8mBImI Edited July 8 by Marianah Adkins
Virgos Groove Posted July 8 Author Posted July 8 1 minute ago, Marianah Adkins said: I remember that thread here in ATRL. Its a Google Groups thread back from 1985 when the Internet was still at its infancy. They were discussing about Madonna's sudden fame You could tell that the Internet back then was only available in universities since the ones discussing in that thread were like college professors True, most of them were super intelectual, but there was one member serving SYG realness. Quote > WHAT KIND OF ROLE MODEL IS THIS *****??????????????????? > WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD SAY MADONNA IS A ROLE MODEL????????? > LET ME HEAR WHAT THE REST OF YOU OUT THERE THINK. And this post below is just... Quote Madonna is just a part of this. If you find her more offensive than the rest of it, don't worry. Just wait about a year, and she will be out. "Thriller" sold more copies than any record before or since. Where is Michael Jackson now? Link for anyone who wants to check it out, btw.
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