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The Symbiotic Relationship Between Swifties, Taylor, and Detractors


PoisonedIvy

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Can be summed up in one simple theory:

 

(1) The more success Taylor finds, the greater quantity of people vocalize their disdain of her/her music/her fans.

 

(2) The louder those detractors declare their dissent, the more passionately her fans defend her & her music. 
 

(3) The more the fans defend Taylor & her music, the more success Taylor finds.

 

(4) Rinse repeat go back to step 1.

 

In conclusion, if yall actually wanted Taylor to stop being on top of the industry, you would stop invoking the cult-like defense drones of the fanbase. If you all ignored Taylor, her fanbase and her success would wane much quicker. 
 

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 
 

:nicole: 

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A job is needed

 

touch grass

 

its not that serious

 

swifties always victimizing themselves

 

it's time to log off 

 

etc etc etc there, I covered it all already!

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you should be a candidate for a PhD in Swiftiology tbh :clap3:

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Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

you should be a candidate for a PhD in Swiftiology tbh :clap3:

Throw me under a bus the day I make a career out of calling myself a "Swiftie" 

 

:clack: 

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Anyway, here's Sugababes' best song 

 

 

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I'm afraid her downfall is really imminent now that you've revealed how to trigger it.

 

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1 minute ago, Kavish said:

I'm afraid her downfall is really imminent now that you've revealed how to trigger it.

 

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I've been a plant all along, working to destroy her career from the inside out. Heed my beckons, OTH. :redface:

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girl i say this with love…when you realise that none of this **** matters you'll be a lot happier and not continuously making threads about this. find solace in knowing you don't need to take offence in random negative opinions about a celebrity  

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7 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

I've been a plant all along, working to destroy her career from the inside out. Heed my beckons, OTH. :redface:

I knew it. It's time for me to come out too. 

 

**** TAYLOR SWIFT

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7 minutes ago, Dolce Vita said:

girl i say this with love…when you realise that none of this **** matters you'll be a lot happier and not continuously making threads about this. find solace in knowing you don't need to take offence in random negative opinions about a celebrity  

? I know it doesn't matter; that's why I'm able to joke about it, as I have been doing for years :dies: 

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I hate Taylor swift. The fact that she made a song glamorizing a white supremacist is awful.

 

oh wait.

 

thats charlis new song "mean girls"

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2 minutes ago, 19SLAYty9 said:

I hate Taylor swift. The fact that she made a song glamorizing a white supremacist is awful.

 

oh wait.

 

thats charlis new song "mean girls"

"how can i make this about charli xcx"

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There's this German saying "alle in einen Sack stecken und draufhauen" ("put all of them in one sack and hit it"), implying that you'll never strike the wrong target and I think that applies beautifully to Swifticles.

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2 hours ago, PoisonedIvy said:

I've been a plant all along, working to destroy her career from the inside out. Heed my beckons, OTH. :redface:

 

2 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

I knew it. It's time for me to come out too. 

 

**** TAYLOR SWIFT

Not y'all coming out as Reveusenators :ryan3:

 

Anyway yeah decline imminent!! I'm packing my bags to immigrate to Lana base.  

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