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what if Britney and Xtina released girl, so confusing. what would happen?


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somehow, Britney would still outchart Xtina in the same song

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No one would care it's been 25 years 

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xtina would have another hit... as a feature

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A Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera cover of "Girl, So Confusing" by Charli XCX and Lorde would be an exciting mashup of pop eras. Here's how it could play out:


 * Vocal Powerhouse Delivery: Both Spears and Aguilera are known for their powerful vocals, which would bring a new level of intensity to the song's catchy melody.


 * 90s Pop Fusion:  The track could blend the playful electro-pop sound of Charli XCX with the late 90s pop influences of  Aguilera and Spears, creating a unique sonic blend.


 * Nostalgia Factor: It would be a nostalgic treat for fans of both pop icons, sparking memories of their chart-topping hits from the late 90s and early 2000s.


 * Modern Update:  Aguilera and Spears could also add their own interpretations and vocal runs, giving the song a fresh and modern twist.


Overall, a Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera cover of "Girl, So Confusing" would be a fun and energetic reimagining of a contemporary pop hit, infused with the nostalgia of 90s pop.

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13 minutes ago, B-Luke said:

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oh she is confusing already

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I need a duet so bad. In fact I've had literal dreams of it happening several times. :gaycat6: Can't believe their Like a Virgin/Hollywood performance with Madonna is the closest to this we'll ever get because Britney is a resentful bish (relatable).

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Christina would finally chart on the Hot 100 again after more than a decade.

 

its really hard christina aguilera GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Hector said:

A Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera cover of "Girl, So Confusing" by Charli XCX and Lorde would be an exciting mashup of pop eras. Here's how it could play out:


 * Vocal Powerhouse Delivery: Both Spears and Aguilera are known for their powerful vocals, which would bring a new level of intensity to the song's catchy melody.


 * 90s Pop Fusion:  The track could blend the playful electro-pop sound of Charli XCX with the late 90s pop influences of  Aguilera and Spears, creating a unique sonic blend.


 * Nostalgia Factor: It would be a nostalgic treat for fans of both pop icons, sparking memories of their chart-topping hits from the late 90s and early 2000s.


 * Modern Update:  Aguilera and Spears could also add their own interpretations and vocal runs, giving the song a fresh and modern twist.


Overall, a Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera cover of "Girl, So Confusing" would be a fun and energetic reimagining of a contemporary pop hit, infused with the nostalgia of 90s pop.

did Chatgpt write this?

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It would be the biggest pop culture reset of the 2020s. I imagine a tongue-in-cheek song about being Iconic Frenemies. :jonny6:

 

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Somehow Xtina would outsing and outacclaim Britney with her beautiful vocals, while Britney relies on a heavy autotune and her poor and missing artistry. 

 

 

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Xtina doesn't work with people who fatshame her dancers and make jokes about domestic violence :)

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5 minutes ago, BionicWooHoo said:

Xtina doesn't work with people who fatshame her dancers and make jokes about domestic violence :)

And Britney is allergic to Ozempic so it would not work at all.

 

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6 minutes ago, Richie.Valdez said:

And Britney is allergic to Ozempic so it would not work at all.

 

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Oh? Is that why Britney has plastic surgeons to come to her house to remove fat via Emsculpt?
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It would've been an auto tune and screamfest mess and will.i.am would have probably produced 

 

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3 minutes ago, BionicWooHoo said:

Oh? Is that why Britney has plastic surgeons to come to her house to remove fat via Emsculpt?
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Do you have the receipts? did you pay for it? do you have proof or are you having one of your manic episodes? 

 

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5 minutes ago, Richie.Valdez said:

Do you have the receipts? did you pay for it? do you have proof or are you having one of your manic episodes? 

 

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Do you have the receipts regarding Ozempic? did you pay for it? do you have proof or are you having one of your manic episodes? 

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Both fanbases will collapse considering they believe one is above the other. Neither Brit or Xtina have enough "something", as you can see by the posts on this very website. 

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No one would know the song existed. Theyre both in their 40s. No one cares. 

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