Sexyzinger Posted June 4 Posted June 4 https://www.instagram.com/p/C7w44bwvpS4/?igsh=MWJ6ZXpiaW9sbWJieQ== @Walk_Away21 2
Popular Post ICLDXU4HS Posted June 4 Popular Post Posted June 4 Quote NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman's sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. "Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case," said cult expert and psychologist Professor Marion Douglass, who called it "bizarre" that so many young, impressionable women had pledged their devotion to the artist when there were so many other personalities out there who were leagues more magnetic. "She's managed to amass these so-called Swifties without a drop of charm. It can't be her doctrine they're drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either. We know these followers would kill for her, but the question is, why?" Douglass went on to hypothesize that perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters. 1 62
Blade Runner Posted June 4 Posted June 4 (edited) The media overtly attacking a woman just because she's on top and passing it as a silly criticism when we know the real reason? SHOCKING! She's not going anywhere, babes. Edited June 4 by Blade Runner 4 2 2 29 15
Popular Post WildAmerican Posted June 4 Popular Post Posted June 4 those who can't laugh at a joke are really proving the c*lt allegations 3 6 54 1
BraveNewSeth Posted June 4 Posted June 4 20 minutes ago, ICLDXU4HS said: perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters. 1 5
Josh Posted June 4 Posted June 4 (edited) 3 minutes ago, AccioMiley said: This is great I wouldn't be gloating if I were you. Edited June 4 by Josh 2 9 2
Trent W Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Well they call her a cult leader, that she lacks charisma and don't get the devotion But they did not call her mediocre like the title implies 3 1
Popular Post AccioMiley Posted June 4 Popular Post Posted June 4 1 minute ago, Josh said: I wouldn't be gloating if I were you. Lmao dude stfu and take a joke 14 7
byzantium Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Are OTHs really denying that she has charisma now? Even they are devotedly following her…though I guess it's on brand for OTHs to not be very self-reflective. 3 1 1 2
Popular Post bad guy Posted June 4 Popular Post Posted June 4 "fans upset" and immediately knew it was about Swifties 2 31
liam13 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 not people on this site biting the onion the jokes write themselves 2 1
kimberly Posted June 4 Posted June 4 56 minutes ago, Trent W said: Well they call her a cult leader, that she lacks charisma and don't get the devotion But they did not call her mediocre like the title implies they called her/her music uninspiring, which is essentially the same thing. "It can't be her doctrine they're drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either." it's all in the name of humor, anyway. it's a (debatably) funny little post (or rage-bait for Swifties) to get people talking, which is The Onion's business model as a satirical outlet. 1
Mitsouko Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Ah the signature swiftian inability to take a joke like fave like stan I guess 6 1 2
Sugar-Rush Posted June 4 Posted June 4 (edited) 2 hours ago, Blade Runner said: The media overtly attacking a woman just because she's on top and passing it as a silly criticism when we know the real reason? SHOCKING! She's not going anywhere, babes. The Onion isn't "the media", they're a satirical site. Edited June 4 by Sugar-Rush 3 1
BtDecember Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Of course, ATRL is celebrating this. Yet if you say something bad about Beyonce, Lady Gaga, etc., they will all report you and block you in the thread. Yet suddenly, Swifties "can't take a joke" if they are making fun of Taylor. This site's unfairness and hypocrisy are so tiring. 2 3 8
Blade Runner Posted June 4 Posted June 4 42 minutes ago, Sugar-Rush said: The Onion isn't "the media", they're a satirical site. ????? I clearly know that. They're still a media company lol 2
Where are you now? Posted June 4 Posted June 4 12 minutes ago, BtDecember said: Of course, ATRL is celebrating this. Yet if you say something bad about Beyonce, Lady Gaga, etc., they will all report you and block you in the thread. Yet suddenly, Swifties "can't take a joke" if they are making fun of Taylor. This site's unfairness and hypocrisy are so tiring. So true. I made an innocent joke about Bey's alleged lack of involvement in songwriting and got a warning. Yet we see 10x the number of hateful TS threads weekly 2 2
frankvert Posted June 4 Posted June 4 3 hours ago, ICLDXU4HS said: "Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case," 4
Sexyzinger Posted June 4 Author Posted June 4 3 hours ago, Josh said: I wouldn't be gloating if I were you. Yeah we are gloating. Imagine saying Miley has no charisma. The f. 1 3
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