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4 minutes ago, bielneira said:

and Rockstar came at the end of the year 

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Posted
1 hour ago, BrokenMachine said:

It's not suddenly, they always have been :ryan3:

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Is this Lana's daddy or sugar daddy?

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4 minutes ago, ontherocks said:

I can't wait for Lorde to release more GOOP vajayjay candles background music. I'm sure she'll find an audience 

I don't think your old ass head will be able to handle the banger that is L4. go enjoy SP's stripped back tunes while you can.

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Just now, JO1s said:

And I can't wait for Lana to release another album of musical melatonin for her geriatric fanbase.

By the sound of Lorde's last album, the geriatric fanbase will gladly play her as background music during their wheelchair stand offs in the home. 

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Just now, ontherocks said:

By the sound of Lorde's last album, the geriatric fanbase will gladly play her as background music during their wheelchair stand offs in the home. 

By the sound of Lana's whole discography I think she's even more suited.

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1 minute ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

I don't think your old ass head will be able to handle the banger that is L4. go enjoy SP's stripped back tunes while you can.

Oh trust me, the way I can handle all sorts of eruptions while being the evil ancient entity that I am, I truly deserve a couple of medals 

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2 minutes ago, bielneira said:

It's funny how you guys are even trying to compare doing a collab with SZA, Post and Khalid in 2017, while Lana did two with The Weeknd that same period (during BBTD blow), Ariana and Miley in 2019 (right after tun era) and Taylor (in her Midnights) lmaoooo you are literally comparing those three at the beginning of their career with those who are literally the biggest artist in the world to this day lol it's sad 

Well I'm not a Lana stan so yeah Lana was obviously trend hopping with all of those collabs but Lorde had no success with Melodrama as far as charts were concerned so that remix was obviously made with cooler artists at that time to get some sort of hit :rip:

 

At least The Weeknd and Lana were actual real friends though so their collabs never felt that forced.

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Just now, ontherocks said:

Oh trust me, the way I can handle all sorts of eruptions while being the evil ancient entity that I am, I truly deserve a couple of medals 

I cringed so hard reading this... Even your comebacks are giving grandma.... Surely you won't be able to handle L4 yeah

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and @Kayseri Mantisi threw his samsung galaxy in the wateeer

can you reach him, no, you can'T! 

 

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Just now, JO1s said:

By the sound of Lana's whole discography I think she's even more suited.

By the cricket sounds Lorde is releasing these days....Oh wait no...Lorde actually ain't releasing anything these days 

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2 minutes ago, ontherocks said:

Oh trust me, the way I can handle all sorts of eruptions while being the evil ancient entity that I am, I truly deserve a couple of medals 

We don't need to know of the atrocities that happen in your bedroom sis.

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3 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

I cringed so hard reading this... Even your comebacks are giving grandma.... Surely you won't be able to handle L4 yeah

Girl, just hang it up. You're lame. 

 

None of your "L4 will be amazing omg!!!111" **** posts that you plaster this forum with for the last 50 members standing, will change the fact that your fave is a washed up has been at 27

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1 minute ago, JO1s said:

We don't need to know of the atrocities that happen in your bedroom sis.

At least there is something happening. 

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Just now, ontherocks said:

Girl, just hang it up. You're lame. 

 

None of your "L4 will be amazing omg!!!111" **** posts will change the fact that your fave is a washed up has been at 27

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This thread :bibliahh:

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2 minutes ago, ontherocks said:

At least there is something happening. 

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Just now, JO1s said:

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Just now, JO1s said:

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Lorde at 33?

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Just now, ontherocks said:

Lorde at 33?

As Jennifer Lopez said: This is you.

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Just now, JO1s said:

As Jennifer Lopez said: This is you.

I laughed out loud omg :bibliahh:

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17 minutes ago, JO1s said:

As Jennifer Lopez said: This is you.

Lorde after looking at her daily streams: this is me now  

 

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yo it started so polite and then ozempic and vapes and mess lmao

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the better question would be: why are there 2 Lorde stans left? :rip: 

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Just now, halcyonday said:

the better question would be: why are there 2 Lorde stans left? :rip: 

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9 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

and @Kayseri Mantisi threw his samsung galaxy in the wateeer

can you reach him, no, you can'T! 

 

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my cheeks in high color overripe peaches :fan:

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