video game PokéRate: Unova [Gen 5] | The crowned winner is... | P. 114

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9 minutes ago, Chiidish said:

nnnnnn the Pokerate virgins discovering how serious this gets, yeah this ain't a game

 

@Heldenzeitthank you soooo much for a fun spectacular rate, don't beat yourself up over common rate mistakes it's no biggie and you did great 

Consider my Pokerate virginity stolen, innocence crushed and optimism GONE.

 

Next rate, I will have the last laugh. You shall all see! 

 

[Chiidish]

4 minutes ago, Chiidish said:

Yall doing this knowing damn well Milotic has NEVER won on this website and never will. She's been getting the Gothitelle treatment nonstop since the first gen 3 rate yall are so messy giving her a double set up 

bumping this to help the good sis out but I'm afraid that weezing is gonna have the last laugh once again. It's over. Metagross sweep imminent 

Edited June 2 by Chiidish

[sunbathinganimal]

need to revisit my gen 3 scores

 

[Conker]

Almost 50,000 views. Fantastic publicity. 

[Curaga]

  

2 hours ago, Heldenzeit said:

Suilen: a non-flying final evo, we cheered

 

omg @Suilen I thought Leavanny would be your 11! I'm shooketh  Female Bisharp though, that's a serve  

[Curaga]

  

2 hours ago, Subomie said:

shooketh. maybe you really are doing the bending...

You know it, sister 

 

But ugh, I just really love Krookodile. It has always carried its weight in battle, it's a cool combination of a crocodile/T-rex, and it's a little goofy too. I have to stan! 

I wish he had won, but now I know what it feels like to stan a top 10-er 

 

[Curaga]

  

2 hours ago, Heldenzeit said:

2

7,82

 

11: @Rune, @Save The Day, @Shendelzare, @FallenFroot, @SlowGinFizzzz, @Rence, @Ponzi, @Chikungunya, @Chiidish

10: Ewan Chaos, artc0cx, Konril, Norte, Album Leak, Seffers, Bartender, gardendreams, Rigalo, coolcristobal, Subomie, BambiStar

9: Tswiftie, AbeHicks, Meloetta Carey (9.5), Funnyfatty

8: Heldenzeit, UnusualBoy, Suilen (8.5), PMM, Porygon2z, Sawk

7: Curaga, Almodusa, PillowCase

6: memeboy

5: JoeRobert

4: sunbathinganimal

3: /

2: /

1: Magickarp, Red Light, Conker, Touch Pass

0: Dalmau, AMIT, Gourgeist

 

 

Chiidish: All Star rate winner. 2nd all star rate runner up. Your power knows no bounds. Your meta defying impact consistently breaks barriers and electric flyswatters for bug typing. The girlies will try to sabotage you but the proof is in the Alcremie. You are THEM. Since your debut no other bug girlie has been able to match your grace beauty and sheer unadulterated talent. From OU to Ubers. From using flame body to hatch eggs faster. To getting new forms. Oh you do it all. To have one of the grossest hetero pandering typings (fire) and combine it with and arts not the charts typing (bug) and completely DOMINATE the field. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow. You deserve the world and this rate and just know you did THAT     

You saved fire typing. You gave bug typing her greatest peak in pokehistory. You broke ATRL ratings meta. You broke Showdown meta. Perhaps it is time we ask the real question. You broke design meta. You broke hetero vs faggotry discourse meta. Is Volcarona meta incarnate? and the answer is a resounding yes. 

AMIT: so tired of her

Bartender: Oh Godrona I kinda wish it was a Pseudo legendary but it's kinda embarassing for the actual ones when this big ***** took the spotlight from them. Even the smogon ******* got a little scared of her this gen. Mega evo in LZA for that OU ban 

Conker: Game Freak got drunk, watched Digimon and tossed Palmon, Togemon, Lillymon and Rosemon in a furnace. Done. 

Suilen: a bit overrated, and that level requirement is a mess, but there's something royal/mesmerizing about it

Dalmau: you know, she's a cute girl. Cute, next to gorgeous (Leavanny). You know, gorgeous is gonna devour cute...

UnusualBoy: She's grown on me, I used to hate her but now I like it.

Shendelzare: ICONIC that's it, most pokemons wishes they are Volcarona

Konril: Despite the unfortunate 4x rock weakness, PEAK BUG EXCELLENCE.

Ewan Chaos: The fact that I hate moths deeply in my soul, but Volcarona is such an icon there's no way I can hate. 

artc0cx: I'm sure we all thought this queen was a legendary the first time we found herr

 

2 hours ago, Heldenzeit said:

1

8,49

 

11: /

10: Heldenzeit, JoeRobert, Rune, Dalmau, Magickarp, Shendelzare, Ewan Chaos, artc0cx, Konril, Norte,

sunbathinganimal, PMM, SlowGinFizz, Seffers, Bartender, gardendreams,, Meloetta Carey, Rence, Ponzi, coolcristobal,

Chikungunya, Chiidish, Subomie, Funnyfatty, Gourgeist (x 25)

9: Tswiftie, memeboy, Porygon2z, Rigalo, Sawk

8: Save The Day, Album Leak, Red Light, BambiStar

7: Suilen (7.5), FallenFroot, AMIT

6: Curaga, Rabbit

5: UnusualBoy, PillowCase

4: Almodusa (4.5)

3: AbeHicks, Conker

2: /

1: Touch Pass

0: /

 

 

Subomie: Peak. Until Gen 9 came around, this was the last great starter.

Chiidish: Please… if you won…pleaseeee gays can we finally have a REAL winner? 

AMIT: should have been part Dragon idc

Meloetta Carey: the B2W2 trailer with Rosa and her Serperior is everything

Bartender: made contrary relevant again

Conker: Not really a fan. It makes me miss Seviper. And that thing makes me miss Jessie's Arbok and James's Weezing. Sigh.

Suilen: queen, thank god for BW2 where I could use her

Sunbathinganimal: best grass starter argue with the wall

JoeRobert: 10 beautiful design…even if useless in certain games.

Save The Day: Contrary saved it

Dalmau: Rocking that royal crown like it's a runway

UnusualBoy: One of the worst starters design wise, well, the whole line is lazy as hell in terms of design.

Shendelzare: The ONLY starter of this region 

Konril: Skinny legend with extra serving of C.U.N.T.

Ewan Chaos: Best gen 5 starter FOR SURE, at the very least design-wise. King!

artc0cx: 10 a Surperior design, what can I say 

Memeboy: serperior acting superior, what else is new?

Nine 11s for Volcarona and none for Serperior????  Gaggery...

I'm so sorry I missed the finale in favor of doing the bending at pride earlier today (😉), but thank you sooooo much @Heldenzeit for hosting this legendary rate  You did amazing and it was such a blast!! 

[queenp]

didn't vote but queen mothra yes

ofc the overrated serperior wins...at least i dont hate it i guess..still overrated tho

[Rence]

VOLCALEGEND NOOOOOOO
 

[Rence]

I'm actually happy Serperior finally won a rate  she's in my top 3 Unovallah mons after Volcarona and Chandelure

 

Ty for hosing the best gen @Heldenzeit 

[Mordecai]

Haven't played Pokemon in a long time so didn't participate but the Gothitelle slander in here is NOT it

[Suilen]

3 hours ago, Curaga said:

  

omg @Suilen I thought Leavanny would be your 11! I'm shooketh  Female Bisharp though, that's a serve  

I like her, but definitely not that much, and I have to agree with AMIT on positivity not being that relatable in my life rn

 

[Suilen]

15. Bisharp (+1)
14. Golurk (+26)
13. Leavanny (-5)
12. Zekrom (+20)
11. Snivy (+17)
10. Archeops (+20)
9. Reuniclus (-4)
8. Cofagrius (-2)
7. Krookodile (+10)
6. Galvantula (+5)
5. Chandelure (-2)
4. Scolipede (+5)
3. Hydreigon (+1)
2. Volcarona (-1)
1. Serperior (+1)

[Chiidish]

Hydreigon winning next rate to make all my faves share the crown at some point. See yall in 2 years (can't promise I won't just volunteer to host and rig the scores for Goddreigon)

[Porygon2z]

This was a mess, but at least the bug that looks like one I just put under my shoe for annoying and light-stealing didn't win.

[sunbathinganimal]

4 hours ago, Suilen said:

15. Bisharp (+1)
14. Golurk (+26)
13. Leavanny (-5)
12. Zekrom (+20)
11. Snivy (+17)
10. Archeops (+20)
9. Reuniclus (-4)
8. Cofagrius (-2)
7. Krookodile (+10)
6. Galvantula (+5)
5. Chandelure (-2)
4. Scolipede (+5)
3. Hydreigon (+1)
2. Volcarona (-1)
1. Serperior (+1)

see when you serve TABS

[sunbathinganimal]

how I woke up knowing Archeops reached top 10 and Serperior won

 

[Heldenzeit]

2 hours ago, sunbathinganimal said:

how I woke up knowing Archeops reached top 10 and Serperior won

 

how I woke up knowing it's OVER 

[JoeRobert]

Happy for surperior….but how did archeops make it so far? Was it good int the game? Because that thing is ugly as hell.

[Heldenzeit]

The worst thing about Archeops are its haters 

[Ewan Chaos]

Getting caught up now. Seeing Jellicent snatching top 30 at the very least though, a moment MOST PLEASING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ewan Chaos]

Servine outlasting so many Pokemon is DISGUSTING!!! 

 

WAITTTTTTT didn't realize Jellicent was the highest ranking Water type, SO FCUKIN TRUE BABES ugh talent. So happy my 11 seemingly helped it a little bit

 

Mienshao getting this far.... ??????? it gives literally out at 55 or some ****  Benefited from the more middling scores seeing as she got an 11 and 0s...

 

OK, actually really happy at Gigilith getting this far  The "gen 5 Golem" accusations DEAD in their tracks.

 

No babies in the top 10  After all the baby stanning for most of the rate.

 

I really have no complaints with the top 10... except maybe the centipede getting into top 5 and not being out at #10... but he's cool so not too mad about it.

 

Oh the Chandelure sabotage was REAALLLL omggggggggg I think I would have preferred Serperior being #3, Hydriegon #2, Volcarona #1... but I'll take it tbh!

 

@Heldenzeit the legend that you are, you did a fantastic job with this rate  Graphics, perfect amount of reveals a day given how massive the bloated this Pokedex is, keeping us all interested with humor, EVERYTHING!!!!

[Katamari]

the ratings oh wow this rate serving midnights  

 

a great job all around @Heldenzeit

[Suilen]

2 minutes ago, Katamari said:

the ratings oh wow this rate serving midnights  

 

a great job all around @Heldenzeit

Rate sweetie

 

[Katamari]

Just now, Suilen said:

Rate sweetie

 

well success wise

 

the return to gen 3 will serve 1989 tv success trajectory