Katamari Posted May 3 Posted May 3 am i only one who doesnt have to wipe much after a poop a bidet would be cute tho
samsclubPRESENTSavam Posted May 3 Posted May 3 The part about poop staying in the crevices for months makes it sound like this particular bidet user doesn't shower and thinks bidets are all you need... 🤢 2
Lana Banana Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Americans circumsize their dicks cuz it's more "cleaner" yet they wipe their asses with toilet paper 1
flower moon Posted May 3 Posted May 3 i fear some of you dont know how much of the world doesnt use bidets... deffo not just the us and eu 2
Redstreak Posted May 3 Posted May 3 2 hours ago, Raver said: Bidet users being smug, what else is new The vegans of buttholes I fear 2
loveisdead9582 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 No one should really use baby wipes since they can't be flushed (any plumber will tell you that they shouldn't be flushed and that they don't properly dissolve) unless they're going to throw them away. I use a bidet whenever possible. If anything, I go through less toilet paper since I only use the TP for drying. The only thing that sucks is that in the winter that water gets COLD unless you have the nice heated one. Also, they are a massive pain in the ass to clean. 1
Rev8 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 2 hours ago, Monday Night Messiah said: If you're an ass-wiper, ask a fellow ass-wiper to bend over. Get a magnifying lens and study your friend's butthole. 3
JoeAg Posted May 3 Posted May 3 I'm only an occasional bottom but I go by bottom rules every single damn day. I sh*t and then I immediately shower, and if I'm not at home then I wipe so thoroughly that I might even be wasting a bit of TP sometimes. it is IMPERATIVE that my ass is spotless at AWL TOYMMS what I REALLY need to invest in is a bidet... my ex boyfriend's house had a bidet and omfg it was the best ever
GAGAxMONSTER Posted May 3 Posted May 3 When I was younger, bidet+soap was a must for me. Now, I only carry wet wipes with me and it's honestly enough. But if only toilet paper is available, I wet it first.
family.guy123 Posted May 3 Posted May 3 1 hour ago, Lana Banana said: Americans circumsize their dicks cuz it's more "cleaner" yet they wipe their asses with toilet paper Some of em straight up just use their hand
TayGod Posted May 3 Posted May 3 It depends on whether you are constipated or not! If the bidet is not strong enough, you might need to use a garden tool to do a bit of digging.
Redstreak Posted May 3 Posted May 3 23 minutes ago, Pheromosa said: i hold in my **** until its shower time idk what you mean girl You **** in the shower? 1
AccioMiley Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Its my butthole i will wipe it with toilet paper if i want Its not like im asking for rim jobs 1
Lana Banana Posted May 4 Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Redstreak said: You **** in the shower? No. There are plenty of people who wait until they are home and get to shower right after taking a ****. I'm one of them.
HarajukuPrincess Posted May 4 Posted May 4 5 hours ago, wantedyoutogrow said: I wash, use baby wipes and then toilet paper Literally same.
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