Monday Night Messiah Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Why do we use toilet paper instead of water showers, especially in the West? The World Health Organization should announce that wiping with toilet paper doesn't clean the butt-hole. If you're an ass-wiper, ask a fellow ass-wiper to bend over. Get a magnifying lens and study your friend's butthole. Under the lens, you'd see the creases that originate from the hole itself. These creases are like the sun's rays flaring outwards from the hole, making the hole look like a pair of puckered lips. Now, creases are creases because there are low-lying areas, and there are elevated areas. Let's call low-lying areas "crevices", and elevated areas "ridges." Now, imagine a set of poop-smeared ridges 5 feet tall, insterspersed with poop-smeared crevices 5 feet deep. Next, imagine a giant fingertip the size of a house, rubbing a giant toilet paper against those ridges and crevices. You already know what'll happen here -- the poop on the ridges will be wiped off alright, but how about the poop nestling in the crevices? Nope, repeated wiping won't work. That giant fingertip can never reach poop trapped in the anal crevices. They'll stay there, and maybe have been staying there for, what -- weeks? months? And let's not overlook the fact that while poop is snaking out of your butt-hole, smidgens of poop will cling to your anal hairs. When you rub that paper against your butt-hole, you may just well be spreading poop along the length of your anal hairs. Meanwhile, if you simply blast your butthole with water, all or most of the poop gets knocked loose, whether they're sitting on the ridges or hiding in the crevices. Follow it up with soap and its emulsifying powers to loosen poop clinging to your anal hairs. Finally, blast your butt-hole again with water. And there you have it -- a clean, sparkling butt-hole, deserving of a human living in the 21st century! Water and soap is humanity's state-of-the-art method when it comes to anal hygiene. Paper is primitive technology. It's not a big improvement from when humans wiped with leaves. Toilet paper shouldn't even be used in combination with a toilet bowl. The toilet bowl is one of the most important inventions in the history of human hygiene. Toilet paper is not. When you place a roll of toilet paper next to a toilet bowl, the combination will just look like a piece of Dadaist art. A butthole blasted with water followed by a handful of lather is the most hygienic way of cleaning up after doing number 2. Of course, hand-washing after ass-washing is an automatic habit among ass-washers. I'm aware that ass-wipers have toilet rooms that are dry and carpeted because they don't use water and soap to clean up. But I just can't imagine myself owning a nicely-carpeted toilet room while I walk around with poop caking in my butthole. Geez, it's my butt-hole I'm talking about here! My butt-hole is way more important than my toilet room! https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-use-toilet-paper-instead-of-water-showers-especially-in-the-West/answer/Miles-De-Gama 5
Totami Legend Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Imagine going around with **** in your butthole y'all nasty and miserable ewwww
Moloko Plus Posted May 3 Posted May 3 2 minutes ago, family.guy123 said: Some of you are so sensitive This being the first reply is sending me so bad 3
UnusualBoy Posted May 3 Posted May 3 The day we finally mind our business we'll progress as a society, why do they care whether someone wipes or washes their asses? 2 3 1
State of Grace. Posted May 3 Posted May 3 It should be ******* ILLEGAL to just use toilet paper. Some of you need to invest in a bidet. Not baby wipes. A BIDET. 2 1 4
Burn Posted May 3 Posted May 3 I always wash but I don't see the problem with those who just wipe. I mean has it ever killed anyone? No, so it can't really matter.
Orsay Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Charmin CEO sweating reading this youre right though, let me get a bidet already
harwee Posted May 3 Posted May 3 (edited) I thought its going to be a poll about which mpg wash or wipe Edited May 3 by harwee 5
lillavend3r Posted May 3 Posted May 3 4 minutes ago, Raver said: Bidet users being smug, what else is new And bidet dissers walking around the poop on they stank booty hole what else is new 1 1
ariesgroove Posted May 3 Posted May 3 14 minutes ago, Monday Night Messiah said: Get a magnifying lens and study your friend's butthole. Under the lens, you'd see the creases that originate from the hole itself. These creases are like the sun's rays flaring outwards from the hole, making the hole look like a pair of puckered lips. Now, creases are creases because there are low-lying areas, and there are elevated areas. Let's call low-lying areas "crevices", and elevated areas "ridges." i am not going inspector gadget on anyone's boochie omg??? 2
beautiful player Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Girl, it's just dookie. An integral part of our lives. It's never that serious. 1
Pendulum Posted May 3 Posted May 3 yeah girl and cleaning your ass with water makes it stench even more.
Raver Posted May 3 Posted May 3 9 minutes ago, lillavend3r said: And bidet dissers walking around the poop on they stank booty hole what else is new Thong all up my bootyhole and they never come back **** stained 1
Illuminati Posted May 3 Posted May 3 I'm gonna be honest bidetinators are like foreskin snippers in that other thread. If you cracked the code to stay clean I really don't care how you do it 2 1
NEX Posted May 3 Posted May 3 Me: toilet paper, followed by a lot of baby wipes and then wash with water and soap. 1
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