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Beside Taylor, Ariana and Gaga who are the "never panned by pitchfork" Mpgs?


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I saw Taylor, Lady Gaga and Ariana are the MPGs with a long career (so at least 5 albums reviewed) are never been panned by the magazine.

 

There are others of them outthere i can't think about it?.

 

I was sure about Lana but i discovered Born this way, the pop album defined the pop sound of the decade, got only a 5.5 (:duca:).

 

 

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9 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

I was sure about Lana but i discovered Born this way, the pop album defined the pop sound of the decade, got only a 5.5 (:duca:).

 

 

Lana sweetie I'm so sorry

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Probably not MPG for ATRL but Rosalía has never been panned. 
 

Selena Gomez technically never too, as they have only reviewed Rare and Bad Liar :mandown: (6.8 and Best New Music respectively) 

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10 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

I was sure about Lana but i discovered Born this way, the pop album defined the pop sound of the decade, got only a 5.5 (:duca:).

 

 

Choose last words, this is the last time

Cause Yoü and I….

 

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:heart: (+ L4 is coming for that 9.0 BNM)

 

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2 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

:heart: (+ L4 is coming for that 9.0 BNM)

 

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pure heroine was a 7.3? oh they deserve d€8th

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A 6.0 in 2024 is basically a pan, and would be like a 5 at best pre-poptimism.

 

Interesting Gaga's never been panned though. 

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Adele:

 

30 - 8.2

21 - 8.1

25 - 7.3


They haven't reviewed 19

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Peppa

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Beyoncé

 

Homecoming: 9.3

Renaissance: 9.0

BEYONCÉ: 8.8

Lemonade: 8.5

Cowboy Carter: 8.4

Everything is Love: 8.2

4: 8.0

B'Day: 7.2
IASF: 5.7 which is like a 7 in a poptimism era :eli:

DIL: ?

 

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3 minutes ago, Starshine said:

Beyoncé

 

Homecoming: 9.3

Renaissance: 9.0

BEYONCÉ: 8.8

Lemonade: 8.5

Cowboy Carter: 8.4

Everything is Love: 8.2

4: 8.0

B'Day: 7.2
IASF: 5.7 which is like a 7 in a poptimism era :eli:

DIL: ?

 

Oh look at how Mother ate that. @Virgos Groove IASF :eli:

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Miranda Cosgrove. Can't get panned if you're not reviewed :heart2:

 

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Mylene Farmer since they never ranked any of her album

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15 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Oh look at how Mother ate that. @Virgos Groove IASF :eli:

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Nobody wins the Beyoncé vs. Sasha battle - often, the listener loses.

They used to be so nasty :ahh:

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cardi b has an average score of 8.7 with all her studio albums combined

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What is considered a pan? 

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Ariana debuted after poptimism

Gaga wasn't reviewed with her debut which at the time meant they didn't respect her enough to do it

Same goes with Taylor

If they had been reviewed they probably would have been panned

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Queen of Pitchfork Janet Jackson

 

The Velvet Rope (deluxe) - 9.4

Rhythm Nation - 9.0

Unbreakable - 8.0

Damita Jo - 7.8

 

 

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1 hour ago, RideOrDie said:

also born to die was retroactively fixed, so we can add her to the list of never panned

 

https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/pitchfork-reviews-rescored/

 

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They are hypothetical, which is to say, not canon, but rather a fun little diversion, a conversation-starter brought to you by the individual grievances of the Pitchfork staff.

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