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A 90 is very generous for this album after a few listens. I'd put it somewhere between 70-80

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38 minutes ago, DLW said:

In a recent interview with The Standard, Courtney Love said that Swift is "not interesting as an artist," and I think The Tortured Poets Department proves as much.

 

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The Tortured Poets Departmentis the mark of an artist now interested in seeing how much their empire can atone for the sins of mediocrity.

 

 

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Machete

I think this will stabilize in the mid 70s. A PAN for 20s MPG standards (critics give everything a near 90 now).

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Is it "Stop the Count" time yet?

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4 minutes ago, DLW said:

In a recent interview with The Standard, Courtney Love said that Swift is "not interesting as an artist," and I think The Tortured Poets Department proves as much.

 

:rip:

 

The Tortured Poets Departmentis the mark of an artist now interested in seeing how much their empire can atone for the sins of mediocrity.

 

 

:skull:

Jesus. That review is ruthless 

 

Does it count 

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PASTE :bibliahh:

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i just checked and paste counts for metacritic. 

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25 minutes ago, Sugden said:

Between producer Jack Antonoff's atrocious backing instrumental and the Y2K-era, teen dramedy echo chamber of a vocal harmony provided by out-of-place guest performer Post Malone, "Fortnight" chokes on the vomit of its own opaqueness. "I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary," Swift muses, and it sounds like satire. This is your songwriter of the century? Open the schools.

 

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Ah yes cherry picking lyrics to make a point, I love modern critics

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This album would be so much more impactful if it was 10-12 songs, not 2 full length albums.. listening to it in full feels like a chore

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4 minutes ago, GoatGly said:

Ah yes cherry picking lyrics to make a point, I love modern critics

Girl… it's a review of the album, and those lyrics are on the album
 

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Someone change the tittle of this thread. The album has a score of 84 now.

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Whew that score is going down basement! :bibliahh:

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1 hour ago, modern thing said:

I think Pitchfork might do separate reviews for both parts - and let me predict the main album will get 6.8

They always post their big reviews on Monday at 12:01am. But they've been extremely boring so I suspect they'll give her a 7.0 (not good, not bad)

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84 on Metacritic and Pitchfork + Sputnik Music are still pending

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1 minute ago, Cameltoe Chariot said:

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2 minutes ago, Cameltoe Chariot said:

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Wait what? :rip:

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