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Wait the 0.5 review summary 

 

Review Summary: The Tortured Tummy Defartment 

 

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And boy, do we never arrive. The thirty-one tracks on offer read like a joke that the most militant Swift-denier would cook up. That number is not a typo, and neither are song titles like "But Daddy I love Him", "Florida!!!" (with three exclamation points), and "loml" -which, "cleverly" stands for both 'love' and 'loss' of my life. The two-hour long punchline is that Swift is actually in on the joke. The zany titles and lines like "touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" are merely an act, you see, to illustrate how much of a mastermind she has always been and always will be. Everything here is caked in so much self-aware irony that meaning ceases to be. 

Yes, she hints at being in on the joke, but she still tells it, which makes anyone with critical thinking skills understand she wants to keep the cake and eat it too.

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I don't understand why "Midnights 3Am Edition" doesn't have separate scores and "TTPD The Anthology" does.

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Damn this album got whole spectrum of scores from the lowest possible to mixed to praiseful :bibliahh: people don't know what to do with Taylor anymore 

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Her Solar Power is here which means she will ditch Antonoff for TS12 :clap:
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2 minutes ago, Sugden said:

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:deadbanana2:her lowest score ever

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1/10 is unhinged :ghostface:

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What's pissing ME! off is that this album is actually excellent and deserves much better reviews than Fadnights, which was highly overrated by critics and Grammys. Fadnights should've been the Lover to this one's folklore!

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ngl I don't really care about the album itself but the reactions in here are hilarious 

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12 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

The moment the (musical) world moves on from Ms Swift, the industry and its creativity wins. Its literally just like with the MCU. While they both clearly boost the industry in terms of revenue, they completely derive it from quality and creativity.

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112 members viewing this thread :fan:

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2 minutes ago, Moloko Plus said:

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6 minutes ago, Sugden said:

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Bling not the music 

 

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6 minutes ago, Sugden said:

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in my Bejeweled by Taylor Swift voice: "Nice"

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2 minutes ago, Moloko Plus said:

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Thats a beautiful picture of an artist that constantly evolves and releases QUA-LI-TY. Its great to look at one of that calibre, right? I agree

 

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7 minutes ago, Kern said:

Damn this album got whole spectrum of scores from the lowest possible to mixed to praiseful :bibliahh: people don't know what to do with Taylor anymore 

It's very clear what is happening here tho, whilst "objective' music criticism never existed in the first place, It's obviously those publications want the clicks and they know they'll get those with either a 1 or 10 star review :toofunny3:

 

kinda funny how this hasn't clicked for many ppl in here. these publications operate like stan twitter. 

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8 minutes ago, Sugden said:

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Is this real? It's still showing as 77 to me.

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okay now imagine if TinyMixtapes comes out of retirement to give her another punch 

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77 for regular version, 69 for anthology version. Can't wait for the threads being ridiculous and asking: "Is TTPD Taylor's Witness era" or some ****. :lmao:

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The critics finally woke up. :jonny5:

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