base talk The Tortured Poets Department Review Thread | MC - 76

[Raspberries]

1 minute ago, Bloody Willy said:

hope they add the Paste review to it 

Paste was for the original

 

The Anthology has 3 reviews

 

90 - Sputnik

80 - Rolling Stone

60 - Pitchfork

[Papi Juancho]

I still think it's too high, honestly most of her past works (after Folklor) don't deserve their score. 

[Bloody Willy]

Sputnik gave this a 90? how the mighty have fallen 

[Summer Boy]

78 is still too high. If it wasn't Taylor Swift it would get panned like a Katy Perry album.

[DiegoMarcoCMM]

The same score from "Holy ****" by Demi Lovato 

[Taylor fanboy]

2 minutes ago, Summer Boy said:

78 is still too high. If it wasn't Taylor Swift it would get panned like a Katy Perry album.

[Raspberries]

6 minutes ago, Summer Boy said:

78 is still too high. If it wasn't Taylor Swift it would get panned like a Katy Perry album.

[VeniceBeach]

48/100 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

Edited April 22 by VeniceBeach

[TYMPS]

The reviews giving this dreck anywhere above a 7 are telling on themselves…

 

There ain't no way anyone with ears rates this as quality/let alone giving it close to a perfect score. It's high camp

[Gelato]

How low can you go

 

[spree]

I'm foaming at the mouth over all the bad reviews. 

[omrimayo]

So all these people in here, that are very happy with her "downfall" 😂 

MC decided to open a new thread and because of that the 100 from American Songwriter and the 90 from Sputnik aren't there. For sure it would bring it above 80 again. ( so yes, it would be 60 from pitchfork instead of 66 but still it would gain all in all. )
 

But hey, that's your only hope in life when your fav selling 50K opening week, so take that as a win  

[omrimayo]

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Edited April 22 by omrimayo

[Cameltoe Chariot]

3 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

48/100 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

OMG 

 

[kwek_kwek]

3 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

48/100 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

Oh. This and The Anthology has different reviewer. The score different is huge. 
 

anyway, this will end up in mid-70

[Richie.Valdez]

2 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

48 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

 

 

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Review Summary: SOme aWfully dull musIc aNd a Gargantuan runtime

[CaptainMusic]

Just now, omrimayo said:

Oh, great! Sputnik did reviewed the standard now and gave it 48 which will count also. All in all we're gonna go under 60.

I must log out from here I can't stand people here anymore. 

Calm down, it will probably just end up in low/mid 70s not below 60

[Blue Rose]

in this Poptimism era, anything under 80 is a dud

[Chemist]

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much like her old nemesis Kanye West, she's evidently run out of people who will give her meaningful pushback when she most needs it? 

Not Sputnik comparing her with Kanye West

[Raspberries]

8 minutes ago, spree said:

I'm foaming at the mouth over all the bad reviews. 

Hello Taco Bell are you hiring today....

[V$.]

9 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

48/100 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

 

[Rotunda]

24 minutes ago, DiegoMarcoCMM said:

The same score from "Holy ****" by Demi Lovato 

Holy **** is an excellent one-note album.

 

[duybeeGAshantiGA]

Omg so half of the critics stick to the cheques they received and half just can't stand it anymore so they have to tell the truth now. This is so interesting to watch. One of the most divisive albums ever?

[Nicholai]

17 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

48/100 from Sputnik for the standard version, counts for Metacritic

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88489/Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department/

Ouhhhhh...that's not

[Headlock]

Taylor truly has damaged some of y'all's psyches, what is going on in this thread