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3 minutes ago, Migs30283 said:

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

 

Billboard 200: 3-3.5M first week

Hot 100: 10 songs on the top 10 

Spotify debut: more than 200M streams first day

Metacritic: 85-90/100

Pitchfork: 7-8.5

That would be awesome actually.

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10 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

 

Billboard 200: 2.71M first week

Hot 100: 9 songs top 10 (Hozier or Drake will block her)

Spotify debut: 176.4M streams first day

Metacritic: 86/100

Pitchfork: 6.6 (i fear they will lash ha)

 

 

 

first week sales + streams higher 

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Honey i'm sold on the 2.5M+ first week and 200M first day streams is possible but I don't know. Midnights had 20 tracks and 1989 TV had 22. Assuming Tortured Poets has only 16 available it might be a little harder (but 100% still possible) hence the conservative prediction.

 

Anyways, not sold on her occupying the entire top 10 on the Hot 100. Maybe Drake is going to drop that leaked diss track (which will be a streaming juggernaut) and Too Sweet is still gaining in points and streams. 9/10 it is

 

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i'd take a 90+ on metacritic over 2+ million first week any day 

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Universal Italy just sent me an email to say they're only gonna start shipping pre-orders on the 19th, I'm crying :gaycat7:

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i am a little afraid of critics this time around...

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sputnikmusic might do dirty again to taylor. pls don't let this happen

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8 minutes ago, Migs30283 said:

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

 

Billboard 200: 3-3.5M first week

Hot 100: 10 songs on the top 10 

Spotify debut: more than 200M streams first day

Metacritic: 85-90/100

Pitchfork: 7-8.5

If the first 3 predictions are right, Pitchfork can give it a 0.5 for all I care.

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5 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Honey i'm sold on the 2.5M+ first week and 200M first day streams is possible but I don't know. Midnights had 20 tracks and 1989 TV had 22. Assuming Tortured Poets has only 16 available it might be a little harder (but 100% still possible) hence the conservative prediction.

 

Anyways, not sold on her occupying the entire top 10 on the Hot 100. Maybe Drake is going to drop that leaked diss track (which will be a streaming juggernaut) and Too Sweet is still gaining in points and streams. 9/10 it is

 

But 18 of 22 1989 tracks were already released/old

 

 

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Billboard 200: 2M first week

Hot 100: 9 songs top 10 

Spotify debut: 200 M streams first day

Metacritic: 82/100

i don't give two f*cks about pitchfork 

 

but in my dreams its:

Billboard 200: 3M first week

Hot 100: 10 songs top 10 

Spotify debut: 240 M streams first day

Metacritic: 93/100

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6 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Honey i'm sold on the 2.5M+ first week and 200M first day streams is possible but I don't know. Midnights had 20 tracks and 1989 TV had 22. Assuming Tortured Poets has only 16 available it might be a little harder (but 100% still possible) hence the conservative prediction.

 

Anyways, not sold on her occupying the entire top 10 on the Hot 100. Maybe Drake is going to drop that leaked diss track (which will be a streaming juggernaut) and Too Sweet is still gaining in points and streams. 9/10 it is

 

7 of the Midnights tracks did very few streams as they were released later. 13 tracks did around 160M.

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The fact you can feel- predict critics reviews before knowing anything about the music should say you everything about  mainstream music criticism in 2024.

 

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My prediction:

 

Billboard 200: 2.7M first week

Hot 100: 9 songs in Top 10 (Hozier). 8 if Drake releases his song.

Spotify debut: 198M streams

Metacritic: Around 85

Pitchfork: They can suck my ****

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Just now, vale9001 said:

The fact you can feel- predict critics reviews before knowing anything about the music should say you everything about  mainstream music criticism in 2024.

 

:laugh:

Sad but true :rip:

 

Anyways lets be real. Pitchfork did Midnights dirty :rainy: deserved a 7.7+ at least

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Pitchfork will give it a 7.5 and New York Times and The Observer will give it 3/5.

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wdc cause Rolling Stone: 5/5 stars + instant classic is guaranteed 

:clack:

 

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She will do 2.1M me thinks. 

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Pitchfork will give her 9 :suburban:

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5 minutes ago, mael said:

Pitchfork will give it a 7.5 and New York Times and The Observer will give it 3/5.

now watch NYT and The Observer give a perfect score

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She's clearing 2m of course but the critics is a bit ???

 

I want it to be up there w her most acclaimed :suburban:

 

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pitchfork will giver her 9 :khalyan2:

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Yall havent heard a second of the music on the album but already want critics to praise it based on... what???  

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2 minutes ago, Migs30283 said:

now watch NYT and The Observer give a perfect score

Sure if Her team pays those motherfuckers half a mil each. They hate Her GUTS. 

 

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1 minute ago, rreevvs said:

Yall havent heard a second of the music on the album but already want critics to praise it based on... what???  

Based on MIDnights and Loser's scores...

 

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As long as Glasses is involved P4K is not giving this album more than 8.0

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